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punkwalrus, in "Champion of Gamblia" by PortSherry
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

My school banned D&D as a form of gambling in the 1980s. They shut down the D&D club and everything. I was VP of the science fiction club, and we were supposed to sign a statement that said we understood that we would not condone gambling or game playing of any sort, and this included board games. I never signed it.

Sotuanduso,

You’re gambling with your time. If you roll badly and die, you have to make a whole new character sheet.

Matriks404, (edited ) in [Alzwards Corner] Haha, I'm in danger!

It may be unpopular opinion, but I prefer this mechanic than enemies scaling their level with you. This is also why I love older Piranha Bytes titles (Gothic 1, 2 and Risen), as beating tough enemies that you encountered many times and couldn’t beat before because you had previously weak character is the best thing ever.

TwanHE,

Only time it feels bad is when the game doesn’t give you enough levels/xp by just doing the story missions. Don’t make me do some checklist gaming side quests just so i don’t get one shot in the next area.

DudeDudenson, (edited )

Being able to oneshot enemies who previously gave you trouble is also a great feeling, specially with aoe attacks.

A shame the suits only care about engagement metrics, we have to feel “challenged” at every moment

orangeboats, (edited )

IMO it depends on the game.

I can tell the strength difference between a Rando Bandit and a Decently Equipped Bandit.

Or a Rando Bandit and a Giant Ass Monster.

But this is obviously not the case for Rando Bandit and Rando Bandit, when somehow the latter is stronger because they stay on the other side of the forest.

I just hate this kind of areal difficulty scaling because there isn’t much visual cue provided.

squirrel, in A fish out of water
@squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This strip reminds me of “The Monk and the Fish”, an animated short with a similar theme.

LesserAbe,

Thanks for sharing! Besides thematic similarity also visually pleasing.

agoseris, in [Alzwards Corner] Haha, I'm in danger!

Trying to get to New Vegas by going north from Goodsprings:

Kusimulkku,

I just boink boink boinked past everything. My brother actually got mad at me for not playing the game “as it supposed to be played”.

They said Vegas so I went to Vegas!

5redie8,

So we all tried this our first time, right?

sus,

and we all died to cazadors 5 times, and to deathclaws 30 times, and then succeeded in slipping past them, right?

thereisalamp,

Cazadors are worse than deathclaws and I will die on that hill. In fact I did in that hill outside of Goodsprings more often than I care to count because those fuckers keep killing you even after they’re dead.

TargaryenTKE,

It’s just a giant bee thing, how much damage could it possibly do?

Kusimulkku,

“What the hell does woozy mean?”

Vincent, in Apples for sale

I feel like this is a metaphor, I’m just not sure for what yet.

discusseded,

Bottled water?

Vincent,

What’s the bottled-water equivalent of chopping down a single apple tree in a forest of apple trees though?

Aux,

It’s a metaphor about 13yo kid trying to understand why people pay money for anything when you can get stuff for free. The only thing a kiddo comes up with is that some people are bad and will chop trees down. Then they go to lemmy.ml and post dumb shit.

OsrsNeedsF2P,

What are you talking about

ripcord,

He said “Not many people like me.”

oce, (edited )
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Left demagogy joke

UsernameIsTooLon,

The apples represent feet pics. It’s a tough market so the businessman only wants his feet pics to be sold in a sea of feet pics on the internet.

AbsoluteChicagoDog, in The beginning of civilization

We were pack hunters and lived in societies way before evolving into modern humans.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Modern technological human history is only about a hundred years … we were cavemen and acting like scared children for about 50,000 years before and like frightened monkeys for 2 million years before that … we may have landed on the moon but we are closer to our ancient ancestors than to any futuristic highly evolved human society.

We’re more like cavemen with nuclear weapons.

troyunrau, in Did you know...?
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Cross these two together and you have a Canada Goose. Aka, the cobra chicken.

burgermeister,

You got a problem with Canada Gooses?

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m sure they’re tasty

burgermeister,

The only reason Shania and Celine were so successful is because of the Canada Gooses supporting them behind the scenes.

vind,
@vind@lemmy.world avatar

If you got a problem with Canada gooses then you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Marinated Canada Goose? Like, maybe some vinegar+orange zest overnight… 🤔

vind,
@vind@lemmy.world avatar

This conversation’s fast becoming a confrontation

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

You wouldn’t want a confrontation with a Canada Goose. They scary AF.

youtu.be/zkgwmPUak70?si=ChERpLuLL6gpTSAE

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

It occurs to me now that you’re quoting Letterkenny and I am foolishly oblivious.

ThrowawayPermanente, in [Alzwards Corner] Haha, I'm in danger!

You were in danger, now you are in Valhalla

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Man I keep hearing people talk about Valhalla and Valheim. I need to check this shit out.

the_post_of_tom_joad,

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  • ArmoredThirteen,

    It’s very rough around the edges and the grind is so bonkers. It also suffers from things taking an obscene amount of time single player, but rather trivialized in multiplayer. I really thought I was going to like it the game is right up my alley but I give it some pretty meh opinions

    name_NULL111653,

    I modded the heck out of it (I think 58 mods installed), all small tweaks, rebalances and quality of life stuff. Now it plays great single player, but yeah it’s definitely balanced for 2+ players.

    name_NULL111653,

    What’s that mosquito-looking thing flying towards me…?

    You Died!

    OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe, in [ADHDinos] This happens too often

    Stamets, do you do anything other than post memes that people seem to like? Not that I’m judging, I just wanted to know, you seemlike a fun guy.

    Stamets, (edited )
    @Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

    Do you want the real answer or the funny answer or the sweet answer

    OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe,

    Dazzle me, my cellium

    Stamets,
    @Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

    I just sit here and wait for ways to put you in a trance and get you rooted <3

    sartalon, in Did you know...?

    I’ve seen a goose kill a snake. Granted it was a garter snake, it was still a goose on snake murder.

    realitista,
    @realitista@lemmy.world avatar

    I always knew they had it in them. They just need the confidence to get out there and be assertive.

    someguy3, in Phone no work

    You know I’m not sure I’ve ever had a dream with a phone in it.

    0ops,

    Only payphones in those matrix dreams

    synae,

    Yea… dreams…

    psud,

    Digital watches and clocks also don’t work, they show garbage

    ChexMax,

    I never understood this. In my dreams phones, tablets, and clocks all work. Like last night I pulled up a world map and zoomed in on Europe on a tablet, and not only did my brain fill in all the countries and even major cities (totally incorrectly as I’m in the US and not that familiar with European geography), but the website even had pop up ads that I needed to close out of to view the map without distractions. I could also Google where vikings originated and pull up a totally normal appearing Wikipedia page. Tech always works just fine in my dreams

    iheartneopets,

    I was just realizing this, too. I’ve had plenty of dreams where I’m driving a car or something, but never ones where I’m using my phone.

    Sombyr, in Phone no work

    I have this recurring thing where I notice things like this when I’m dreaming, and it causes me to wake up in the middle of the night. Except I didn’t wake up. I dreamt that I woke up. Then I often fall back asleep again. I don’t wake up until something’s strong enough to wake me up twice.

    Except sometimes when my body really doesn’t want to be awake, I’ll wake up a second time, then a third, then a fourth, and it just goes on forever until I’ve really overslept.

    dukk,

    Inception?

    psud,

    False awakenings are nuts

    KSPAtlas, in [Alzwards Corner] Haha, I'm in danger!
    @KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I was playing through the Minecraft twilight forest mod and i decided to go kill the lich first, i was wondering why i couldnt damage it at all, turns out the mod has a progression and in areas you havent unlocked you can’t damage anything, i went and killed the naga and was able to do it

    bionicjoey,

    That sounds like a pretty shitty way of implementing a progression system, but I suppose Minecraft mods aren’t known for their great game design.

    Smokeydope, (edited )
    @Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

    angry modded minecraft player noises

    screams in create above and beyond modpack

    bionicjoey,

    Listen, we can’t all be Sid Meier or Edmund McMillan. Some of us are just a 14 year old who’s learning Java for the first time. Doesn’t mean it isn’t fun.

    RIP_Cheems, in [ADHDinos] This happens too often
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    …can you put it back?

    edgemaster72,
    @edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

    … for now

    andrew_bidlaw, in No future
    @andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I’m troubled by the suspicion many people I dislike have personal bunkers with plenty supplies, while those I care about don’t. That’s a big L for me, and W for persons I hate.

    Melt,

    You can start with preparation to breach into the bunkers and take over the place

    andrew_bidlaw,
    @andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I think the most important point of such preparations is scrolling through kitsch art albums for these idiots have a negative value of taste. I imagine myself with a makeshift nailgun and a molotov observing another room and just losing my mind who the fuck could even want that shit in the first place. That leaves me pretty vulnerable and my revolt doomed.

    CADmonkey,

    Don’t need to breach it, just need to fill the ventilation shafts and block the door shut.

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