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samus12345, in Gotta be thinking about that reusability
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

https://i.imgur.com/4FkXE.jpeg

(courtesy of Oglaf)

eighty,

I wish I were half as funny as Oglaf lmfao

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
21Cabbage,

Definitely using “who disturbs my damned doorbell” in the future.

ImplyingImplications, in Yugioh Master Duel [MrLovenstein]

This also works for Magic The Gathering.

n3m37h,

Fucking MTG

morphballganon,

Try a non-eternal format. I like modern; turn 1 wins are super unreliable.

DragonTypeWyvern,

If they are possible at all there’s a problem.

morphballganon,

If a deck lets you win on turn 1 6.25% of the time, and completely flop over 50% of the time, you’ll lose often enough that your deck isn’t going to win any tournaments. That’s not an oppressive force in a metagame.

But if even that is too much for certain players, they can just avoid Vintage. There are non-eternal formats with no t1 wins. Pioneer, Standard etc have no such t1 wins.

HobbitFoot,

Generally for certain decks that have the value of a car and only in certain formats.

Yeah, there are turn one kill decks, but they generally don’t exist in the formats most players play and WotC will ban cards if they do show up.

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah. I’ll just go ahead and leave this here:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d3d3a12c-d263-4e50-8452-81553c5fac13.jpeg

A classic.

morphballganon,

For the uninitiated, the likelihood of being able to pull off a 4-card combo on turn 1 is very small, even in unrestricted formats. Decks that rely on this interaction either include ways to win on later turns or are unreliable.

ArmokGoB,

Also, isn’t a black lotus worth tens of thousands of dollars?

onion,

Not if you have a printer

morphballganon,

A mint Alpha Black Lotus would be in the hundreds of thousands.

A moderately played Unlimited Black Lotus would be in the thousands.

Moobythegoldensock,

Back in the day decks had a 40 card minimum and no max copies of cards. There were decks that were just mountains and lightning bolts. So getting a combo like this out wasn’t completely unheard of.

Nowadays, combos need lots of drawing and fishing to hit in the first couple turns.

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Confirm, and I am guilty of having owned, and currently owning, functional decks that basically just boil down to mountains and lightning bolts. The “new” (decades old) rules forced me to diversify a bit, but Fallen Empires brought us the gift of the Goblin Grenade, so it’s all gravy for me. Four goblins and four Goblin Grenades is a win, even if you don’t attack with any of the goblins. You can spice things up in the interim with Lightning Bolts if you like.

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

The typical variant I’ve seen is using a bunch more Moxes and Lotuses and so forth to play Ancestral Recalls/Timetwisters or Timewalks or similar to either pull the right cards from your deck or skip your opponent’s turn until you draw them naturally. And doing such a thing nowadays is… expensive.

Also, if you shoot your load and your opponent has a way to counter your fireball, now you’re standing there with your pants down around your ankles and 1 health. Ready to be done in by a single goblin, or possibly a stiff breeze.

Even so, in modern formats where Black Lotus, Moxes, and Channel are not outright banned you can only have one of each per deck anyhow. So the notion of having 4 of each to pad your deck out to the minimum 60 cards likewise goes out the window. Still, having this spread available is sort of like having a nuke in your suitcase. You’re never actually going to set it off, but it’s nice sometimes to let everyone around you know that you could if you really felt like it.

I also have an Enduring Renewal based infinite mana deck that is similarly impractical, but no less spectacular when you actually manage to pull off its core combo. Your ability to put your opponent into the negatives – or yourself into an insurmountably gargantuan health pool via Alabaster Potions – is limited only by your opponent’s patience and lack of conceding on the spot in disgust as you shuffle your Ornithopter back and forth and back and forth…

I have a more straighforward lightning bolt/shock/goblin grenade deck that is less exotic, but considerably more reliable. The explosions it makes are smaller, but everyone explodes sooner or later.

morphballganon,

Try a non-eternal format. I like modern; turn 1 wins are super unreliable.

GlitterInfection,

I love drafting MtG. But I hate playing with the resulting deck.

Sol0WingPixy,

I’d disagree. I keep up with both MtG and YGO (MtG as a game I like and YGO as a horrified observer), and the two games are not even close to equivalent here.

In YGO’s one official format, the oft-quoted statistic is that games don’t usually last more than 3 turns - those 3 turns being half the length of how MtG usually measures turns - Starting Player, Non-Starting Player, Starting Player, game. The interaction relies on your opponent having the right disruptive tool to slow down your combo.

For MtG, the only formats that are really like that are Legacy and Vintage, formats that are generally incredibly expensive to play in paper and definitely not where new players are gonna start. Even Modern, the next oldest and thus powerful format, has games that typically last at absolute least 3 turns for each player (twice the YGO standard) and most of the time last much longer. Then Standard, where new players are expected to start, has so much less combo “I win the game now” potential specifically because it’s a bad feeling for new players and the creators don’t want the format to be that fast. I can’t find a great source on it, but winning a Standard game anytime before turn 5 is notable, and usually means your opponent didn’t do anything.

Gabu,

Sure, it’s 3 turns, but each turn lasts 10x as long as in Magic, so it evens out. Also, it’s a pretty big exaggeration - the meme is “turn 3 dead”, but you can usually last a couple more and hope to get some kind of out.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

3 turns that are only so long because you’re playing spider solitaire with yourself.

mcmoor,

And with hand traps those turn become “our turn” anyway, making a still super interactive game equivalent to 15 turns. At least, theoretically.

Azzu, in Meeting face to face

I don’t get it… Unmatched because they used :-) instead of :)?

wrekone,

itreallydobethatway.jpg

can,

Instead of 😀

Socsa, (edited )

:-) is what OP said

Khrux,

They used :-) instead of 😁 is what the actual post shows.

blazeknave,

Oh, thought this was about social anxiety

AeroLemming,

I think the joke is the asymmetry in dating

callyral,
@callyral@pawb.social avatar

yes probably, the punchline being that that’s his actual face

Rentlar, (edited ) in And Tigger Too - Danby Draws Comics

Lol the censor board and Winnie the Pooh reminds me of the time Chinese censors were having a rough time trying to censor Megan Three Stallion’s (the artist who was featured in Cardi B’s W.A.P.) performance livestreamed at Coachella…

superduperenigma,

Cardi B is the artist who made W.A.P. Megan Thee Stallion was just a guest feature on the song.

Rentlar,

my bad I will fix it

theangryseal,

Well? Fix it!

:p

Rentlar, (edited )

I did, it originally said artist who made W.A.P. and now it’s featured in W.A.P.

Here, I went back and made it even more clear.

rockSlayer, in ZAP

The genie is pretty ancient, my head canon is that it’s just the genie’s personal rules over the millennia

brsrklf,

The (admittedly kind of terrible) sequel disagrees with that, because Jafar as a genie can’t kill anyone either.

Though he can use his powers to make people’s life hell, wish or no wish, and abuses that quite a bit.

evranch,

You don’t even need to watch the sequel to see that, as genies being bound by specific rules is the whole point of tricking him into becoming a genie.

Though after Aladdin wishes for the Genie’s freedom, it really opens a can of worms as to what that means. Sure, I guess he’s free to roam the earth, and no longer bound to grant wishes. But at the same time, has he now lost that power?

Because Disney ending aside, you would think an unbound genie with his full powers would be something that only ends badly.

Fiivemacs,

Needs a movie or show to be done by the same guys that did Invincible. All other tv shows/movies can get stuffed.

samus12345, (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Always thought that was such a gyp, Jafar getting turned into a bound genie, as if that were the default state for djinn.

brsrklf, (edited )

It does not make a lot of sense, but it was sort of established earlier in that particular universe (the “phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space” thing).

My main problem with this always was Aladdin suggesting to Jafar “Hey, you know, the genie’s still more powerful”, and Jafar reacts exactly how Aladdin had planned, by wishing specifically to be the most powerful genie.

Why was that the only option he could think of? Where was it written that a sorcerer could not be more powerful than a genie?

Aladdin tricks him by saying if a genie gave him his power, the genie could take them back too… But in the end it’s still the genie who makes him a genie too, so why would that be any different?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, the fact that all genies are bound to lamps there is dumb - one even gets created for Jafar. How does that make any sense, even in that fantastical setting? And it’s not like they all have to be bound, since they can be wished free.

Jafar wished to be “the world’s most powerful sorcerer.” so you’re right, he could have wished to be still more powerful. Or to be a free genie. Maybe there are universes where the Disney villain didn’t hold the idiot ball at the end and succeeded in their plans. Now that would be an interesting “What If” series!

brsrklf,

It’s even worse than the villain being an idiot in this case IMO. It’s being an idiot exactly in the right way, despite it seeming quite far-fetched.

It somehow requires that Jafar believes only a genie can be ultra-powerful, but ignores that a powerful genie is supposed to be bound.

They wanted Aladdin to win by being cunning, because it’s supposed to be his main thing, and that’s okay, even if they need Jafar to be an ass for a few seconds. But for this to work, Aladdin didn’t just need to be cunning, he had to be a freaking psychic.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

I guess Jafar thought the idea of all genies being bound by default was ridiculous, too.

pinkdrunkenelephants, (edited )

To be fair, Jafar’s power hungry nature and one-track mind is a real obvious character flaw.

brsrklf,

Again, if we’re only talking about Disney canon, according to the sequel and series (because really that movie was just the pilot for the animated series), the genie is supposed to have lost a lot of his power after being freed. It’s not obvious how much of it really.

It’s also not obvious how “bound” the genies are to begin with.

Genie is tricked into getting Aladdin out of the cave of wonders without using a wish, and he looks a bit annoyed but not that much (and it worked). He also basically forces a wish on an unconscious Aladdin to save his life, saying he can’t do it without a wish.

Whatever magic contract is used there looks quite open to interpretation…

sukhmel,

Plot twist: Genie is just impersonating a djinn, but in fact he’s an eldritch god 🌚

CitizenKong, (edited )

He’s an eldritch shapeshifter, subconsciously transforming into what people believe he should be. Sort of like the Norse gods in Marvel Comics. Until Alladin rubs the lamp, he didn’t exist as a conscious being because nobody was there to think him into being.

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

In that case one wonders what would happen if Aladdin just wished for the means to kill Jafar himself.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

In they case genie, I wish for a glock!

pokemaster787,

I read this in Timmy’s voice, to the point I had to double-check this wasn’t a quote.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tyt0FYTNUg

sukhmel,

That was good, what an angst for a djinn though

PhlubbaDubba,

He wished to be a prince, his royal entourage hypothetically included several people capable of assassinating Jafar on the order, it was just down to Aladdin being a stickler for being an active participant in proceedings that hindered him taking that less direct route.

jmcs,

Or something that would indirectly kill Jafar, like teleporting him to the moon.

MonkderZweite,

100 meters up is enough.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Or down.

bionicjoey, in Remember to have fun at work

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ExfilBravo,

Smash that like button and don’t forget to subscribe if you like the content. It really helps the channel get new patients.

n3m37h,

If you want to see the rest of the surgery please like and subscribe!

meliaesc,

You’re halfway through and they never made the pt. 2

xX_fnord_Xx,

And check out my Patrion if you want the longer cut with all the steps explained!

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

It really helps the channel get new patients.

Sounds very dahmer-esque

otter,

You joke but a doctor recently got her license revoked for it

washingtonpost.com/…/tiktok-plastic-surgeon-dr-ro…

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar
metallic_substance,

This is how the punchline panel of this comic should have been written

DeadWorld, in Free relationship souvenir. So kind!

His dick is the friend zone?

sbv,

🤷

GlitterInfection,

Now he can sleep with all of her friends!

BoxerDevil,

It’s a one sided deal

RamSwamson,

That’s what the shirt says! And now I need it…

Norgur,

So... is she sending the dick into the friend zone? Or is she saying that the dick is effectively a friend zone and she wants to use it more? Or is she saying that everyone in her friend zone goes on his dick? Or should he put anyone in his friend zone on his dick? I'm confused.

Deiv,

Yes.

Kolanaki, in Double blind win (by skeletonclaw)
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“How is this a double blind study?”

“Well you see, the participant and the scientist are blind.”

blahsay,

😂

samus12345, in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

We’ve become so successful at getting food, we don’t have to move much to do it any more. So we have to go out of our way to be active to stay healthy since evolution takes so long to catch up.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve got my money on that not happening until after an apocalyptic event sends us back to the iron age. And the adaptations we’re gonna get aren’t gonna be pretty.

vaultdweller013,

Unless we get fucked spectacularly we probably wont devolve back to the iron age. At worst maybe the age of sails but even then it’d be rather scattershot on what tech would survive. You might have a scenario where most tech is at 1700s level but with radio and modern firearms or atleast ww1-gulf war level.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah it’ll definitely be a mish mash of technology but a very large part of humanity will be left alone to their own devices having to find any way to survive

vaultdweller013,

We’ve witnessed societal collapse before and came out of it for the better. We’ll be reunited as a whole within a hundred years of such an event.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

The main difference though was those were just societal not ecological.

People were able to bounce back easily because resources were still plentiful and food was everywhere. With climate change a lot of resources are going to become unavailable.

vaultdweller013,

Maybe so, but humans are also clever. Just cause we’re fucked doesnt mean we’re out of the game.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I have no doubt. Honestly it would take planet wide devastation to completely wipe us out.

But mass extinctions have happened multiple times and the species that survive are mainly just lucky.

I don’t think humanity has anymore luck to spare.

millie,

With the level of technical knowledge we’ve achieved, there’s no way we’re going back to doing things exactly the way they used to. One example that jumps out at me is the method this primitive technology guy on youtube uses to stoke his furnace. He’s basically made a little manual turbine out of leaves and vines to push his air rather than one of those little squeeze box things.

Obviously I’m not a blacksmith or historian so I don’t actually know how common something like that might have been, but I’m guessing it’s not super old. In any case, I’m sure there are other ways that we’d apply our more advanced knowledge to tackling the sorts of problems we’d be looking at with a collapse of manufacturing and shipping infrastructure.

Honestly, a technologically adept but non-industrial society of artisans sounds kind of cool.

SeabassDan,

Hell, food comes to us now.

nucleative,

It’s kinda like burning dollar bills in the fireplace to make the place look cozy.

It’s kind of the ultimate symbol of excess evolutionary wealth to be able to go for a run just because we want to burn off excess energy.

bitsplease,

we want to burn off excess energy.

A step further even, a lot of us need to burn off excess energy, because we’re so well off (evolutionarily speaking) that we practically can’t help but take in more energy than we burn naturally

BradleyUffner,

I used to refer to going to the gym as the “farm work simulator”. It always amazed me that society progressed to the point where physical labor isn’t necessary, but we chose to pay money, so that we can pretend to do it, in order to live longer

cordlesslamp,

Ngl, if they make gym work as some kind of “heavy work” simulator games like Farming or Mining, with tracking progress, achievements, and competitive ranking, I would be at the gym way more.

VR games already make me work out way more than I thought I would.

ohlaph,

CrossFit might be what you’re looking for.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Because the risk of injury is similar to farm work?

Thranduil,

Add a leveling system in there and make it an mmo

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Honestly just tie it to some repetitie game. Think Skilling in RuneScape. All they really need is a number that goes up, and the occasional firework.

Throw in skins for your pickaxe or whatever and you’re golden. People will get so buff, going for the sparkly anime-girl skin, you have no idea.

cordlesslamp,

LOL What would you do with your Skill Points?

Thranduil,

Dunno it just adds a progression system which gets me going

Natanael,

Leaderboards

millie,

Pretty sure this is super common on some equipment. The ellipticals at the gym I used (before it moved) had them , but I never bothered.

I_Fart_Glitter,

I had a room mate who would drive a 5 mile round trip to the gym and back to walk five miles on the treadmill. I didn’t have a car at the time and was always pointing out the nonsense of it. She said she just preferred the atmosphere of the gym to the side of the road or any of the many beautiful nature trails near by. 🤷‍♀️

millie,

To be fair, I can close my eyes and just sort of flail on an elliptical in a way that would absolutely hurt me if I tried it on the ground. It’s also a lot lower impact and when I’m done I can just stop.

thorbot, in "Private Wallace" by Extra Fabulous Comics

But he has two legs… ohhhhh

fabulous

FilthyShrooms,
@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

Extra Fabulous, if you will

naticus,

I won’t. But Zach M Stafford will.

TheBat, in Judgement
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar
jarfil, in You will pay for this [Salo Comics]

“If you want the cat experience, get the fluffy ear hair band, soft paw mittens and pluggable tail…”

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Every time someone mentions genetic engieneering first response they get from people of my age is “When catgirls?”

Alexstarfire,

Wtf is up with all the cat girl stuff? When did it become so popular?

agnomeunknown,
@agnomeunknown@lemmy.world avatar

Anime was a mistake

Cheez,

Egypt, 2000BCE

Chadus_Maximus,

The domestication of felines and its consequences have been a disaster for my dick.

moonsnotreal,
@moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
almar_quigley, in "Kite Flying" by Twonks Comic

Boomer humor

PatMustard,

I get more of a school bully vibe from it. The stereotypical old person joke is “wife bad”, this sounds more like something a self-described “alpha male” would say.

Viking_Hippie,

“Bullying and sex-shaming funny” is just as much of a boomer humor cliché as “wife bad”, though.

fushuan,

“sure was hard when you mom was bouncing on it last night”

…and that’s a beating from the bully.

Shiggles,

Needs the last panel to be blue shirt tied to a kite and flying away.

almar_quigley,

I can picture it and it’s wonderful!

JoMiran, (edited )
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Gen-X here. Can confirm that “virgin”, " nerd", and “<homophobic slur>” were preferred punch lines by the boomers.

almar_quigley,

Also judging people for having a harmless hobby that doesn’t conform to their world view.

hemko,

By millenials still early 2000s, and you have to add ethnic slurs on that list

almar_quigley,

We watched an old episode of friends for nostalgia recently and the whole punchline of the entire episode was “yeah but you kissed a dude”.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Wasn’t nerd still common bullying word in 80’ and 90’? Then nerds became the richest people with the internet and it doesn’t work anymore.

JoMiran, (edited )
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

A comeback to likely piss off said boomer since they are probably homophobic too.

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/70c74268-a90c-46e6-8d83-537e203b0638.jpeg

Anticorp,

The original was better, since he left the antagonizer to his misery without any engagement, and went back to having fun.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Except that he’s scowling.

Anticorp,

Oh, that wasn’t obvious on my phone screen until I zoomed in just now.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

It is actually kind of nice that your mind went to him just enjoying life and not being bothered by bullies.

100_percent_a_bot, in Banned books

“Hey there’s a book about Minecraft - wait no it says ‘Mein Kampf’…”

expatriado,

i bet that one is allowed in most of these lists

Ziglin,

Not in Germany… (it’s banned outside of school too)

kshade, (edited )
@kshade@lemmy.world avatar

Not true, you can even buy it on Amazon if you really want to.

Ziglin,

I don’t think it’s legal though or is it?

SoleInvictus, (edited )
@SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

It’s legal. An annotated version, with neither the swastika nor a picture of the greasy Nazi fuck, was published a few years back and tens of thousands were sold, primarily to German libraries and schools. It’s a good study on how shitheads think.

bl_r,

I often buy books written by shitheads when I end up studying fascism or other radical right wing movements. Heck, even more mainstream conservative movements with radical imagery or frequent dogwhistles. Reading books by shitty people on shitty topics is very important on understanding how the movements work and think.

Reading about fascism from antifascists is good and all, but understanding fascist movements when they are most active requires reading fascist works. Heck, even with books like Mien Kampf, a book with a ton of analysis done by antifascists could still be a potentially useful read for antifascists.

SoleInvictus, (edited )
@SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

That’s smart. I can’t count how many times I’ve learned about new dogwhistles or the details of various ideologies and realized an acquaintance was a fascist and/or racist sack of shit, although I’ve never been surprised. This would help me realize in real-time, so I can call them out on their shit.

I do feel like I’d need a book cover with something like “I’m reading -book title- to understand scumbags. I do not support its ideology”.

Emerald,

I hate watch daily wire ““documentaries””

Ziglin,

Now that makes sense. I do believe the original is banned, leading to people (including me) thinking that it is banned period.

Crass_Spektakel, (edited )
@Crass_Spektakel@lemmy.world avatar

“Mein Kampf” was never banned.

The copyright was held by the state of Bavaria as the official heir of Hitler and they simply said “Nope, no new printings.”

As the copyright ran out in 2015 everyone can copy and print it again. Though most don’t care, even the most right wing nutcracks realize that the book is rather badly written.

Crass_Spektakel, (edited )
@Crass_Spektakel@lemmy.world avatar

One more thing: While “Mein Kampf” is only available at rather high prices the books of Vladimir Putin are available for FREE on Amazon as EBooks and the printed version is €1. He wrote even years ago straight forward that he is willing to start the third world war to make Russia Great again and even laid out the list of nations he wants to subjugate: Ukraine was the first step, but in his ideology he also claims Alaska, Croatia, Serbia, Bosnia, Poland, Romania, Bulgaria, Finland and many many more nations. Overall he mentioned he would spare Germany, France and Italy but only because they have nukes and the US as their ally.

www.amazon.de/…/B0CP498D2S/

bort,

iirc it wasn’t exactly banned in germany. Iirc the state of bavaria held the copyright and sued everyone who sold the book without their consent, while not printing any copies themselves.

slaacaa, in Get a millenium falcon!

I love this comic, seen it first I think a decade ago.

Of course it’s already funny on the surface, but it also makes you stop and think about what you would choose.

Kecessa,

If you wish for anything other than the end of deadly conflicts between humans or something similar then you need to think about your priorities real hard…

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Nah, you just need a number of friends so everyone can cover each other’s bases while a couple make the altruistic world changing wishes.

Kecessa,

And then everyone thinks the same thing and in the end everyone has a starship and no one has peace.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Is it really true love, if a wish compelled it?

Millennium Falcon. Just saying.

Actually, I think I’d rather a Ton Falk, complete with a collection of fighters/bombers to go with it.

JackbyDev,

Arguing about the trueness of love is just getting too into semantics and willfully creating a non true scottsman debate.

JeffKerman1999,

Yep, that’s the thing. The girl was walking around and got commandeered into loving this guy. So much for the illusion of free will.

I would also have asked for a starship: reverse engineer that and you’ve single handedly saved the human race from the climate disaster.

Fisk400,

She wished for true love too, Wich is why he is there at all.

DacoTaco, (edited )
@DacoTaco@lemmy.world avatar

But if that is true, then he had no free will. He was there because of her wish!

VikingHippie,

It’s compulsion all the way down…

Ookami38,

We’re getting into the nature of free will, whether or not it exists at all. One of the hardest questions we’ve never really been able to answer, and quite possibly never will.

What if the well is merely looking into the infinite possibilities and determining who the true love is based on what will happen anyway? What if she also made a wish at another well at the same time, also for true love? What if she didn’t exist at all, prior to his wish, and was created as his true love?

Neon,

But what if it simply found his true love on this world and teleported her to him?

JeffKerman1999,

And then she falls instantly without knowing anything about the dude? Very reasonable

sorrybookbroke, (edited )

Imma wish for a book describing how to build that spaceship in terms we can comprehend to spite your wish and beat you to the punch.

Or, you know, I could wish for a solution to climate change but you know, space techno dystopia sounds pretty metal

FuglyDuck, (edited )
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Okay skip that. I’m going to wish for an automated droid processing plant/factory with design files of every known class of ship- and the defiant, just to fuck with people.

I believe they’re called world devastators?

sorrybookbroke,

Yeah, space is over-rated. Imma wish for no more wishes, for anybody. Fuck that well

FuglyDuck,
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I’m sooo I’m in line ahead of you.

JeffKerman1999,

That spaceship will have a compact powerplant with enormous amounts of energy in a very small place. That solves the climate change crisis

rbits,

Nah, it’s magic, it can just make it so that the girl happened to be in the right place. Maybe it told the girl that she would find true love there and she decided to go.

eek2121,

I’ll take a Death Star and a shuttle to get to it. You won’t believe what happens next!

🌎💥

FuglyDuck,
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That kid with the xwing blows it up?

Smokeless7048,

Come on, if you are going there, wish for a Battle Planetoid like Dahak, often described “what the death star wants to be when it grows up”.

Armorments include multiple km thick armor, mass missiles capable of destabilizing stars… and a park the size of Manhattan island for its captain.

Highlights from the books include being pelted by enough multi-gigaton missiles to make its deflectors look like the cornea of a star

VikingHippie,

What would you need all those military vehicles for, though? Who exactly are you fighting?

FuglyDuck, (edited )
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Hmm. I think the first thing I’ll do, is give a few to Ukraine. You know. Just to demonstrate their total superiority. Maybe install kill switches so they have to come back for maintenance periodically. Like John Deere or something.

Then get all the “good” guys addicted to them so all the “bad” guys get fucked… Then hit the kill switches and demand everyone stops being fucking mean.

Maybe give them a few of the crappy battle droids from the prequels, so they’re autonomous and can’t necessarily be hacked.

RIP_Cheems,
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Maybe it just brought them together giving them both true love.

rickyrigatoni,

a hotdog

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