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mumblerfish, in "Bigger Than Better" by Mr.Lovenstein

Adam Smith: if you make a profit, others will see it and start a company that will take part of that profit by competing, and so on and so on, util all companies are perfectly streamlined to satisfy demand efficiently.

Neoliberals: so what you are saying is we should avoid competing at all cost? Sure! No efficency! Only profits!

Anyolduser, in The beginning of civilization

Brevity is the soul of wit.

This comic has 25 panels.

LesserAbe,

That’s why all the funny movies are no more than five minutes long

Anyolduser,

Find me a five minute long joke or a feature length movie with only one joke in it.

It shouldn’t take 20 panels to tell a joke.

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

It shouldn’t take 20 panels to tell a joke.

Seems like it’s not telling a joke, but instead making a statement about Humanity.

Anyolduser,

And to deliver this profound message of “people are inherently distrustful” they needed 20 panels.

They could have done this in one. Have each caveman holding out one hand to pass food and the other hand holding a club behind their backs.

Want to really illustrate the groundbreaking idea that people don’t trust each other? Make a second panel with knights replacing the cavemen and swords replacing clubs, then a third panel swapping in businessmen holding pistols.

If humor wasn’t the goal that’s… fine, but being long-winded in a format based on brevity undermines the message. Using 20 panels guarantees that half of the people who bother to look at the comic won’t finish it. Those that do will probably be bored or even resentful that their time was wasted, making them less receptive to the message.

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Not everything needs to be rushed. Sometimes the build up makes the conclusion better. Slow the F down.

Klear,

Agreed. This is not an example of that though.

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

This is not an example of that though.

How so?

Anyolduser,

If your comic needs to be long form to build tension, that’s a graphic novel.

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Storytelling is storytelling, regardless of the medium.

Anyolduser,

And this story is shallow and needlessly verbose.

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Carry on, Internet Warrior.

AlDente,

I find it interesting that your takeaway was “people are inherently distrustful.” While there is truth to that, my interpretation was that “progress can be slow, but it is progress nonetheless.” In this case the “slow” of the message was communicated through the panel count.

Empricorn,

I don’t think they told “a joke”, nor intended to. This was a humorous exchange as well as a commentary on human nature. My day is better for having read it.

Bill Watterson is one of the greatest comic artists ever, and even he said (paraphrased) “I enjoy a funny conversation more than just one punchline”.

Another great person, Empricorn said “let people enjoy what they like”.

MaxVoltage, (edited )
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

This is like TV bro chill

letsgo,

Oh I dunno. You should take a look at Sir Humphrey’s monologues some time.

hemmes, in Dolphin Man
@hemmes@lemmy.world avatar
JPSound,

Is that a lawfin? I hope there’s a salt water pool nearby.

potoo22, in And Tigger Too - Danby Draws Comics

Piglet couldn’t censor the mirror.

A bounty has been placed. The lawyers have been made aware of your presence.

MHard, in Appliances

Ooohh cool. Non-intrusive load monitoring. I did my bachelor’s thesis on that. Pretty interesting field

noerdman,
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

Uuuuh, nice, what did you find out?

MHard,

I was investigating if these algorithms could be used in an embedded environment. Basically I implemented a load monitor on a raspberry pi using a pretty basic machine learning algorithm and checked performance. Performance wise it worked out pretty well but the accuracy was pretty bad on real world data. Like 50%. Of you’re interested in how it works I can give some more info.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Haha. That person monitors loads.

I wipe them off because I didn’t go to school.

thefloweracidic,

Thanks for sharing SatansMaggotyCumFart

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What did you just call me?

AeroLemming,

“non-intrusive”

MHard,

Valid point about privacy issues. But actually this topic is also interesting in an industrial context when you want to know how much your machines are using to optimise your factory. But yeah, it always depends on how you use it.

SaakoPaahtaa, in An endless and hellish cycle [Extra Fabulous]

At home: kidney sleep😴

Right as I start a 6h car ride: kidney on the grind💪👁️

1847953620, (edited )

kidneys should be the insult, assholes get shit on just for doing their job, and they still try their hardest. their only bad qualities are our own failures of duty towards them.

we’re just a bunch of selfish kidneys.

baggins, in ‘INNER SELF’ [OC]

Wait till she finds out you can fold the paper.

Psythik,

Wait 'til she finds out that the sink can be used to wash your hands.

CarbonatedPastaSauce,

Or, you know, wash her nasty hands.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, in Mask (Comictober 6) - KB Comics (Kelsie Brumet)
Crul, (edited )

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Maultasche,

That mask can’t fool me: that’s a lark not an owl!

PoastRotato, in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Escape 2
@PoastRotato@lemmy.world avatar

Get weird about that thing you’re weird about

I want this cross stitched over my mantelpiece

kersploosh,
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

I bet if you asked nicely in !lemmy_stitch someone would make it for you.

Anticorp, in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

If any animal understands running just for the hell of it, it’s the dog.

Pulptastic, in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]

The left is Rotten Tomatoes which I usually my go-to. The relative % of critic and user ratings let me know what. Getting into. If both are high it’s a well made blockbuster, critic high user low is thought provoking, critic low user high is the Walmart lowest denominator slapstick, action, or romcom, and both low is trash like Freddie Got Fingered or The Room.

The other is Letterboxd, a social movie review platform, that I’ve never used but I can imagine it would make my peenus hort.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

trash like Freddie Got Fingered

FGF is a masterpiece of comedic cinema, sir.

PurpleTentacle,

So is The Room.

Honytawk,

Yeah, and even if both ratings are low, it can still be enjoyable to watch for you.

The only real way to know if a movie is good, is to watch it yourself.

Zoomboingding,
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

Barring just watching EVERYTHING, which nobody has time for, you should follow movie critics that share your sensibilities.

Rodeo,

Solid analysis of rotten tomatoes scores. The comparison between critic/user reviews says so much more than the scores themselves.

jivandabeast,

Tbh, i think that any ratings platform is decent once you get an idea of its userbase. I use imdb because i have all my life and I don’t care to figure out how rt does their ratings when i can more or less get a general idea based on the genre what the imdb score says

Sheeple, in The Jammin'
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Boomershumor

Hotdogman,

Meanwhile, boomers are on the fox news app all day posting about how kids are so disconnected from reality.

The irony.

glimse, in Every day Billy?!

Why remake this comic in SketchUp if it’s gonna look worse than the original

dmention7,

Look how they massacred my boy

FurtiveFugitive,

Jebus Christ is THAT what this monstrosity is?!?

glimse,

That’s what it looks like to me lol

synapse1278, in Hidden Beauty - Safely Endangered
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

If only modern phones would made out of proper shock resistant plastic, instead of bendy metal and brittle glass, we wouldn’t need extra case.

Franzia,

I’ve heard the glass is also quite bendy, compared to normal glass.

kale,

Plastic is usually scratchy. Glass is much better about resisting scratches. I believe you’re, right, modem phone glass is pretty flexible. It’s also (usually) coated with something that prevents finger oils from building up easily.

synapse1278,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

Still, the choice of glass is clearly cosmetic (less prone to scratch, nicer look, premium feel), buy technically plastic presents more advantages, it is lighter, absorbes shocks, fairly durable, much cheaper. To make for the most reliable device it would be better, but we know that’s not a priority for any of the manufacturers, and propably also for many customers.

ch00f,

Eh, I would argue that having a scratched screen goes beyond a cosmetic issue. It tangibly downgrades your experience.

Plastic scratches much easier than glass cracks.

can,

Gimme a plastic screen and I’ll put a glass screen protector on it.

synapse1278,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

I have nothing against glass screen, but glass back-side I find rather stupid, and pretty standard nowdays.

Rouxibeau,

modem

A good old keming issue in the wild!

FordBeeblebrox,

I managed to bend an iPad trying to pull it out of a case, can confirm it’s got some flex to it

Poem_for_your_sprog,

The metal is okay, it’s the glass that’s the problem.

Blackmist,

Ah, the good old days, when only the screen was glass.

Natanael,

Depends on alloy, some are more brittle or prone to deformation than others

nBodyProblem,

Honestly, modern phones are pretty durable and screen replacements are pretty cheap.

My complaint is that the glass backs are slippery as fuck. My iPhone was constantly sliding off of tables and shit until I bit the bullet and got a case for it.

vinyl,

I do not agree, owned like 3 phones all of them ending up in cracks, yes I am a clumsy person but I also work in a hangar where at one point my phone screen cracked due to carrying something.

Cethin,

The good thing about the glass backs is it’s quite sticky on your fingers, which is nice. I’d still take plastic or something else instead, but hopefully also sticky. I’d rather not drop my phone at all, but if I do I don’t want it to crack.

PersnickityPenguin,

I want a nice solid core of 1/4" plate steel for my phone’s structural skeleton. Wouldn’t that be cool?

Wrap the rest of the phone in shock proof plastic and glass screen.

mesamunefire,

Repairable phones are where it’s at.

DudeDudenson,

Gotta get that time machine

mesamunefire,

I’m loving the fairphone.

vinyl,

Thanks to apple and it’s fanbase we don’t have that luxury

distantsounds, in Cats living together
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