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ytorf, in Hilarious! (Only to six year olds)

I showed this comic to my five year old daughter this morning and she couldn’t stop laughing

BoiLudens, in Movie date [beetlemoses]

You have provided me humor, I am now satisfied for the day

The_Picard_Maneuver, (edited )
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

However, BoiLudens’ insatiable need for humor has only been temporarily delayed. They will return for more sooner rather than later

fsxylo,

Like my cat for food.

RootBeerGuy, in New Subclass dropped [KC Green]
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Why are you not including the whole comic?

gunshowcomic.com/471

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Because I genuinely didn’t know there was more to the comic. Holy shit. I’ve only ever seen the top half.

Fixing the post now. My apologies.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

No worries mate.

PeepinGoodArgs, in "Bigger Than Better" by Mr.Lovenstein

Vote for Biden so Lina Khan, Harbinger of the Modern Antitrust Paradigm, can keep doing the lord’s work and prevent this shit.

henfredemars, (edited )

Our anti trust is currently not far from asking nicely to not abuse your market position. Has there been a change to give it some teeth?

With that said, it could be even worse!

PeepinGoodArgs,

Khan is must more active in examining proposed mergers of large corporations than previous FTC administrators.


I’m gonna fanboy out a bit here…

She came to prominence when she was still in law school and wrote Amazon’s Antitrust Paradox.

This Note argues that the current framework in antitrust—specifically its pegging competition to “consumer welfare,” defined as short-term price effects—is unequipped to capture the architecture of market power in the modern economy

Ever since the disastrous law and economics movement took over in the 1970s, anti-trust has been about low consumer prices. Basically, and simplifying quite a bit, it didn’t matter how big a corporation got, whether they were part of an oligarchical or monopolistic market structure, as long as they could prove their prices weren’t extorting consumers, it was all good.

In Amazon’s Antitrust Paradox, she basically criticizes that economic perspective as permitting anti-competitive practices, consolidation of market power, and harm to consumers as a consequence.

Amazon, after all, rose to prominence by legitimately offering consumers lower prices on books, basically by reducing distribution costs and not owning any physical stores. It passed the savings onto consumers. So, there’s nothing inherently wrong with offering lower prices on stuff.

The problem, according to Khan, is that Amazon has continued to offer lower prices to consumers as it grew larger and larger and into the massive platform it is today…most of the time. Some of those lower prices may have been legitimately obtained…but the FTC is suing Amazon because it has employed its monopoly to price competitors and then shift to charging consumers more.

Under the old anti-trust paradigm, low consumer prices were all that mattered. Under Lina Khan, market structure and consumer prices matter. A monopoly that maintains low prices is as anti-competitive as any monopoly, and negatively impacts our economy.


So, it’s not so much that anti trust has been given teeth, but that, under Khan’s leadership, the FTC is much more likely to attempt the bite. And she started with Amazon, which is a bold move.

Godric,

Lina Khan is my spirit animal

Vince, in [System32] Unidentified Program in the Bagging Area

Is this considered a bad thing? I mean I haven’t had a computer virus in a decade, so it seems to be working.

WormFood,

I too enjoy having to get Microsoft’s permission to execute a program that I wrote

adrian783,

to be fair you’re a terrible programmer

A_Very_Big_Fan, (edited )

It’s not inherently bad, at least from the user’s perspective, but Windows Defender will make you click “more info” or something before giving you the “run anyways” button since it thinks it’s a risk. I’ve never gotten a virus doing this, though

Holyhandgrenade,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

On MacOs it’s so stupid. Instead of double-clicking on the new program to open it, you need to right-click and hit “Open” from the drop down menu. Only then does it even give you the option to open the program anyway.

tias,

Wait, right-click? I thought Apple mice had only one button.

Thermal_shocked,

I think it’s command + click if the second button isn’t enabled. It’s one “button”, but clicks on left and right sides.

DudeDudenson,

What if your OS was the virus all along

TheGiantKorean, in No escape
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

I just grab the handle using my butt cheeks.

Empricorn,

Omega Brain over here, making us feel dumb.

match, in Hop in bed [Extra Fabulous Comics]
@match@pawb.social avatar

Honestly incredible that this joke has taken 40 years to happen

can,

There’s no way it has.

kadotux,

“Lmao it’s 25 years old at mo…” “Oh…”

lugal, in Strange times...

The thing is that the botanical definition of berries doesn’t match perfectly with the everyday definition. That doesn’t make the latter wrong, it just has other applications

jcg,

Some berries are just Berry In Name Only.

bloup, (edited )

Come up with an everyday definition for berry that includes strawberries, blueberries, and raspberries but excludes grapes, figs, and cherry tomatoes without identifying any particular fruit by name.

Rolando,

how about: *berr*

badcommandorfilename,

cucumberr [PASS]

Rolando,

Oh yeah! As in “cucumberring the salad will improve it!”

Mmagnusson,

Are grapes not considered berries in the anglosphere? In Icelandic they literally are named “Wine berries” and considered as such.

bloup,

More evidence than the concept of “an every day definition of berry” is completely meaningless

Mmagnusson, (edited )

I mean, it isn’t meaningless, just culturally subjective and lacking a rigerous definition. Berries are a set of specific fruit, which fruit being included being determined by the culture in question base on percieved similarities and historic uses. We use it to quickly bring up the specific group and whatever vague characteristics we percieve them to share.

So, the definition for berries that you seek is simply “the fruit people you’re interested in would point at and identify as a berry”, which is a vague definition and not rigerous at all, but most people would in fact think of the same thing you do if you say “I put berries on top of my cake”. If I ask my wife “hey, on your way home swing by the store and buy some berries, any type will do”, she will not bring a watermelon. She in fact will buy what we both agree are berries, and so the word has useful meaning.

You’ll find most classifications humans have do this too. The real world is really good at refusing to fit into the neat boxes we made to classify it and the things in it, and yet we can still use them fine enough as long as we don’t get lost in semantics and wondering if a hot dog is a sandwich or cereal soup.

PersnickityPenguin,

Sure. One is grown on a berry farm, the other isn’t.

lugal,

I could try to but I don’t need to. The fact that you could easily name some fruits that aren’t berries is proof enough that you have a concept of what a berry is and what isn’t. Coming up with a definition would be the next step.

So I agree that “definition” is the wrong word. I should have said “concept”. Besides: what’s wrong with definitions that are just a list of elements?

bloup,

I mean personally I always thought it was fucking stupid that a strawberry is the same kind of thing as a blueberry but a grape isn’t. Apparently Iceland agrees.

lugal,

It’s all a social construct. It exists because and as long as we all agree on it. So it’s flexible and not set in stone, nor scientifically falsifiable

slackassassin,

Use for ice cream, pies, and smothies berries.

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Yeah, it’s like the whole “tomatoes are actually a fruit” thing. So are zucchinis and eggplants, but nobody ever brings that up. It’s always tomatoes.

There’s a botanical definition and a culinary definition. So, that doesn’t mean that somebody who calls a tomato a vegetable is wrong. And don’t put any tomatoes in my fruit salad!

fishos,
@fishos@lemmy.world avatar

A tomato based fruit salad is called salsa.

lugal,

It’s intelligent to know that tomatoes are fruits and it’s wise not to put then into a fruit salad

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Vegetable is also exclusively a culinary definition. Vegetables are essentially any edible plant structure that are not sweet and aren’t the seeds directly (which are grains or nuts). Typically vegetables are flowers, leaves, stems, or roots, but some non-sweet fruits like cucumbers, peppers, and green beans are also squarely in the vegetable category despite definitely being fruits, no reason they can’t be both.

Soggy,

Carrots, corn, and peas all poke holes in that definition. It’s a culinary definition but also an arbitrary and subjective one, trying to define rules just makes it more ridiculous.

lugal,

And the concept of a vegetable varies culturally. I live in Germany and I consider mais vegetables (it feels weird to call it corn in this context since other grains aren’t). In Romania (and elsewhere I guess) potatoes are a vegetable which they aren’t for me.

feedum_sneedson,

So is potato like a grain to you? In the sense of treating it more like a staple?

lugal,

Absolutely! Potatoes, grains (except mais) and legumes (except green beans) are carbs (or staples). Polenta is too, despite being made of mais.

I thought that’s the default?

feedum_sneedson,

I don’t know who downvoted that but it wasn’t me. I get where you’re coming from, but I think more in terms of the part of the plant I suppose.

Starkstruck, in Nothing can keep him down [Disappointing.ByDesign]

If snails did have tears with salt in them, the salt would already be in their body, meaning he’d already be dead.

Grippler, (edited )

IDK…you have some pretty strong hydrochloric acid in your stomach that’s not dissolving you, but im pretty sure it would melt you if i dipped you in a vat of it.

PeachMan,
@PeachMan@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, and lions and dinosaurs can’t talk, but this is a community where we post silly comic strips so maybe chill out with the fact-checking my dude?

AVincentInSpace,

It’s a cool fun fact regardless of whether it’s relevant to comedic value

Klear,

He does look dead inside.

scottyjoe9, in An endless and hellish cycle [Extra Fabulous]

Wait, your heart and lungs stop when you sleep? 🤔

TrousersMcPants,

They just chill out for a while

LemmyFeed,

Yours don’t? You ever actually confirm they keep going when you sleep?

rostby,

I’ve listened to other’s heartbeat while they’re asleep

Pregnenolone, (edited )

That only confirms that theirs works, not yours.

rostby,

It’s not “theirs” for long

Sludgehammer, in Ahhh, to be young again. [Tinker Tanner]
@Sludgehammer@lemmy.world avatar

This has the feel of something that actually happened.

PwnTra1n,

I once told my cousin that eventually your fingers fall off and you grow in your adult fingers. I told him like how his dad(physical laborer) has big hands/ fingers eventually his would be like that. He believed me but asked my other cousin when he got home who just confirmed it to him. Now we both are kinda jerks maybe but this comic could totally happen.

ILikeBoobies, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Because you are designed to seek out salt and sugar as a survival trait; then decided to mass produce it and put it into everything. Now your tastebuds have been ruined, even the standard apple/banana has been genetically modified to have more sugar

meowMix2525, (edited )

iirc the modern banana is actually a less flavorful variety than centuries past, but not for selective breeding reasons. The more popular variety, the Gros Michel, was susceptible to a certain fungus that wiped it out by the 60s. Those apparently tasted closer to the artificial banana flavoring that is still used today and in fact are what that flavoring was based on (albeit probably quite a bit more sugary and concentrated since it’s still a candy flavoring).

And then you have other produce like apples and tomatoes being bred for size and yield, since that will both net more profit and feed more people. This often necessarily means that the produce will lose flavor in the process, as well as nutritional value by weight since the size/yield increase is mostly just the crop taking up more water. (I think the genetic modification you mentioned is in some part meant to correct that inverse relationship between yield and nutritional density, but I’d have to read up more on the subject.)

So I think you can just as much argue that it’s not our tastebuds being ruined so much as produce itself being considerably less appealing to them.

Peaty,

You can buy Gros Michel bananas still you just have to put in some effort. If you are in the USA and have the cash the Miami Fruit Co ships them when they grow them. I haven’t checked but I believe they are in banana season.

Dark_Arc,
@Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg avatar

Whoa, looks like a really cool company in general! Thanks for the tip!

SeaJ,

The gros Michel is also not a natural banana. Those were also all clones of each other. Natural bananas have big ass seeds throughout them.

qyron,

Genetically modified? That’s a stretch.

Like many other cultures, bananas and apples were selectively reproduced to obtain fruits with more to eat. Corn, carrots, every single kale and cabbage, potatoes, oranges and even strawberries can go into this basket.

The wild banana has almost nothing to eat, being filled with large seeds and we can still find wild apples, by nature very tart but still edible. Every single cereal we plant and harvest today was originally nothing more than a wild grass.

But to call the work of millenia and who knows how many generations of farmers genetic modifications is a bit over the top.

GMOs are very recent introductions and normally for obtaining pest, drought or disease (more) resistant plants.

mudmaniac,

The wild banana has almost nothing to eat, being filled with large seeds and we can still find wild apples, by nature very tart but still edible. Every single cereal we plant and harvest today was originally nothing more than a wild grass.

I cannot help thinking about the first proto-human that started munching on the tips of wild grass.

  • “Hey Unk, check out Krug over there, chewin on the grass. That shit’s messed up.”
  • “I dunno Greg. Looks pretty tasty to me.”
qyron,

Our ancestors were primarily leaf eaters, so moving to grass wouldn’t be that unusual. But let’s picture the first proto-human that decided to go for the carcass of another animal, either killed by a predator or by fire or lightning. That would have been an event.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I’m pretty sure most primates are omnivores so they’d have been hunting as well just more in an opportunistic way

qyron,

If we are to go back far enough, we are bound to find an ancestor mostly herbivore. On that level, going for the scenario I mentioned would have been some event.

ILikeBoobies,

Selective breeding and grafting modified the genetics

Bananas all being clones

There’s no reason to separate the terms

afraid_of_zombies,

A skyscraper and a toolshed are both buildings technically speaking. So in that sense you are correct, only technically correct.

ILikeBoobies,

I would have said a skyscraper made of metal and a skyscraper made of cement are both skyscrapers for your analogy but sure

qyron,

Let’s analyse that.

Selective breeding increases the frequency of a given set of genes, already present in a species, in order to better manifest specific, more advantageous - either nature or human chosen - traits.

Random mutations can occur when biological reproduction happens but unless extreme and radical - which often prove fatal for the offspring - are not relevant for the species in the immediate.

These principles are applicable to both plants and animals.

Now grafting takes a part of one plant - usually a small branch - uses another plant to provide the root system - usually something that grows much faster than the graft - and this process multiplies asexually the plant from which the branch was oroginally cut. No genes are carried over between the two plants.

This is valid to get a bunch of trees out of a single one in a very short time but it will not introduce new genes into the crop.

Quince trees are often used as root stock to graft other trees, like pear and apple. If the seeds from those grafted trees were to be sprouted, planted and nurtured to maturity, apples or pears would grow but of completely new varieties. The quince trees used to provide the root for grafting would provide zero genes to the new varieties.

Can you expand on why you consider grafting as a tool for genetic manipulation?

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

it will not introduce new genes into the crop.

Under normal circumstances new genes would be, but the new plant isn’t considered a new species (like tigons not being a species)

qyron,

normal circumstances

As in a quince tree cross polinate a pear tree or an apple tree?

XTornado,

GMOs are very recent introductions and normally for obtaining pest, drought or disease (more)

Those bastards!!!

resistant plants.

Oh…ok…

afraid_of_zombies,

How dare people and companies make plants that help people eat. Most disgusting thing ever.

chiliedogg,

We absolutely genetically modified pretty much all of our food. We just did it by selective breeding.

The only difference with modern GMO is we’ve learned to do it directly much faster. We don’t need a random mutation to add a trait anymore.

qyron, (edited )

Can we get a geneticist here?

Last time I was taught about biology, selective breeding was a process through which, over a long period of time, individuals with favorable traits were multiplied in order to increase the prevalence of such traits.

The genes were already introduced, hence, no modification. Already existing characteristics were allowed to further express and refine.

Genetic modification, to my understanding, implies introducing genetic information into the genome of an organism to produce another with traits previously completely absent in the species.

Selection vs manipulation.

I’ll concede there are a few cases where the lines blurr, like the golden rice, where a gene that codified the production of vitamin A in the grain was/is already inactive or so receassive, in order to have it express again would require gene manipulation but I think a selective production program was put forward in an attempt to bring out that gene again.

Honytawk,

Selective breeding is just one of the methods used to genetically modify our food.

qyron,

I can’t agree with that.

The basic notion of genetically modifying an organism implies changes enacted at the genetic level, through artificial means, not biological.

PutangInaMo,
qyron,

I’m getting an error with the document.

AccountMaker,

I think you two have different images in your minds. You say “genetically modify” as in “modify the food through choosing which genes are to prevail”, while the other means “modify genes directly to affect the food”, and in that sense selective breeding isn’t GMO because no genes have been modified, but rather encouraged. You modify the genetic structure of future generations through natural means, not the organism directly.

Don’t know what scientists say, I just see the other comment downvoted when they have a fair point.

RizzRustbolt, in Sleeping position

I sleep suspended in a vat of gel medium.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Where can I purchase this?

name_NULL111653,

Zaltin corporation on Thyferra can get you a good supply of bacta and a tank… Don’t expect it to be cheap though.

drathvedro,

NOT RECOMMENDED

ours,

Zero-G or go home.

Bishma,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

strawberry jam

Steamymoomilk,

Bushes baked beans

name_NULL111653,

Bacta tank…

Allero,

A bacta a day keeps the doctor away!

cocobean, in Bookmarks

Just never close the tab!

Did you know: when you have enough tabs, Firefox for Android stops showing you how many there are and instead shows an infinity sign. How fun!

JCreazy,

No because having more than 4 tabs open would drive me insane.

olutukko,

Yes becuase this happens to me every week and then I just close all at oncr without checking whats there

Cethin,

The problem is I have so many tabs that I’ll never open again either. Eventually I close a window to start fresh whatever the purpose of that window was for.

someguy3, in Freedom

Mickey and Minnie without gloves are free. I imagine any depiction with oversized white gloves will be sued.

CobblerScholar,

The fact we have to have this conversation means Disney already won

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Don’t get me wrong, it’s great that Disney via the government has stopped fucking us out of our culture. But we’re talking about 100+ year old cartoons. So yeah, Disney won.

ashestosea, (edited )
@ashestosea@midwest.social avatar

They have gloves in the title card tho

Steamboat Willie Title Card

usualsuspect191,

Well, Mickey does. The comic looks to be missing Minnie’s top too

pigup,

🥵

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