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Decoy321, (edited ) in [Goat To Self] Overruled

“how dare you?! I am an orca. That other name is offensive.”

VindictiveJudge,
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“I am a dolphin, not a whale.”

samus12345,
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An orca isn’t an Italian orc?

Grippler,

Only if you say it like this: orc-à 👌

sag, in Meeting face to face
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:) gang rise up

Assman,
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Death to (:

vox,
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С:

vale,

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Socsa,

(. Y .)

bitwaba,

B=====D

sag,
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8=====D

nilloc,

That’s more like it!

Who doesn’t love a pimply bum?

Sweetpeaches69,

):

Nikki,
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:3

callyral,
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i am up to no good >:3c

Nikki,
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time to cast some spells <|:3c

FilthyShrooms, in "To Public Domain" by LukeMCGarry
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Well, with both a horror movie and game announced, Willie’s probably gonna do a lot of killing soon

MataVatnik, in "Wild Life" by MrLovenstein
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Fun fact, baby bunnies are so high stress they can die from little baby heart attacks if they are too stressed.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

That high stress could include smelling urine of a predator.

Imagine just dying because you smell cat urine.

CADmonkey,

Because of a roommate I had around 2006-2007, I don’t have to try very hard to imagine.

Deconceptualist, in The Door

I usually dislike comics that are entirely built on a lame pun, but this one has enough buildup and anticipation that somehow it crosses the threshold into being amusing.

Jonna,

Threshold. Thanks.

qooqie, (edited ) in Poor thing is clearly starving (The oatmeal)

For those who don’t know it’s very possible if your cat does this, they don’t like their whiskers touching the bowl. Try using a wider bowl or something else to fix this. One of my cats is like this so we use a cat plate for their food and we haven’t had this issue for a long time

KepBen,

Not really though, from upthread: bostonmagazine.com/…/new-york-times-cat-trend/

qooqie,

I guess not “very likely” but it’s a possibility. As your articles says cats are all different and have different preferences, mine just didn’t like dunking their whiskers into the bowl or maybe it’s easier to eat off of idk. Either way they preferred the switch and don’t bug me anymore about seeing the bottom

1847953620,

same. Night and day difference with 3 cats that I’ve had.

nezbyte,

My old cat had the same reaction with plates as well. I think we waited too long to switch him over from bowls and he forgot why he hated seeing the bottom so much.

agent_flounder,
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Exactly the same for our kitty.

ellabee,

wide shallow bowl. she’ll eat to the bottom on the right side, then complain even though the left side is untouched. some cats are just special.

tias, in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

If you consider the greater evolutionary history, up until very recently humans have been kind of like the monster in It Follows. They’re not very fast runners, but they are relentless. No other animal can run for such a long time. They’ll keep going and going for hours on end, and they will eventually catch up with their victim. For an injured prey with explosive strength but relatively low endurance it must be absolutely terrifying.

Dogs joined the dark side, so they probably feel all cool and mighty next to their running master. In their head they go “yeah bitches you can run, but you can never hide from my human”.

Magnetar,
Amends1782,

Lol at a tldr being a fucking wiki article, the opposite of short

uis,
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Maybe it is “do read”

MoodyRaincloud,

Today, learn and do read.

Heavybell,
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They

=.=

kevinbacon,
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I’m sorry so many dummies didn’t understand your post fren.

Skinwalker hands typed the OP

Heavybell,
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Can’t win them all. :) But yeah the joke is that the writer of the comment was not human since they didn’t use “we”.

xenoclast,

Canine are also persistence hunters, bears can be as well. I still like the comic though.

lunarul, in Life's too short - by Extra Fabulous Comics

I appreciate drawing the panel three times instead of copy paste

qooqie, (edited ) in Hi dad!

I feel like I can say it here compared to that other site, but I never liked these comics. Maybe 1/100 felt clever or funny and I hated that stupid meta of adding shit to find in your boring ass comics.

null,

What’s the hidden thing that you’re supposed to find here?

mosiacmango,

Normally Gary the dildo is in every comic, generally hidden.

Hes a bit easier to find in this one.

Squirrel,
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Excuse me, he’s a butt plug.

Pratai,

I was blocked from r/comics for saying that I didn’t like Pizzacake’s stuff. So I get what you’re saying.

Sharkwellington,

I didn’t take much issue with Pizzacake until their comics became this weird circlejerk about people who didn’t like them. There was no joke just “Oooh I made another one! Look how much I don’t care about the haters! They’re sooo upset!” Each complete with a strawperson getting super triggered that they would continue making comics.

I get it, you put time and effort into making a comic and it’s frustrating to see people who don’t like them. Let off steam with maybe just one comic. But after seeing multiple of the same exact thing I was really done seeing that kind of rage bait in my feed.

Pratai,

The entire thing was screaming “look at me! I’m quirky and weird! Isn’t it cute!”

And no, it’s not cute. It’s cringy as fuck.

Rodeo,

Making your comic about yourself is automatically lame.

dmention7,

Glad you finally found the courage to speak up! If there was one thing I felt was missing from Reddit, it was people sharing how much they disliked certain web comics.

qooqie, (edited )

The difference isn’t something missing. The difference between the sites is here has more actual discussion. While people still feel the need to downvote anything they don’t agree with I still think it’d be interesting to have discussions

AtariDump, in Employers
Retrograde, (edited )
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Damn, it’s pretty crazy how far we’ve come considering how nobody has wanted to work anymore for over a century

FlyingSquid,
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It’s sort of true, but not in the way they mean it. Most people don’t want to work or they would never retire. But we’re also mostly willing to work. Even work really difficult and/or dangerous jobs.

Sotuanduso, in How To Sound Wise

This guide is worthless. This guide is funny.

This guide is worthless, but it’s funny.

The value in this worthless guide is in its comedy.

nieceandtows,

It’s so bad it’s good

Sotuanduso,

How wise you must be!

niktemadur,

The value in this comedy is in its’ worthlessness.

extant, in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

As a millennial I have no idea what that person is saying.

funkless_eck, in Time-stop [Chris Hallbeck]

this was genuinely my fantasy as a kid. Pause time to sleep.

Throwdownyourgrandma,

It’s still my fantasy as an adult.

pigup, in Legibility [toonholechris]
Smoogs,

Oh shi. This is real.

perishthethought,

And then there’s Party Cannon. :)

Rolando,

bet Party Cannon is an unironic clown who usually does kid’s shows but someone hired them to play the concert as a prank.

TotallynotJessica, (edited )
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, Party Cannon goes hard.

Edit: OMG they sell booty shorts. I want some!

Edit 2: They don’t sell them right now. :(

Rolando,

Not really my style, but I admire them for doing a video inspired by Street Fighter II.

Obi,
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GREAT way to stand out from the crowd, just look at all the attention they’re getting on that poster.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

I love my metalhead brethren to bits but you gotta say this has real “let’s be different by being like everyone else” energy.

Cethin,

Except for Party Cannon. Those guys are probably fun.

ArcaneSlime,

That logo made me actually lol so I went to look them up. No regrets. Sounds basically exactly like I expected.

pigup,

this dude’s channel is dedicated to that exact issue youtu.be/iNHFsAXYby0?si=DjhsIRA2EJk939RM

mack7400,

Beat me to it.

Gutek8134, (edited )
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Top-left to bottom-right

July 10: Cattle Decapitation, Origin, Fallujah, The Zenith Passage, Gortuary, Aethere, Logistic Slaughter, Crash Syndrom, Cemetery Rapist, Stages of Decomposition, Embodied Torment, Purification by Fire, Impaled Offering, Decrepit Cadaver, Bloodscribe, Septicaemia

July 11: Psycroptic, Disentomb, No Zodiak, AlterBeast, Condemned, Parasitic Ejaculation, Arkaik, Epicardiectomy, The Kennedy Veil, (I have no idea), Party Cannon, Unit 731, Roadside Butchery?, No Altars, Ovid’s Withering, wolf king

FlyingSquid,
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Cattle Decapitation

Now that’s just mean.

Gutek8134,
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Why’s that mean?

FlyingSquid,
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What did a cow ever do to them?

Gutek8134,
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I’ve heard that it’s meant to be a “go vegan, animals are hurt” kind of thing

ArcaneSlime,

The time I saw them live about 12yr ago there was like 11 people in the crowd, they toured with Devourment, me and one friend started a two person circle pit just us running in circles since the venue was empty, and the singer of cattle decap kept hocking loogies into the air and catching them back in his mouth, and one time he didn’t catch it and it landed right in one dudes dreads and they literally just spiderman meme pointed at each other while he kept singing. Fucking good times lmao.

Gutek8134,
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Had he already used his trademark goblin singing tech?

ArcaneSlime,

This would’ve been 2010 during the Harvest Floor era, but I’m not sure I’m picking up what you’re putting down.

Gutek8134,
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IIRC, goblin singing is these melodics; nevertheless that’s the guy’s trademark and a source of envy in people who do metal vocals

TheGiantKorean, in Just the essentials
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Plot twist: the aliens’ one weakness is lavender oil.

joelfromaus,
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The Signs school of Chekhov’s gun. Water. More water. Water everywhere! Oh no! Aliens! I wonder what their weakness is 😉

Chekhovs_Gun,

This made me chuckle

XbSuper,

Is that what it says? I couldn’t read it and thought it said lemonade.

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Yep, says lavender oil.

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