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BlinkerFluid, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

My mom after feeding me canned green beans for years watching me wolf down green beans at my house

“You hated veggies when you were a kid.”

…sure, mom

sock,

i used to be anti meat except ham and chickfila chicken (specifically), turns out my parents made super dry chicken…

i now eat 2x the meat to account for vegetarians and my lost time

SARGEx117,

I looked my mother in the eyes after a long day once and responded to a similar statement with “No, I hated your chilli when I was a kid.”

She really does make the absolute worst chilli I’ve ever tasted. It’s so bland. There is almost no chilli powder in it, just some salt and a little bit of pre-ground pepper from a packaged salt/pepper shaker. The recipe amounts to “throw some hamburger and tomato sauce with canned beans in a pot and cook it for an hour and then add random amounts of all THREE seasonings”

It’s a wonder I survived to be able to cook on my own.

TheCrawlingKingSnake,

Was the chili really that bad you had to hurt your mother’s feelings about it? I feel you hated more than just her chili…

sock,

some parents cant take criticism lightly and need it shoved down their throats to get it passed their thick skulls

otherwise they’ll just laugh it off and not change anything despite causing and denying a large sum of anxiety and ptsd-like symptoms throughout ones formative years. the parent might instead of helping you, ostracize you for being too “lazy” to go outside, yet when that one goes outside they get pissy and huge amounts anxiety.

but when one ask for comfort they say deal with it because everyone deals with going outside therefore you can suck it up.

or they tell you to do new stuff but whenever one makes a mistake one gets yelled at and then the parents wonder why the child doesnt want to do anything new.

or smth like that idk

name_NULL111653,

… I’m in this story and I don’t like it

blanketswithsmallpox,

Ahhh the Midwest classic of I don’t need recipes I just throw impossibly small amounts of seasoning in despite there being literal pounds of vegetables and ground meat in it.

Don’t forget to cook your venison through with only a little butter so you don’t get sick! A fucking alligator couldn’t bite through that shit.

BeefPiano,

My kids are the opposite. We can sauté up some fresh green beans and make them so good, but the kids only want to eat the canned ones.

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Lol there’s just something so fun about the canned ones when you’re a kid I guess

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

My mom was a hippie and made her own bread and we always ate homemade food. When I went away to camp, I was the one pigging out on the sugary breakfast cereals like Froot Loops etc. while the other kids were busy being amazed by the eggs and pancakes and whatnot.

Cold_Brew_Enema, in Dress by Pizzacakecomic

Great these terrible comics have made their way here, too

Guajojo,

They do suck and a lot of people agree, but oh no don’t ever try to go against the popular opinion… Geez

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

How dare you trashtalk pizzamommy😡

Stamets, (edited )
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  • wintermutehal,

    I would pay at least a bit to never have to see these again. I’m not even some crazy hater, I just find them super low effort and the loyalty they have to be very very strange.

    poppy,

    Same. I’ll admit a few overall have made me nose laugh but most are just “yep, that’s a joke/statement I see online 20 times a week put to picture”. It’s not that I inherently dislike them, but they’re not my cup of tea and I preferred when I could just not see them.

    wintermutehal,

    I wouldn’t be near as weirded out if they didn’t get the attention they do! They seem to have rabid fans and of…this? I just don’t get it. Hell, maybe I‘m the crazy one. At this point, I’m willing to entertain this thought

    nsfwthrowaway411,

    I totally agree with you, but I am also a crazy person.

    wintermutehal,

    There are dozens of us! Dozens!

    Jerb322, in BEST DAY EVER
    @Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

    Nice…now I’m going to have to look up “what did bed bugs do before beds?”

    ladicius,

    Nests.

    hperrin, (edited )

    When you’re done, look up how humans losing our body hair split the species of lice living on us into head lice and pubic lice.

    superduperenigma,

    No thank you.

    ComradePorkRoll,

    I’m gonna go ahead and blame you for that whole thing.

    Thassodar,

    Calm down there, Satan.

    Viking_Hippie,

    And how shaving, waxing etc has made pubic lice an endangered species

    hperrin,
    Viking_Hippie,
    shalafi,

    There are people volunteering to “house” pubic lice to keep them from going extinct.

    aidan,

    I don’t support all forms of biodiversity

    Viking_Hippie, (edited )

    Same. An uncomfortable and embarrassing parasite that preys only on humans isn’t exactly like wolves or the European Honey Bee.

    Every species on earth except the lice themselves will be either better off or completely unaffected if they go extinct.

    Melt,

    Nice, how do we extinct bed bugs?

    Vespair,

    Shave and wax your bed, obviously

    lolcatnip, in Oblivious

    It’s so hard to see past a belief that nobody could possibly by interested in you that way.

    quams69, in No escape

    Why don’t more doors have foot pedals? I saw them in a mcdonalds and now I’m wondering why t f they aren’t everywhere

    Inucune,

    I’m seeing them More and more. They aren’t expensive either.

    ranoss, in When Fallout asks you to make difficult choices

    Kind of highlights fallout 4s biggest story frustration, for me anyway.

    Even on my first playthrough I never felt tied to the prewar life or the family from it. I think 3 did a better job showing us why we should care about our dad and finding him that was absent in 4. After waking up and getting your bearings it was super weird going on tons of side quests and then in dialogue being so serious about finding your kid. I really enjoy fallout 4 but the kid aspect never has clicked for me.

    nifty,
    @nifty@lemmy.world avatar

    There’s been a whole slew of games (old and new) pushing a child sidekick or helper character, like Yakuza 6, God of War, Last of Us etc. All well loved and successful games by any measure, but the whole “here’s this kid you have to care about” thing doesn’t work for me either.

    GeneralEmergency,

    To me Fallout 4 felt like an uncharted game. In that the set pieces where thought of first and then a story made to connect them.

    webghost0101,

    This is why i never finished 4, the main chest ruined an otherwise very entertain-able way, i was about become a dad, am now. The player character made no sense to me and i felt like the game was forcing me trough the main quest line before i was supposed to do anything else.

    DaCookeyMonsta,

    FO4 has such a sudden start when you think about it. The game starts and the bombs almost immediately start falling and your spouse dies and son taken within like the first 10 minutes of the game.

    Would have been cool if you started in the war wearing power armor, then came home to your family after facing the horrors of war, made your face, adapt back to normal life and get to know family and neighbors over a couple of time skips, then the bombs happen in the middle of one of those events. Grow some attachment like FO3 did.

    creditCrazy,
    @creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

    Ngl I kinda wish fo4 did more with the pre war aspect. Like I’ll admit I’m a sucker for 50s ascetic but I kinda want a fall out game to take place pre war. Fo4 and fo3s anchorage dlc are the best glimpses into pre war life. Like imagine if we got the opportunity to drive around with one of those pre war cars.

    CryptidBestiary,

    Yeah, I definitely agree with you there. I would go further and say that 3 did a better job with the overall story. 4’s gameplay is what kept me playing but I found the whole story just lacking in any nuance. It was more bland than 3’s even though it’s basically a rehash of it. Once the wonders of exploration have settled, I just felt like there was no point in doing another playthrough since it all boiled down to picking from two real factions that lead to the same ending. They really stripped the role playing aspect from their supposed action RPG

    ranoss,

    They really did step up the gameplay.

    Mods are what have made the replays for me. I’m on pc and doing a sim settlements 2 play-through after they just put out chapter 3.

    That’s been a more compelling main storyline for me. Fully voiced with cut scenes and everything.

    A_Random_Idiot,

    Bethesda have been on a downward spiral of main quest quality since Oblivion (possibly morrowind, never played it to say for sure).

    Fallout 3 is just utterly forgettable as a game, both from a story perspective and a sandbox perspective.

    Skyrim and Fallout 4s main quests are absolute garbage, and would ruin the games completely if they were not just big beautiful sandboxes to play in, with ripe and fertile ground for brilliant modding to take place in.

    also I thought your name was CryptidBestiality at a glance, lol.

    FaceDeer, in My Dad is Dracula (and a Cubicle)
    @FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

    Fortunately you can drive off a cubical Dracula with three words: "work from home."

    bionicjoey,

    The power of Teams compels you!

    TubeTalkerX,

    You can’t beat a 30 second commute!

    Delphia,

    Look at Mr fancy here leaving his mattress on the floor before work.

    kogasa,
    @kogasa@programming.dev avatar

    Sure I can, work in an apartment building and live on the top floor so your office is only 9.8m/s^(2) away. 12 seconds to freefall and 18 seconds at terminal velocity means you can live on the 400th floor and still beat 30 seconds.

    Rai,

    Rolling onto my office chair from bed in my pyjamas, suddenly AT WORK WORKING (still three minutes late because fuck it)

    PhlubbaDubba, in ZAP

    Different wish granting entities different rules

    A Djinn’s wishes are meant to serve as a lesson about understanding what you actually want while Shenron’s limitations are more about keeping any mortal who can summon him from stepping beyond their bounds, especially since we now have the super dragonballs implying significant limitations on what regular dragonballs are capable of in comparison.

    Honestly it’d be interesting to see a comparison of wish granting powers to understand what their limitations imply about their roll in the story.

    misophist,

    imply about their roll in the story.

    The DragonBalls probably roll infinitely better than the lamp.

    wahming,

    The lamp is a classic D2

    ICastFist,
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    No wonder those balls end up in the deepest holes

    pinkdrunkenelephants,

    Aladdin should have wished for the Star Rod from Paper Mario. Instant story breakage achieved.

    blahsay, in I can cook at least

    The moral of this story is actually to use firefox so you don’t get ads 😁

    nix, in "Inner Jungle" - False Knees - February 17th, 2021

    This made me feel a longing and sadness I can’t quite pin down.

    OurTragicUniverse,
    @OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

    Hireath

    ripcord,
    @ripcord@kbin.social avatar

    For thome reathon I read thith ath if you had a lithp

    rockSlayer,

    weekends are our jungle. At least that’s how I read that feeling

    riodoro1,

    Have you ever asked yourself what do they mean when they say we are free? Could it be they were lying?

    Seasm0ke, in Making Friends 101

    Kinds wish they moved panel 1 to 4 for the reveal

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    But then he’d be going there after he arrived already

    bionicjoey,

    Reveal it on a sign in the room or by revealing a blackboard with it written then

    Kusimulkku,

    Or teacher coming in announcing the class, “welcome to making friends 101”

    Nelots,

    Also easily fixed by just removing the dinosaur from the first panel.

    Seasm0ke,

    Ha don’t get me wrong its still good. You could fix that with a runner that says 5 min ago it earlier that day or remove the Dino. Subverting expectations is a big part of the laugh for me but your joke is great.

    Pika, in Employers

    Love the coffee cup, so true

    Agent641,

    Motherf

    PM_Your_Nudes_Please,

    Came to the comments specifically to see if anyone else noticed it. Glad to see it wasn’t just me.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Was I just Rickrolled?

    TheBlue22, in Meeting face to face

    Bruh if she unmatches you for that, she was not worth your time to begin with

    afraid_of_zombies,

    I don’t think there are many people on earth whose eyes are literal black dots, no nose, and a Glasgow smile made solid black. Must suck for them.

    ThatWeirdGuy1001,
    @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

    That doesn’t stop it from fucking up your head for a bit

    swab148,
    @swab148@startrek.website avatar

    Sadge

    TheBlue22,

    Thats true, yeah. Got that kind of stuff a lot before I got lucky and found my love. I guess I learned to accept that some people are just not worth your sadness, even if you feel a ton of it in the moment

    barkingspiders, in Happy Revolution
    @barkingspiders@infosec.pub avatar

    If you’re reading this, I wish you a happy revolution, I’m glad we made it round again. May this next revolution be better for all of us!

    Tommelot, in The Circle of AI Life

    You just informed AI of their 1 weakness. Thanks.

    Scubus,

    I realize you’re joking, but there is no way an AI of that scale would be even slightly effected by a solar flare.

    Are you effected by a solar flare? No? So in theory an AI could upload itself into your meat suit and have the same protections?

    Anything you can do, an AI can do better. And anything that is possible to survive, an AI can survive better.

    Psychodelic,

    Why would ai choose to become stupider?

    Scubus,

    Just because you are bad at utilizing your brain doesn’t mean an AI would be bound to those restrictions. The brain is actually an incredibly powerful computer.

    Psychodelic,

    Mad disrespect to you as well!, Mr. I’m Totally Super Smarty For Real Pants!

    You know “computers” originally referred to people that would compute equations, right? I didn’t realize there were people that thought we actually built computers because they were less powerful than our existing computers.

    You really do learn something (about the average level of education) every day

    Scubus, (edited )

    “you” here refers to humans as a whole. Your brain is a product of natural selection, it’s not designed to do the job it does. That being said, an AI could design a meat brain from the ground up and have it idealized.

    The brain can perform “a billion billion” operations per second, whereas modern cpus average about 2-3 billion operations per second. The brain is about a billion times better than modern cpus.

    Thteven,
    @Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

    Maybe it’s not happy.

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    We would definitely be affected by a strong enough solar flare. But the solution is simple, just burry yourself, in a Faraday cage if necessary, so the AI can do just that.

    CitizenKong, (edited )

    But Hollywood has shown us again and again that the overwhelming force of evil always leaves a small but super-easily accessible hole in their security which allows the good guys to disable it immediately. And since AI is trained on those movies it will do exactly the same thing.

    ladicius,

    That’s older than Hollywood - that’s a tale as old as mankind.

    WldFyre,

    That famous AI story trope, Achilles Heel!

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