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Fisk400, in Bad dog

You forgot about the up dog.

runswithjedi,

What’s up dog?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Ligma balls!

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Not much, what’s up wit you?

jaschen,
stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
TurtleTourParty,

That is Up Dug.

lowleveldata, in No escape

Easy. Just lick the door handle 3 ~ 4 times to clean it so that you don’t need to get your hands dirty.

Established_Trial,

That’s how I do it and I’ve only had Covid 5 times! Works like a charm.

normanwall,

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  • JadenSmith,

    It depends, if he has had it once per year he’s caught up to Covid-2024

    Smoogs,

    Gotta collect them all

    underwire212,

    Yup! You also sometimes get free nutrients on the door handle ☺️

    TehWorld,

    I see you also have a toddler.

    wander1236, in I have this problem..
    @wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I think your problem is not actually knowing what The Far Side is.

    MNByChoice, in ‘HUNGOVER’ [OC]

    Didn’t the use to put the astronauts into quarantine for a few days prior to launch. It avoids hangovers and the flu, in space.

    query, in Are you prepared to be judged? [Martin Rosner]

    So presumably he hadn’t, because all life in the sea pees there.

    Or Poseidon just doesn’t like pools, and it’s a trick question.

    AnUnusualRelic,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    None of the fish are in heaven either. Those filthy fish.

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    He finds pools an unnatural mockery of nature.

    RGB3x3,

    Restricting water in such a way is cruel. It’s like a prison for water.

    OtakuAltair,

    The pool water yearns for freedom

    jopepa,

    Pool water oughta stop sloshing around and get a job. Freedom isn’t free.

    Perfide, (edited )

    Poseidon is the God of water, I think he understands how dilution works. Peeing in the ocean? Basically didn’t do anything, essentially untraceable. Peeing in the pool? Nasty af, and easily(ish) detectable.

    Kichae, (edited ) in JPEG

    GIF is pronounced GIF not because the G stands for Graphical, but because it is its essence. It is what is calls out to be… Called.

    And because it’s not peanut butter.

    And for the same reason, JPEG is pronounced JFEG not because the P stands for Photographic, but because that is the expression of its true essence.

    I just didn’t know it before today.

    Justice for JΦEG!

    Wilzax,

    Also, “gi” in english makes the hard g sound very often, like in gift, or give, or giddy. You need to do some real mental gymnastics to justify it as a j sound

    weksa, (edited )

    Giraffe, ginger, ginseng, gist

    rigatti,
    @rigatti@lemmy.world avatar

    The giant ginger biologist originally apologized for being allergic to ginseng.

    HiddenLychee,

    I wear a gi in martial arts

    PaintedSnail,

    I’m going to call it “geef” from now on!

    twosixonetwo,

    Not sure if the use of the word “gymnastics” is intentional here

    Wilzax,

    I’m not taking about gy or ge, I’m talking about gi

    PRUSSIA_x86,

    What about gin?

    Klear,

    Sure, I’ll have some.

    force, (edited )

    giant, gigantic, ginger, gist, gin, giraffe, gibberish, gingivitis, giblet, giro, giron, gingal, gipsy / gitano, gingili, gigot, girasole, giaour, …

    logic, tragic, agile, agism/aging, legit, sigil, magi, magic, argil, algid, aegis, vagile, algin, digit, legible, legislature, surgical, intellegible, …

    looks like a lot of palatal affricates to me dawg idk, i think you’re the one doing mental gymnastics trying to justify it not being pronounced the way the creator specified. “gif” the way you ask for just sounds weird

    shea,

    Say the word “gift”. Don’t pronounce the t. Wow. That simple.

    Toine,

    Say the word “giraffe”. Don’t pronounce the ra. Wow. That simple.

    Synthead,

    You can tell it’s a soft G from the way it is! How neat is that?

    M500, in "Wild Life" by MrLovenstein

    Haha, I never considered that perspective I envy may cats often, but they do freak out at the smallest thing, like one cat is terrified of trash bags, but only when they are empty.

    FooBarrington,

    Makes sense to me. Why do empty trash bags exist? Nobody wants an empty trash bag, so everyone fills them up all the time. Why not sell them pre-filled? It just doesn’t make sense.

    jballs,
    @jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I suspect FooBarrington might be a cat irl…

    FooBarrington, (edited )

    You have no concrete proof. If there ever was proof, it’s certainly not on the table. Oh, and somebody seems to have barfed on it.

    1024_Kibibytes, in "Fortune Teller" by Pervis Comics

    Ice cream should make whatever fate awaits him better. Dying while eating ice cream seems like one of the more pleasant ways.

    ladicius,

    Maybe he will die of diabetes?

    Afghaniscran,

    Die of betes

    registrert,
    @registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

    I have never thought about it like that. Truly thought provoking.

    can,
    1024_Kibibytes,

    That is a possibility, but $5 of ice cream isn’t enough to do most people any damage, although I suppose it could be the start of diabetes.

    hansl,

    The fortune teller needs to run two sets of telling; one where she gives him back his money and one where she keeps it and lie to him. And maybe a control group for good measure.

    Cadbury93, in Twinkle twinkle little douche [Extra Fabulous]

    Woah, both of the star’s eyes are on its face. Weird.

    Viking_Hippie,

    Controversial choice for sure!

    b00m,
    @b00m@kbin.social avatar

    totally breaks immersion

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    ( ಠ _ ) ಠ

    BestBouclettes, in "Repetition" by Chris Hallbeck

    Daniel Radcliffe. Since I watched Swiss Army Man, I’ve decided that I would watch anything with him in it without even questioning it. He’s doing things he likes and you can see how much fun he’s having. It’s just great. (Guns Akimbo, Miracle Workers, Horns, etc.)

    ignotum,

    Haha yeah that movie was unexpectedly good! I should really check out more of his work

    otacon239,

    Guns Akimbo is one of my favorite movies to show people who don’t know his range. He’s just so fantastically fun in it.

    killeronthecorner,
    @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

    Woman in Black is a grossly underrated horror, and he’s excellent in it.

    MajorHavoc,

    Daniel Radcliffe. Since I watched Swiss Army Man, I’ve decided that I would watch anything with him in it without even questioning it.

    That is an excellent plan.

    • Miracle Workers is a national treasure.
    • Weird: The Al Yankovich Story is ridiculous perfection.
    • The Lost City is much better than it has any right to be.
    edgemaster72,
    @edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

    Miracle Workers appreciation thread let’s goooo

    perishthethought,

    Saving all of this to my watch list. Thanks!

    Cleverdawny, in Buying a dog

    There would be so much poop.

    Just… So much poop.

    rengoku2,

    I have two and it is too excessive already. Thankfully they seem to know where to poop so I dont need to pull my hair.

    Sirsnuffles,

    Quick. Buy this dude a dog!

    Cleverdawny,

    I can handle an adult dog but seven puppies? 😬

    nucleative, in A Real Adult

    I bop those on everything including all the people in my house. I’m 43.

    snooggums,
    @snooggums@kbin.social avatar

    Since it takes forever to run out of wrapping paper I love it when the paper towels run out for a billy club!

    Am 46.

    Phen, in Out of sight, out of mind [ADHDinos]

    I’ll never forget the day I went out to the grocery store a couple blocks down and thought it was a good idea to also take the trash out.

    I took the trash to the grocery store.

    Geert,
    @Geert@lemmy.world avatar

    🤣

    vacuumflower,

    I’ve taken trash to subway station a few times.

    ademir,
    @ademir@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    Muito eu hahahaha

    meliaesc,

    My husband (the adhd-ee) keeps leaving the trash at the top of the stairs. Because he’ll “see it on his way out”.

    Stamets,
    @Stamets@startrek.website avatar

    well if it’s any consolation, I just laughed for a solid minute straight. So it wasn’t a total loss. I really appreciate that.

    ZoopZeZoop,

    I have never done this before. Now that you’ve said it, it will happen to me and dozens of others who read this.

    limelight79, in "Outdoor Cat vs Indoor Cat" by Sarah Andersen

    I cannot imagine having an indoor/outdoor cat. I’d worry so much about them while they were away. And if they just disappeared and didn’t return…I don’t know how I could stand it.

    We have 3 indoor-only cats. Obviously I’m pretty attached to them.

    Umbraveil,

    Sometimes, you gotta do what’s best for your cat. We have one that just couldn’t handle being indoors full-time. We put a Tractive GPS tracker on his collar. It gives peace of mind and if anything happens, at least we’ll know when to find him. He’s living his best cat life.

    jpeps,

    I really understand that fear, and I do experience that with my outdoor cats. However cats tend to stick to their established territory and patterns and at least for mine, never go far and barely ever out of sight. In the summer being outdoor cats pretty much just means they sleep all day curled up in the garden.

    limelight79,

    Yeah, I can’t do it. We have fox around, and plenty of community cats (one evening, I walked down the ravine looking for our dog after he ran off, and I shined my flashlight upward to see about 6 pairs of eyes staring at me). We had a cat get some sort of blood borne disease, we think she got it from a tick that was in the house when we moved in (it’s our only theory, we have no idea what actually happened), and she spent a few days in the animal hospital, and barely survived. (It also cost several thousand dollars.) Unfortunately she passed away from multiple medical issues a few years later. :(

    (We adopted another cat after she passed - we’ve never had more than 3 at once.)

    jpeps,

    Sorry to hear about your cat! I’m assuming you’re in the states, and I’d agree that I don’t think I’d let a cat outside there. One extra bit of support in the UK is that it’s pretty unheard of to not routinely vaccinate your cats to protect against random diseases, but of course it can’t cover everything.

    limelight79,

    I am. We always vaccinate our cats as well, and since that incident we give them regular flea and tick preventatives (well, two of them for the flea and tick - the third one is way too skittish to let us do that). In our case, there’s always a risk the dog brings something in, too, so it’s good to do.

    wildginger,

    Outdoor cats in the UK are driving your native wildcats extinct. Even if we ignore that the cat population is bringing foxes and badgers into human settlements because they make easy free meals.

    You arent immune to having invasive species. In fact the british are pretty directly responsible for a lot of invasive species problems globally, so I would think yall would grasp the concept by now.

    jpeps,

    Wildcat extinction is an extremely specific issue. Wildcats only exist in Scotland now, driven to near extinction mostly by humans, not mating with other cats. This happened literally hundreds of years ago and has practically nothing to do with house cats. Now interbreeding is an issue for the preservation of the small number of wildcats left in Scotland. It’s sad but hardly a concern for keeping cats in most areas of the UK.

    Secondly, I do ignore that cats are ‘bringing in foxes and badgers’. Can you present a source on this? I couldn’t find anything.

    wildginger, (edited )

    Sure, hand wave an extinction because its inconvenient.

    Do you actually need me to google uk cat death counts for you? Or do you think predators entering human settlements is normal?

    Did you guys not recently have a “serial cat murderer” who was just a fox leaving its kills in public places? Do you think thats a normal thing?

    jpeps,

    How am I hand waving it? I’m stating an obvious truth. What impact on wildcats do you expect to come from cats in Cornwall, Ipswich, or Manchester?

    I think you don’t have a clue what you’re talking about. Yes, I would like you to google cat death counts and show me any evidence for what you’re saying. I wouldn’t be surprised at all to find that cats sometimes get killed by other animals, but to suggest that it’s a significant cause of death or that they’re the reason that foxes are coming to ‘human settlements’ is complete nonsense. You make it sound like packs of badgers roam the streets of London at night.

    Foxes in cities are very normal. They’re basically the UK’s raccoon. They scavenge things, including the bodies of cats hit by cars.

    wildginger,

    If you think foxes are normal in cities, I actually dont think a pile of dead cats in front of your house would shake you of your delusions, to be honest.

    You keep on hand waving reality bud. Worked stellar for brexit, and its destroying what shred of ecosystem is left on the british isles. But hey, you havent been right yet, gotta keep pushing on until you are right?

    jpeps,

    I can’t tell if you’re trolling or just incapable of an adult conversation, but I’m blocking you either way. Bye.

    ikidd,
    @ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

    Never seen any cat that chose to stay inside even 50% of the time when given a choice. I’d rather they enjoy their life than make me feel better be cause they’re penned up all the time.

    wildginger,

    Far better to die young under a car tire, bleeding out slowly and painfully alone on the asphalt. Totally agree, way better than living your entire lifespan.

    Honytawk,

    … in a gilded prison, never really have lived a single day in their entire lives.

    Yeah, I’d take my chances with the tire.

    wildginger,

    If your house is a gilded prison to your pets, youre a shit pet owner and you shouldnt own any animal of any kind.

    Like sorry bud, you can give a small mammal a fulfilling life inside your house pretty fuckin easy. Harness training a cat is so straight forward, too, so its not even a life permanently indoors.

    I get youre probably so fuckin lazy that you would prefer your pet gets its guts ripped out and dies slow in the worst pain of its life. But any normal adult capable of washing their ass can do better than you, so maybe you leave the big boy responsibilities to better people.

    viking,
    @viking@infosec.pub avatar

    My cats come and go as they please, one spends about 90% of her time indoors, the other mostly nights, but is gone during daytime. I usually see her when I walk my dog, she’ll creep up from behind a bush and finish the walk with us, come in for a snack and then be gone again.

    funkless_eck,

    we have an indoor cat. I was worried about it so started taking it outside. It would sprint back inside.

    So then I took it out and closed the door. It clawed at the door.

    I picked her up and moved her off the deck. She bolted under the deck and I had to take up one of the boards to get her out and she ran back inside faster than ever.

    cupcakezealot,
    @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    the most i’ve ever done is let my first cat go on the deck on a leash and even then i panicked the whole time. one time she got out of the slider at night and i couldn’t handle it thankfully she came back like an hour or so later

    Candelestine, in Darth Vader vs Wolverine [deliberatelyburied]

    C’mon now, the kid would know who wins before drawing it. (it’s Vader)

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    The actual winner would be Snake Eyes from G.I. Joe, who comes down from the ceiling, does sick throwing star moves and kills both.

    Pxtl,
    @Pxtl@lemmy.ca avatar

    Vader has The Force, but Wolverine can recover from whatever injuries he gets. Vader has been removed from battle by serious wounds at least 3 times so far.

    themeatbridge,

    Do lightsabers cut adamantium?

    southsamurai,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Nah, in canon, it’s been shown to be resistant to similar types of coherent energy. It might slightly mar the surface because of the heat, but it wouldn’t cut it. And even the heat thing is my giving the light saber properties beyond what’s shown in film and in books.

    MotoAsh,

    Nah, the heat thing they’re shown melting through blast doors. It at least happens pretty early on in Phantom Menace, and pretty sure I saw it happen in some Disney SW somewhere, too.

    southsamurai,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    That’s blast doors of an unspecified metal. If it follows the usual SW materials where such things are specified, they wouldn’t be exotic materials, they’d be alloys of standard metals on the real periodic table.

    That’s why I say that I’m giving the benefit of the doubt to the light saber. They reach plasma temps, which is hot as hell, but wolvie has taken hits from plasma generated by technology and super powers. If it was a sustained thing, maybe; but a fight doesn’t allow for sustained contact.

    I mean, obviously, it would depend on who was in charge of the writing decisions. But us nerds have to guesstimate as best we can. In SW universe there are exotics that can resist the sabers both under short and sustained contact. Adamantium is pretty exotic, and is canon about as close to indestructible as it gets.

    Light sabers aren’t really meant to be unstoppable, they’re not an ultimate weapon. They’re a high tech, very effective sword that uses coherent energy that generates high heat on contact. There’s limits the what they can do.

    It’s one of those things where sabers have been written to have limits more often than Adamantium has, so I err on that side of things.

    MotoAsh,

    Yea, I just mean light sabers have a heat component to some weird degree. How ever that interacts with Wolverine or his adamantium is indeed a whole other thing. lol

    I definitely agree adamantium should be able to stop a light saber whether or not it gets heated by continued blocking. I think at some point, Wolverine wouldn’t much like trying to live with a heated skeleton. But I mean, isn’t that also how the adamantium got there? Seems like he’d survive extended exposure either way, too.

    Phlogiston,

    It’s always difficult to merge worlds but maybe adamantium is roughly equivalent to beskar or slightly better.

    I think wolverine would win in that fight. He’s got lots of experience fighting many different enemies varied power including “throw things at him” and can take a ton of damage. In contrast vader will be a bit surprised by the healing abilities, commentary and hidden armor.

    tias, (edited )

    That was my initial thought too. But if Vader can stay at a distance and force-choke Wolverine until he’s passed out, then Vader could move in after it’s safe and basically burn up every ounce of Wolverine’s body except for the adamantium using the light saber.

    H1jAcK,

    There is a large amount of discourse on this topic

    Candelestine,

    You know, I was thinking about Superman and Goku the other day…

    Quentinp,
    @Quentinp@lemmy.ca avatar

    How about the hulk with a red lantern ring?

    nxdefiant,

    Green lantern rings are willpower right? I’d give it to Vegeta with a green lantern ring vs hulk with a red one.

    bassomitron,

    I’d think so, as far as I’m aware they can cut thru any metal if given enough time. In the movies and TV show the only thing that fully blocks sabers is another plasma/laser type thing.

    mosiacmango, (edited )

    Enough time is the key phrase here. Adamantium absorbs a goldly amount of energy in the marvel universe, to the point of being literally “unbreakable” in a canon with a fuck ton of different energy blasts/weapons.

    Vader aint going to melt it in the span of a hand to hand fight filled with glancing nipple saber blows.

    Sans force powers, wolverine takes this.

    bassomitron,

    Good to know, I can now rest easy knowing the most likely outcome of this nipple duel!

    FederatedSaint,

    Yeah I was surprised how long they took to get through (start to melt) the blast doors in the first prequel.

    klemptor,

    Is there a known material* that lightsabers don’t cut? Serious question.

    *Beyond that time Kylo Emo Ren had a hissy and attacked a console, that thing should’ve been way more damaged.

    CodexArcanum,

    …fandom.com/…/Category:Lightsaber-resistant_mater…

    I was thinking of the one from Dark Forces, but I guess all of these are non-canon now?

    RaoulDook,

    Yes, the beskar armor that the Mandalorians have has been shown to block lightsabers several times. I’m betting that adamantium is stronger than beskar, so Darth Vader could only cut Wolverine until he hit bones, and then Wolverine just shrugs it off. The Force telekinesis would be more dangerous to him.

    agent_flounder,
    @agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

    Force telekinesis from his nipples

    Sheeple,
    @Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

    Adamantium is not even the strongest metal in the marvel universe. If you want a comparison to beskar, look at stuff like vibranium.

    Marvel also in an interview confirmed that lightsabers could break vibranium

    FederatedSaint,

    Maybe wolverine should get an upgrade to vibranium?

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

    Cortosis.

    Pxtl,
    @Pxtl@lemmy.ca avatar

    It’s kind of a moot point anyways? I mean, how good do you think they’re going to be at parrying under this circumstance? They’re both gonna get stabbed in the chest.

    DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

    Yeah but that will kill Vader and mildly annoy Wolverine.

    Vader should Force Push him off a walkway with no handrails, it’s his only option.

    I think if he used Force Aneurysm that would probably work temporarily but if lightsabers can’t cut adamantium it’s just delaying the inevitable.

    tacosplease,

    These are the hard hitting debates that bring me back to the Internet every day.

    hakunawazo,

    Could they move the nipples separately? If yes, then one nipple blade to block and one to stab?

    TheGiantKorean,
    @TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

    I mean, Vader could force chuck him out into space.

    Mirshe,

    As far as I know, Wolverine would survive this. He might not be conscious until he reenters an atmosphere conducive to human life, but the Hulk has survived being thrown into space many times.

    ExfilBravo,

    One could argue that his regenerative healing could make him alive burning the entire time in severe pain until he got back to a habitable planet. Nightmare fuel.

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