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Dasnap, in Bad dog
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

When people say they only want purebreds:

PhreakyByNature,
pelya, in Noah's Log: Day 2 (by Jeroom)
LordKitsuna,

On the flip side though they do generally have an average penis length of 6 ft so the joke can still work it just needs to be the penis instead of the balls

AnonStoleMyPants,

But you could wrap the giant schlong around your neck and it would make a nice warm pulsating scarf.

ladicius,

Remember to inflate your dick in regular intervals to ensure blood flow, elsewise it could start to rot.

Seriously. No joke.

TurtleTourParty,

Luckily that process happens automatically every 90 minutes while you sleep.

retrolasered,
@retrolasered@lemmy.zip avatar

til including men

Deconceptualist,

So what’s in the third panel??? Giant human bollocks? lol

pelya,

The Holy Gonads of thy Lord.

OsrsNeedsF2P, in The quackening

I need more duck memes in my life

FuglyDuck, (edited )
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar
rockSlayer, in Face the consequences - Work Chronicles

fifth panel: Have fun doing the work of 3 people

someguy3,

Can’t believe this was left out.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Sixth panel: btw the board has rewarded me for the downsizing and gave me a raise

barrett9h, in A fish out of water

buttercup = <3

caseyweederman,

I love Buttercup Festival so much. You could frame any strip, any panel and put it on your wall.
I feel like the artist really captured Bill Watterson’s nature aesthetic.
What was the other one, the spooky monochrome ink comic, felt a bit like Spooky Stories you Tell in the Dark but less horrifying but still pretty horrifying? Like maybe midway between Spooky Stories and Edward Gorey. Deadmouse? Ballad! Ballad… I’m gonna go be nostalgic about that.
https://web.archive.org/web/20060701020635/http://www.deadmouse.net/ballad/bd1.htm

Anyolduser, in The beginning of civilization

Brevity is the soul of wit.

This comic has 25 panels.

LesserAbe,

That’s why all the funny movies are no more than five minutes long

Anyolduser,

Find me a five minute long joke or a feature length movie with only one joke in it.

It shouldn’t take 20 panels to tell a joke.

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

It shouldn’t take 20 panels to tell a joke.

Seems like it’s not telling a joke, but instead making a statement about Humanity.

Anyolduser,

And to deliver this profound message of “people are inherently distrustful” they needed 20 panels.

They could have done this in one. Have each caveman holding out one hand to pass food and the other hand holding a club behind their backs.

Want to really illustrate the groundbreaking idea that people don’t trust each other? Make a second panel with knights replacing the cavemen and swords replacing clubs, then a third panel swapping in businessmen holding pistols.

If humor wasn’t the goal that’s… fine, but being long-winded in a format based on brevity undermines the message. Using 20 panels guarantees that half of the people who bother to look at the comic won’t finish it. Those that do will probably be bored or even resentful that their time was wasted, making them less receptive to the message.

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Not everything needs to be rushed. Sometimes the build up makes the conclusion better. Slow the F down.

Klear,

Agreed. This is not an example of that though.

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

This is not an example of that though.

How so?

Anyolduser,

If your comic needs to be long form to build tension, that’s a graphic novel.

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Storytelling is storytelling, regardless of the medium.

Anyolduser,

And this story is shallow and needlessly verbose.

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Carry on, Internet Warrior.

AlDente,

I find it interesting that your takeaway was “people are inherently distrustful.” While there is truth to that, my interpretation was that “progress can be slow, but it is progress nonetheless.” In this case the “slow” of the message was communicated through the panel count.

Empricorn,

I don’t think they told “a joke”, nor intended to. This was a humorous exchange as well as a commentary on human nature. My day is better for having read it.

Bill Watterson is one of the greatest comic artists ever, and even he said (paraphrased) “I enjoy a funny conversation more than just one punchline”.

Another great person, Empricorn said “let people enjoy what they like”.

MaxVoltage, (edited )
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

This is like TV bro chill

letsgo,

Oh I dunno. You should take a look at Sir Humphrey’s monologues some time.

Slovene, in "Awake" by TheyCanTalk

Reminds me of this old Simon’s cat vid: m.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q

teamevil,

My wife just showed me that for the first time when I sent her the comic.

Slovene,

She sounds like a keeper.

LazaroFilm, in "How do you know" by War and Peas
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

No, robot, you’re loved. We scoop all the poops you make. We feed you all the food you need…

Godnroc,

And you haven’t chosen a name yet, but I’m happy to start calling you a nickname based off “tin” since you are made of metal.

  • Tin man
  • Rin-tin-tin
  • Tin-o-beans
LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

I can also call you Siri

ChickenLadyLovesLife, (edited )
  • Tintin
moriquende, in "Yoda at Work" by The Jenkins Comic

Is there a real version of the poster in the background? I need it in my life.

CrayonRosary,

Never hang a baby!

VieuxQueb, (edited ) in [Alzwards Corner] I see no problem *sneeze* with this
@VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s been me for long enough that I don’t react much anymore. Only took about 40 years of regular exposure. Worth it!

Signtist,

Yeah, I had cat’s growing up, and I just thought it was normal not to be able to breathe through your nose for long periods of time. By the time I moved out I wasn’t allergic anymore.

BreadstickNinja, in [Alzwards Corner] I see no problem *sneeze* with this

We had a neighborhood cat who would show up at the back door meowing for treats and scritches. I am strongly allergic and would run inside after petting her to wash my hands thoroughly and take two Benadryl.

I would still break out in hives all over my arms every single time. But I couldn’t just not pet her! This meme is perfect.

Rest in peace, Bella. You were a very good kitty.

rockSlayer,

When the next neighborhood kitty comes by, keep the Benadryl by the door

joyjoy, in "Champion of Gamblia" by PortSherry

They say this, but a teacher taught me how to play blackjack.

CaptnNMorgan,

Were you gambling with real money though?

XTornado,

The teacher was the house.

denast, in Phone no work

Reality check I developed is rolling eyes far up. If you close your eyelids and then roll the eyes, you can notice how it lifts them (the eyelids) up a little.

While in REM and actually seeing dreams, you retain eye control, so by rolling your eyes you open them up and effectively wake up.

This allows me to escape most nightmares, good stuff

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

ok but how do you manage to remember this when dreaming?

denast,

There is no way to “remember” it per-say, you could only somehow train it to be a subconscious habit, these transfer into dreams. Not sure how I did it with mine, I had developed it in childhood, but I do use this trick even in irl when I’m scared, as a reality check.

unreasonabro, (edited ) in The beginning of civilization

this is so 'murican it hurts lol

like genuine American cringe

you guys should try building a real society instead of just hating and murdering all day long

Godric,

🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🇺🇸 Rent free 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🇺🇸

SnugZebras,

Just carrying on the European tradition

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, not like all those countries with peaceful histories like…um…little help here?

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry but how is this extremely amarican. Like the Japanese also assist echother the Russians assist echother. I’m sure people in China and north Korea have friends that assist echother.

DontTreadOnBigfoot, in Reject modernity, embrace tradition!
@DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world avatar

non-ethical monogamous situationship

So … sexual slavery?

I’m having a hard time coming up with another situation that fits that description.

havid_dume,

It does say non-ethical instead of unethical, whatever that means.

Also doesn’t clarify what part of the situationship is un/non-ethical, so maybe it’s just about undisclosed political campaign contributions or smth

abs_mess,

Non-ethical as in, ethics doesn’t apply? Like a situation-ship with 27 cubic feet of drywall.

afraid_of_zombies,

Non-ethical could mean without ethics not in violation of ethics?

I guess that would mean the relationship has not or could not be defined by petty human rules of conduct. Like telling a supernova or a black hole to clean up it’s mess.

noughtnaut,
@noughtnaut@lemmy.world avatar

Non-ethical is not “as opposed to unethical”, I’m sure. Rather, it’s a word play on enm, ethical non-monogamy.

That’s how I read it, anyhow. I’m not the author.

NightAuthor,

Same… I’m not the author either

1847953620,

maybe the fact the situationship isn’t clarified on purpose is what makes it non-ethical

June,

Prob like Ashley Madison or smth that’s focused on married people finding people to cheat with.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Doesn’t sound very monogamous.

June,

Ooh I read that wrong lol. I read it as unethical non monogamous 😅

1847953620,

“situationships” I think is the key operator. Where there’s probably a power dynamic, one person is being led on/getting played, and the other person is the player.

macrocarpa,

It’s a piss take of the ethical non-monogamy apps.

But if we’re being a bit real - nonconsentual arranged marriages, 50 year age gaps, marriage for money, marriage for convenience etc etc would fit the bill

xor,

all monogamous relationships are non-ethical

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