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SzethFriendOfNimi, in "Lassie" by Jeroom
@SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world avatar

Lassie! Supper time.

SickPanda, in Hidden Beauty - Safely Endangered
@SickPanda@lemmy.world avatar

I am 25 and I have one of those boomer cases on my phone. (a flipcase) I’ve bought it in August 2019 and it still doesn’t even have a scratch on the screen. Don’t care if I look like a boomer, that thing did cost me about 1000€ and I ain’t gonna replace it just for being careless.

Moneo,

Looks down at unprotected phone

Tis only a matter of time you poor bastard.

grue, in Agreed... How about a Q? [ExtraFabulous Comics]
Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Holy fuck. Warn me before you do something like that. I almost punctured a lung laughing at that.

I can only apologize from the deepest recesses of my cold and dead heart. Here, might I offer a link to a fantastic Star Trek podcast with John de Lancie? It is over an hour long! Boop

zer0, in xkcd: Sign Combo

ascend straight up

aeronmelon, in xkcd: Sign Combo

Cyclist: “I do not recognize your authority.”

ignotum, in xkcd: Sign Combo

No U turn, but it doesn’t disallow a & turn

marcos,

Wait… That & shape manages to end on the exact same direction it starts.

Deconceptualist,

Finally, all my gymkhana practice will pay off. Thanks, videogame version of Ken Block (RIP)!

prorester, in Hidden Beauty - Safely Endangered

I know this has something to do with iPhones because they use titanium? But I don't get it

Dremor,
@Dremor@lemmy.world avatar

Because how fragile the new titanium body is. Like fragile enough to be able to break the glass back with no tools (you just have to press a little hard with your thumb).

throwaway2567,

New iPhone has a titanium body to make it more resistant to damage. People gonna put it in a case anyway.

candybrie,

I love that the two replies contradict each other. Are the new titanium phones more fragile or more resistant to damage?

marcos,

There are many kinds of damage, and being more fragile makes only one of them more likely.

(And yet, “fragile” is the wrong word there, because the problem is that it’s flexible, what’s the opposite of fragile.)

Xoubalf, in "Opposite Day" by Extra Fabulous

Opposite Day AND a Very Merry UnBirthday

Ophioparma, in Hidden Beauty - Safely Endangered

Grandpa Nokia: “Pah, when I was young, we didn’t need any coat!”

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

“Did I ever tell the time when your uncle 6310 got dropped on a tile floor, and the floor broke?”

Amaltheamannen, in Hidden Beauty - Safely Endangered

I drop my phone all the time without a case and it’s never cracked

spirinolas,

Nice try Tim…

Amaltheamannen,

It’s true though lol. I even browse lemmy in the shower and it’s not completely watertight. Still fine.

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Pics or it didn’t happen ;)

can,

Me too, until that one time it did.

lobut, in Hidden Beauty - Safely Endangered

One of friends back in the day would lecture me on having a phone case. “why don’t you just not drop it?” I was like, dude, accidents happen. “I’ve never dropped my phone he’d say.” I swear, like a month after that happened, his friend stepped on his phone and a month after that he dropped his phone when taking it out of his pocket outside a burger joint.

I didn’t have a go about it. He’s not one of those that takes those types of jabs well.

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Some people have to learn about best practices the hard way.

Katana314,

The scary thing, then, is lessons like “Look both ways before crossing the street”. You fail that sort of lesson the hard way, and you don’t get a chance to learn anything.

Steve,

All people

NielsBohron,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

Humans are unique in their ability to learn from the mistakes of others and their blanket refusal to do so.

kale,

Yeah. I know people who say stuff like that. I know someone who wanted a convertible car (they were 18). Someone mentioned the greater danger of they flip, and this person said “well I’m not going to flip a car”. We all gave them a hard time about whether they thought everyone who flipped a car did it on purpose. The next year, this same person flipped their car several times (and walked away OK somehow).

Some people can’t comprehend that bad stuff would happen to them.

Cethin,

It is unlikely that an average person flips their car. You have to weigh the pros and cons of it. We take risks all the time, but if we think it’s more beneficial we take them. Just driving a car is pretty dangerous alone. Personally, I don’t think a convertible is worth the risk or the cost, but I won’t say no one should get one.

kale,

Yeah, only the people who don’t flip their car should get one.

I have zero problems with owning one, and have owned them in the past. We knew this person was a crazy driver and that it was a bad idea.

negativenull, in Hidden Beauty - Safely Endangered

I can’t put my arms down!

z500,
@z500@startrek.website avatar

You’ll crack your screen, kid!

tacosanonymous, in "Opposite Day" by Extra Fabulous

Thanks, I hate it.

lolcatnip, in "Opposite Day" by Extra Fabulous

If it’s opposite day, doesn’t that mean it’s not opposite day?

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Yesn’t

PP_BOY_, in "Opposite Day" by Extra Fabulous
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Bit odd

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