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ininewcrow, in Arm Wrestling [Last Place Comics]
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Modern warfare and politics in a nutshell … GYAAAAAAA!!!

Wogi,

GYAAAAAAAA!!!

Otherwise_Direction7, in Loc Ness

Nessie Has Been Sighted!

dylanmorgan, in At the fast food

“I didn’t wipe it on my ass, if that’s what you mean.”

Thassodar, in [Alzwards Corner] With these powers combined...

Without looking at the caption I thought the 1st one was fallopian tubes.

samus12345, (edited ) in At the fast food
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“No, with soul-crushing depression.”

Jorgelino,

Just like mama used to make

jaybone,

Before “the accident.”

MacNCheezus,
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“You should be grateful I didn’t spit in it”

Deestan, in At the fast food

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MalReynolds,
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and aren’t we glad they’re mostly asleep here?

CodyCannoli, in elders

I let my brother use mine to play Minecraft.

mack7400,

Here, bro. Here’s your laptop

anarchy79,
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Pay me back some other time.

v4ld1z,
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Tf when your 10-year old laptop can still handle Minecraft. Mine freezes from just looking at it funny.

Got a little better once I wiped it completely and installed Kubuntu, but it’s still not really in a great shape

CodyCannoli,

The game is a little choppy without sodium, its an old Thinkpad from 2013 that refuses to die.

v4ld1z,
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Little trooper still going strong

frezik,

Dust it out? Or is it one of those that isn’t possible to open and maintain at all?

I’ve had old laptops perform almost like new when I remove the mat of hair on their heat sinks.

v4ld1z,
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Might have to try that. I tried to open it up when I was thinking about getting an SSD for the laptop abd wanted to open it up to see if it has the needed slot, but I didn’t figure out how to.

vox, (edited )
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yeah it stutters but i got it to playable framerate. (60-70 fps) (performance mods are pretty much REQUIRED, get sodium and like 50 other fabric performance mods, you’ll need all of 'em)
it has a 4 core 4 thread (no hyperthreading) 2ghz amd a6 and 6 gb of ddr3 ram, out of which ~4.5 is usable
also it has a terrible hdd which I don’t feel like replacing.
arch with gnome takes 2 minutes to boot, pop os with kde used to take around 5-6 minutes. (windows is painfully slow btw, around 10-30 minutes to cold boot, fast boot or hibernation is not that bad tho)

Ephera,

You might be able to play Minetest. It’s an open-source engine/launcher for games similar to Minecraft, but it’s better optimized.

If you want a very Minecraft-like experience, you can install the MineClone2 game (from within Minetest).

Of course, if you’re attached to specific game worlds or friends on Minecraft, those may be more difficult to migrate…

HowManyNimons, in elders

You got yourself a Batocera station there, mister.

taanegl, in At the fast food

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    leaky_shower_thought, in At the fast food

    not sure why but when I looked at the lower right panel, I was like “hey dwight [schrute]!”

    Emerald, in elders

    I’ve never had any issues playing music on a 10 year old laptop

    Blackmist,

    Pretty sure anything capable from the Windows XP era onwards could play an MP3.

    Whether it run the bloated Chromium mess that the Spotify client is, is another matter.

    Emerald,

    I use Windows media player 8 to play music on my netbook from 2009. Works just fine

    mack7400,

    Hell, my winME lappy could do it withour breaking a sweat.

    rocky1138,

    A 486 at 33MHz struggled but you could definitely do MP3 on any Pentium or higher.

    frezik,

    I played MP3s on a 486DX4 100MHz. Barely. If anything else happened in the background, it would stutter.

    kalpol,

    Yeah I was about to say I can play music on a single core Atom in an Acer Aspire One from 2008.

    greenhorn, in elders

    My 16 year old iMac valiantly can run roughly one application at a time, which is all I need it to do for background media while working

    JoMiran, in At the fast food
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    There was a Burger King near where I lived back in the 80’s where a guy got arrested for attempted murder. He was angry that he had tested positive for HIV back when it was thought to be a death sentence. So he started jizzing in the mayo to try and take everyone with him. I think variations of this eventually turned into an urban legend.

    perishthethought,

    Ugh. Imagine the poor worker who had to clean that up…

    Steamymoomilk,

    What the fuck

    JoMiran,
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    Yep. It was in the newspapers and it caused a huge panic.

    Diabolo96, (edited )

    I think the only way to get HIV is via intercourse or getting scratched with the infected person used needle/razor.

    JoMiran,
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    You are correct, but this is known now, not then. Back then people thought you could getting from just touching something someone with the virus had touched. Then it was thought that kissing was enough (the infamous Rock Hudson kiss in Dynasty). They were scary days. Think early on during the COVID lockdown when people started disinfecting their deliveries because we didn’t know how it was transmitted.

    ThrowawayPermanente, in At the fast food

    Would you like it to be? I can do The Mommy Experience but it’s $50 extra.

    giantfloppycock, in [Alzwards Corner] With these powers combined...

    shhhh just let it fappen.

    Ragdoll_X,
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    I got dibs on Loona

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