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rtxn, in Oblivious

We could be actively fucking and I’d still doubt if that’s what she meant. I’d need something like a testimony under oath and corroborating opinions from three independent psychologists.

papertowels,

Hello, I am writing to you under the freedom of information act to ask if you are into me.

Slovene,

Nope, probably just Canadian and being polite. Better keep looking for signs.

wander1236, in Poor JC can’t even get delivery
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

Something something Easter

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Passover Pizza Pan Piecrust

someguy3, in Freedom

Mickey and Minnie without gloves are free. I imagine any depiction with oversized white gloves will be sued.

CobblerScholar,

The fact we have to have this conversation means Disney already won

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Don’t get me wrong, it’s great that Disney via the government has stopped fucking us out of our culture. But we’re talking about 100+ year old cartoons. So yeah, Disney won.

ashestosea, (edited )
@ashestosea@midwest.social avatar

They have gloves in the title card tho

Steamboat Willie Title Card

usualsuspect191,

Well, Mickey does. The comic looks to be missing Minnie’s top too

pigup,

🥵

Seasm0ke, in Making Friends 101

Kinds wish they moved panel 1 to 4 for the reveal

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

But then he’d be going there after he arrived already

bionicjoey,

Reveal it on a sign in the room or by revealing a blackboard with it written then

Kusimulkku,

Or teacher coming in announcing the class, “welcome to making friends 101”

Nelots,

Also easily fixed by just removing the dinosaur from the first panel.

Seasm0ke,

Ha don’t get me wrong its still good. You could fix that with a runner that says 5 min ago it earlier that day or remove the Dino. Subverting expectations is a big part of the laugh for me but your joke is great.

Pika, in Employers

Love the coffee cup, so true

Agent641,

Motherf

PM_Your_Nudes_Please,

Came to the comments specifically to see if anyone else noticed it. Glad to see it wasn’t just me.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Was I just Rickrolled?

AtariDump, in Employers
Retrograde, (edited )
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, it’s pretty crazy how far we’ve come considering how nobody has wanted to work anymore for over a century

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s sort of true, but not in the way they mean it. Most people don’t want to work or they would never retire. But we’re also mostly willing to work. Even work really difficult and/or dangerous jobs.

eselover, in Employers

This time I don’t mind being Rick rolled.

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

rick rolled

no “you” though

pimento64,

The game

the_post_of_tom_joad,

I JUST LOST THE GAME

AutumnSpark1226,
@AutumnSpark1226@lemmy.today avatar

Man, got rick rolled and lost the game…

Jax,

Be assured, I will remember this pimento64.

glitches_brew,

Should have made the hog laying down in the last panel for loss

NickwithaC,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

Wouldn’t it be the cat?

BigTrout75, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear

In the command line you “Taskkill” a process too

PoolloverNathan,

Except for when it takes a few minutes for the command line to open and 30 seconds per character.

squirrelwithnut, (edited ) in Employers

Maybe they should have given their resume instead of a cv. No one wants to read a cv.

smeg,

Are they not the same thing?

dalekcaan, in Making Friends 101

“I’m not here to make friends.”

“Oh shit, am I in the wrong room?”

Kusimulkku,
Viking_Hippie,

goes to the zoo to be glib at a tiger

Axiochus,
a_wild_mimic_appears, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear

For everyone who wants a better task manager, go to Microsofts Sysinternals Website and get Process Explorer. You’re welcome.

naticus,

Yeah, I hate how multi-process apps never really show their memory usage very well anymore in Task Manager. Been using Process Explorer since before Russinovich sold to Microsoft and it’s easily been the best one I’ve used on Windows to get a better picture of what is going wrong.

BigDanishGuy, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear

Had a beast of a desktop machine back in 2000, it could even decode DVD real-time. But sometimes DVD playback would hang. Pushing the power button 5s would switch off the machine, but 3-4s would get DVD playback working again.

That’s how I learned that the road to success is to bully and intimidate… At least your hardware

barsoap,

Back in the 00s, when you told Windows to sort a big directory by modified date or so it would take ages, but be faster when you scrolled up and down. That’s still the case. Presumably that’s because explorer will launch more concurrent “get file metadata” tasks. Overall it’s still slow, though.

It’s actually not NTFS’s fault, but explorer: Nushell gets file metadata in at most 1/100th of the time (the sorting itself is negligible), Linux is still faster at handling NTFS than windows even then, though, nushell on windows is merely fast enough to not be annoying.

teft, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

Ctrl-shift-esc will open the task manager directly. None of that Carl alt del nonsense.

buycurious,

Ctrl-alt-del is meant to be a hard interrupt to the system.

Ctrl-shift-esc treats it like another task.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Interesting so that’s why system performance gets wonky when task Manager is opened with CTRL+alt+Del

I’ll keep that in mind when I wanna kill tasks but not disrupt performance

chuckleslord, (edited )

That’s so dumb, but okay.

Edit: dumb that using the shortcut to open the task manager doesn’t interrupt the system. That’s what ctrl-alt-del did before windows 8 or whenever, open the task manager regardless of what was happening. Now I have to use that annoying lock-screen menu to open the task manager to kill processes if things are locked up. Didn’t know that, horribly unintuitive

force, (edited )

how is it dumb? literally just press ctrl shift esc

chuckleslord, (edited )

If your computer is locked up, you have to use ctrl-alt-del, with its menu of options including the task manager, in order to interrupt the current processes locking up the system.

Using ctrl-shift-esc launches the task manager program without a system interrupt, meaning it won’t unlock the computer. Which is dumb, because why else would I be opening the task manager other than to interrupt some out-of-control process? I guess you could be using it to monitor or something else, but that’s what I’m used to opening the task manager to be doing. I didn’t even realize this until this comment.

wandermind,

Yeah, I use task manager way more often for monitoring than I use it for stopping processes.

IronKrill,

I check ram and cpu usage and change startup apps or task priority just as much as I need to force quit.

force, (edited )

then just press ctrl alt del if you want a system interrupt??? there’s a reason they have bindings for both. it’s not much harder, the task manager doesn’t exist solely for killing some program that won’t respond.

jaybone,

I assume this terminology originally referred to an actual interrupt handled by a kernel interrupt handler, and half of the people in this thread have no idea what that means.

GBU_28,
BodilessGaze, (edited ) in BEETHOVEN!

Damn straight. Beethoven’s late sonatas are fucking amazing.

What’s he playing in the fourth panel? Waldstein sonata?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I would love to know. I have a complete collection of his symphonies conducted by Bernstein on CD that I digitized and it’s wonderful.

BodilessGaze,

I looked it up. It’s from sonata 8 (“Pathétique”)

Shoe,

Beat me to it! Looks like this is around measure 55 in the second subject of the 1st movement, one of my favourite parts of the piece to play :)

caseyweederman, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear

kill $PID

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

nerd ;)

caseyweederman,

<3

match, (edited )
@match@pawb.social avatar

xkill + m1 feels so fucking good

Anticorp,

Death to $PID!

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

I guess you can alias that to kill

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