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balderdash9, in oh hey it's me

That’s why I eat/drink at my PC and wear adult diapers

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/e5bd9adf-6cb1-42f0-8a0a-96468bd1d6db.webp

ininewcrow, in Christmas in Gotham [Safely Endangered]
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Blocks the door with a chair

blanketswithsmallpox, in ZAP

Wishing for Dragon Balls is just wishing for more wishes with extra steps. Wish denied!

SpaceNoodle, in ZAP

I don’t get it.

rockSlayer, (edited )

In Dragon Ball Z, collecting all 7 dragon balls allows you to summon an all powerful dragon that will grant you one wish, for anything you desire. Wishing for someone’s death or resurrection are not limitations

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know that anyone’s ever wished to have anyone else croaked with the dragon balls. But people have definitely been resurrected. A lot.

Also, Oolong got a pair of panties with them.

rockSlayer, (edited )

It sure would speed up the plot if they just wished for Frieza to die

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

The dragon (at least Earth’s dragon, Shenron) has been asked for feats that were too great for him to perform, though, and had to refuse the wish stating they were “beyond his power.”

We don’t know the limits of his power re: ass kicking. But it’s probably unlikely that Shenron could delete Frieza. Possibly Porunga (Namek’s dragon) could have. Who knows.

Nudding,

He might not be able to delete Frieza while Frieza was on Namek but if Freiza was on earth, he’s in Shenrons playhouse.

lescher,

No he couldn’t kill King Piccolo because he cant kill those that are more powerful then his creator. Location doesn’t matter. And i think Goku once refused to be wished back to earth because he was training somewhere in space, meaning shenron couldn’t overpower him

Nudding,

I’m gonna have to do some rewatching on the king piccolo thing, but I always took that as Shenron just respecting goku’s wishes, because they have known each other for a long time.

Good points though, great discussion lol

lescher,

If it wasnt King Piccolo it was vegeta that they asked to be killed, still the same outcome in the end

lightnsfw,

Didn’t King Piccolo kill Shenron?

lescher,

Yes but Kami recreated the Dragon so thats when they tried to have hin kill King Piccolo

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I think I remember the human chaff (Krilin, Yamcha) asking if Shenron could destroy Vegeta and Nappa’s ships while they were still en route to Earth.

I also remember that, after beating up Cell, Krilin wanted 18 to become human, but that was “beyond” what Shenron could do.

andy_wijaya_med,
@andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world avatar

Second wish was granted I think? That’s why they have a kid, no?

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

No idea, I’d have to check a wiki or something

pinkdrunkenelephants,

How does Marron exist then?

Lamedonyx,

The English translation is wrong, Gero, 17 and 18 are cyborgs, not androids.

They’re originally humans, who were turned into robots, while 16 and 19 were fully robotic androids (and use a different word in Japanese, I believe?)

So 18 must’ve had her babymaker intact, maybe that’s where Gero put the bomb that Krillin wished away.

SpaceNoodle,

Oh. I never watched dragon balls.

SkyezOpen,

Watch DragonBall Z abridged if you’re interested. It’s short relative to the series, is hilarious, and keeps the story more or less intact.

SpaceNoodle,

Nah

Lamedonyx,

TeamFourStars is screaming in a corner from reading that.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Does that version get rid of all the:

“Uuuuuuuuuugh”

“Aaaaaaaugh”

“What’s he gonna do‽”

loops?

I probably could have watched the show if it wasn’t for the 15 episode powerup sequences

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

It’s a redub with humor. It gets rid of that except when it wants to make fun of the endless haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ing

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

DragonBall anime reference.

The balls call a dragon that can grant whatever single wish and then they scatter again as I recall. Used to resurrect the dead a lot.

Much of the original anime revolves around collecting them.

SpaceNoodle,

Dragon balls are magical. Got it.

psmgx, in Inspirational

Sometimes you gotta admit it is what it is and move on.

intensely_human,

What if it’s not what it is though??

aeronmelon, in "Magical Dust" by Safely Endangered

How does Santa deliver presents to the entire world in one night?

Adderall.

Evil_Shrubbery, in Connection [beetlemoses]

Yes, this is how the internet works.

meliaesc,

It always was a series of tubes…

Evil_Shrubbery,

Before that (the sewer system) it was a series of pigeons.

MonkeMischief,

I mean it’s not like it’s a big truck.

RampantParanoia2365,

Please do not shit on your laptop or mobile devices.

Evil_Shrubbery,

You are not my shit admin!

I’ll sudo shit my laptop, close it, and hope the package finds its recipient. (If its dropped, I’ll try again, but with half less shit etc.)

Arbiter, in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Horse

Please report the spammer

casmael,

Yeah it went away for a while but now it seems to be back how annoying

Sheeple, (edited )
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

You mean OP? Don’t see how they’re spamming

valentinesmith,

There is a spammer in the comments, they are not refering to OP :)

really liked the comic, thank you for sharing

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Oh oops. I got this WAY wrong. I probably blocked the spammer already

sgbrain7, in Time-stop [Chris Hallbeck]

I wanna pause time right now and try getting 30 more minutes of sleep in. I can dream all I want…

Gabu, (edited ) in I can't wait to play tonight [Clueless Hero]

I have some seriously conflicting emotions about the time I used to get 3-ish hours of sleep so I could play more. On one hand, the games were great fun; on the other, work was hell afterwards.

quams69, in Darth Vader vs Wolverine [deliberatelyburied]

SNIKT has got to be the funniest onomatopoeia to read

palordrolap, (edited )

You clearly haven't seen the comic where Captain America's shield hits its target with the onomatopoeia "WANK"

Damaskox, in "Wild Life" by MrLovenstein
@Damaskox@kbin.social avatar

Meanwhile -

I've heard that the birds don't sing songs to us but rather either tempt mates for reproduction or warn other same-sex birds to come too close or else!

M137,

That fact that anyone would even think that they’re singing “for us” is disturbing. It’s so deeply stupid.

Damaskox,
@Damaskox@kbin.social avatar

I could assume that many people think X being here (just) for us 🤔

But you have a point.

hakunawazo,

I agree. When there’s no threat to us, it’s easy to become self-centered.
A walk in the woods isn’t so nice when you’re at the bottom of the food chain.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

My cats bring me toys because they think I cannot hunt.

QuinceDaPence,

With the exception of mockingbirds. Who do it to be jackasses.

I had one in my yard that copied the sound of a tool once, I walked away and then heard it going and of course I'm thinking "how the hell did that turn on?". Of course I go to check and it's off and was just a mocking bird. It then proceded to make that noise for the rest of the day.

FuglyDuck, in "The Mario Bros." By Safely Endangered
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar
LemmyKnowsBest, in "Offensive Meme" by HalfThoughtComic

Will upvoting this post contribute to Satan’s list of our hell-worthy deeds?

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

I hope so

LemmyKnowsBest,

Okay I’ll do it. It will be the naughtiest thing I’ve ever done because I’m pretty boring.

ladicius,

Who you are boring? Sounds very naughty.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Sorry to disappoint you but I’m a woman so I can’t use the word “boring” as a verb like a man could.

ladicius,

You didn’t disappoint me. I just made a lame joke, and you’re very ok the way you are. Have a nice evening!

lowleveldata, in "Anything You Like" by War and Peas

Disk defragmentation! Everyone loves that

AnonStoleMyPants,

Also known as sleep for organic beings.

DacoTaco,
@DacoTaco@lemmy.world avatar

My ssd says he doesnt need it, i say he just doesnt know what hes missing

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