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FlyingSquid, in [Alzwards Corner] The Reasonable Response
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Wrong vehicle for around here. Around here it’s the largest, ugliest, noisiest truck you can possibly get. If it is extra-polluting, that’s a bonus.

We also used to have a guy in my neighborhood who would sit in his driveway and just rev his Harley for like an hour and a half. He could get away with it because we’re outside city limits, so there are no noise ordinances. Thankfully, he no longer lives around here.

fitjazz, in Sleeping position

If I sleep on my stomach I can’t move my neck the next day, right side my right hand goes painfully numb, left side my left hand goes painfully numb, back both hands go numb. There is literally no position I can sleep in that I don’t wake up after a couple of hours and have to shift to a different position.

stephen01king,

You know the solution, you just have to sleep while spinning in place.

Phil_in_here,

What you want is a rock tumbler bed

hglman,

Or get rid of gravity.

RGB3x3,

Easy, become an astronaut.

fitjazz,

Some nights that’s what it feels like I’m doing.

OddrunAsmundr,

Sounds like you need to lop an arm off. Or dig a hole in your bed. odditymall.com/arm-slot-mattress-designed-for-sid…

RGB3x3,

It seems like a good idea, but holy crap those CGI examples are the most unhinged shit ever.

It’s like they don’t know how arms work.

spizzat2,

Where are the Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots?

ArianaGrande, (edited )

Dude, my arms kept falling asleep at night. I randomly mentioned this to my physical therapist (I was there after a knee surgery) and he put me on a massage bed and pulled my head. Not like some quack chiropractor, but just slowly pulling my head, stretching my neck. Fuckin problem went away and never returned. Closest thing to real magic I have experienced.

tamal3, in Sleeping position

Has anyone tried this? odditymall.com/arm-slot-mattress-designed-for-sid… Looks like the skot would rub your armpit to shreds, but I like the idea.

Peppycito,

I like the idea too, but you have to buy proprietary bed sheets.

Allero, (edited )

I didn’t, but I feel this will create more problems than it will solve

Hands are either able to freely move, but inside a narrow space, which will traumatize them and extend muscles, or they are squeezed between the chamber walls and those kind-of-filler-pillows, restraining motion.

Also, those who market it as a phone-comfortable bed clearly forget that phones and large narrow holes are a terrible combo. Oh, and for God’s sake, forget about ever eating ANYTHING on there.

tamal3,

That’s probably an accurate analysis. It’s hard to believe that with all the time we spend sleeping we haven’t figured out a way to do it comfortably.

Maybe suspend me in a vat of liquid?

Allero, (edited )

There’s quite a lot of issues with that, too.

First, breathing. For starters, you shouldn’t drown, for which you either have to be strongly fixed in a position with face up out of the liquid (which will be super uncomfy), or you should depend on oxygen mask (which is very dangerous when you’re unconscious during sleep)

Second, skin breathes too - and in liquids, the pores close and skin can’t breathe - which will eventually lead to hypoxia even if you breathe normally.

Third, skin gets irritated and damaged at prolonged contact (like, you know, 8 hours of sleep a day) with just about any liquid. It should be insanely inert.

Fourth - the thermal conductivity of such liquid should ideally be the same as air - too much (which is just about any liquid) would be harmful for your body’s thermal regulation and, again, for skin, too little would make you overheat.

Fifth - you need a liquid in which you can be suspended, which is impossible to precisely measure since our buoyancy constantly changes due to us breathing, and our breathing patterns change as we move between phases of sleep.

TL;DR - There’s a reason all those vats are part of sci-fi: as cool as they look, they are insanely impractical.

Noodle07, in Sleeping position

I sleep best when I have a girl sleeping on me, I since bought a weighted blanket but it’s not the same

BlackPenguins, (edited )

How heavy was the girl? Do the weights match? Where was the weight?

Noodle07,

She was normal build? 55-60 kg maybe ?

SubArcticTundra, in Daily mantra
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I just don’t understand cats.

pearable, in Daily mantra

Lies, cats know they’re perfect.

frederick, in Sleeping position

I’m freestyle sleepers 😆. Where my position ?

ours,

NOT RECOMMENDED

technomad, (edited )

#😠

v4ld1z, (edited ) in Sleeping position
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

I’ve always wanted to be able to sleep on my side whilst hugging some kind of stuffed animal but to no avail. Ever since my SO gifted me a stuffed penguin toy that’s large enough to fit in my arms and server as a pseudo-pillow, I’ve been loving sleeping on my side and have been really comfortable doing so too. I’m the middle spoon most of the time then. :D

Sleeping on my back is best though

Ilflish, (edited )

I bought a body pillow (without the anime girl) for the same but within days I was in immediate pain come mornings. It was probably just overstuffed but I went back to front sleeping and it immediately disappeared

ignotum,

Well there’s your problem, bodypillows don’t work tight unless they have anime girls on them

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

What about anime boys?

ours,

You do have to switch sides.

winky9827b,

My pillow doesn’t like being big spoon.

Ainiriand, in Sleeping position

I am lucky enough that I fall deep asleep in any position, shape, or form.

tamal3,

That is lucky… But do you wake up with all sorts of weird sorenesses?

bunkyprewster, in Daily mantra

You keep telling yourself that.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

One day, maybe it’ll even be true.

NigelFrobisher, in Sleeping position

Front sleeping is the worst of these by quite a long way though. Last time I did it (after some drinks) it cost me a month of physio.

Tenthrow, in Daily mantra
@Tenthrow@lemmy.world avatar

Graham Annabel is a king.

Thorny_Insight, in Sleeping position

I just keep rolling untill I fall asleep. Trying to sleep in a specific position is near impossible. Even the best one gets uncomfortable pretty quick. Only thing I try to avoid is sleeping on my right side as it seems to be the cause for my rhomboid pain

CarbonatedPastaSauce,

What’s the furthest you’ve made it?

Don’t you worry about traffic?

winky9827b,

They see me rollin’. They hatin’. Trynna catch me sleeping dirty.

RizzRustbolt, in Sleeping position

I sleep suspended in a vat of gel medium.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Where can I purchase this?

name_NULL111653,

Zaltin corporation on Thyferra can get you a good supply of bacta and a tank… Don’t expect it to be cheap though.

drathvedro,

NOT RECOMMENDED

ours,

Zero-G or go home.

Bishma,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

strawberry jam

Steamymoomilk,

Bushes baked beans

name_NULL111653,

Bacta tank…

Allero,

A bacta a day keeps the doctor away!

UrPartnerInCrime, in Sleeping position
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

I sleep as if demons are attacking me. Every night I wake up with atleast 2 corners of my fitted sheet hugging me

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