qooqie, Yup that is indeed what would happen. But the panel of the clean up crew needing therapy is missing
FuglyDuck, Eh. Depends on the coins. If they’re made of ferromagnetic metals, sure.
Not all coins are.
DampCanary, My thought was they would just heat up.
Tarquinn2049, (edited ) Yeah, from what I have heard, given a random unknown metal, the odds are significantly greater that heating up is the concern rather than it being pulled out. Either one is a pretty bad day though.
otter, (edited ) Any day now we’re going to see an advertisement where someone drinks water, dry instant noodles, and coins and walks to the MRI room (before being stopped to talk about some self cooking option)
Like this classic KD ad youtube.com/watch?v=iEN2n9bGijI
Or this
bruhduh, I’ve forgot small copper coin in my pocket and gone to mri and I’ll tell ya what) coin was HOT and slightly pulled so it fell off my pocket, i was scarily surprised because I’ve checked my pockets as I’ve been instructed and metal detector didn’t singled either
idunnololz, y tho
SkybreakerEngineer, They wanted to have their reserves in case of an attack by koloss or shardbearers
abbadon420, Sponsored by Evil inc.
RedditWanderer, If the coins are magnetic that’s what would happen. But if you’re going to violently tear a hole in your abdomen, the hospital is where you want to do it. I’d say there’s a fair chance you survive and live a medically complicated life
Jackcooper, I think your chances of surviving this are similar to your chances of surviving a shotgun blast to the stomach… Even in a hospital it’s not good
Valmond, Wrong, you only need metal that reply to magnetic forces, it doesn’t have to be magnetic in itself.
RedditWanderer, You forgot to start your sentence with “akshually”, but we get your intent.
NumbersCanBeFun, You can achieve a similar result by using a metal butt plug.
abbadon420, Who hurt you?!
ma11en, The MRI operator.
NumbersCanBeFun, Life.
SpaceNoodle, The buttplug manufacturer who said it was 100% silicone.
Cannacheques, My god that’s nightmare fuel
NumbersCanBeFun, Allow me to transition your nightmare into reality: https://healthimaging.com/topics/medical-imaging/magnetic-resonance-imaging-mri/mri-accident-triggered-object-patients-rectum
starman2112, Imagine metal teeth fillings
DrRatso, Dental fillings are fine in an MRI, so are all manner of implants.
ripened_avacado, Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die…
Sanyanov, (edited ) Duuuumb ways to di-i-ie Soooo maaaany dumb ways to die
vivadanang, i kinda want this to be the punishment for proven/repeat conviction child molesters.
cosmicrookie, Kids these days dont know coins are not magnetic
Soap10116, Do it with nails. (Most) Nails are made of steel. You likely won’t make it anywhere near the MRI bed before they start doing their thing though
badbytes, Ferromagnetic marble would be easier to swallow.
Soap10116, Oh, I’m going for damage.
CitizenKong, (edited ) There actually was a guy who wore a buttplug with a metal core in an MRT. The plug shot through his body like a high velocity bullet and was stopped by his sternum. He survived with severe internal injuries and sued the company selling the plug.
Heavybell, If the plug was advertised as being pure latex or whatever, then fair enough.
CitizenKong, Yeah, that was exactly the case. Still weird to think “hey, I have this medical check-up today, better wear my best plug!”
bionicjoey, Especially a medical procedure where they will see that you have a butt plug in
Rubanski, Maybe that’s his kink
bratosch, Want to know how one would figure out they have a kink that specific
rustyriffs, Maybe they forgot? Lol
harry315, People like that guy is the reason some MRIs require you to walk through a metal detector first. People are stupid and will ignore safety measures all the time.
Boozilla, I had abdominal surgery several years ago and the surgeon mentioned that they left some clips inside. To this day I have no idea if they are magnetic or not.
BirdyBoogleBop, (edited ) Apparently once the clips are fully melded with your body that may no longer be an issue. Note I am not saying it won’t be an issue.
If going for an MRI fill in the questionare and bring it up with the doctor before stepping in the MRI no matter what. Better safe than shotgunning yourself.
Boozilla, Thanks. I did a bit of Dr. Google research (and everything on the internet is true!).
It seems that surgical clips are usually not magnetic, but it depends on the type and year of manufacture, etc. Mine are several years old. So yeah, I would definitely bring it up if I ever need an MRI. I’m used to doctors acting annoyed and condescending, so what’s one more time?
Hopefully they don’t perform MRIs on unconscious patients. Nothing in 'Murican healthcare would surprise me.
1847953620, Sounds like a setup for a House episode.
Boozilla, Foreman: Patient presents with internal lacerations vis a vis an ill-advised MRI scan.
House: BORRR-eeeng!
archonet, he needs mouse bites to live
1847953620, 200cc mouse bites
SacralPlexus, Radiologist here. Virtually all surgical clips (in the US) are made of titanium and safe for MRI and have been for quite a few years now. We routinely scan people with clips that are decades old and don’t have issues.
We do frequently scan unconscious patients and typically that involves reviewing surgical records and prior imaging, questioning family about surgeries/implants, and frequently the techs will check the patients skin looking for any surgical scars. If there is any question we get X-rays first to look for metal.
Boozilla, Thank you. Always good to hear from someone who knows what they’re talking about.
Anticorp, Sounds like that guy wasn’t being stupid though. He didn’t know it had a metal core.
beefcat, you still have to question why he was wearing it to an MRI appointment
Anticorp, I’m assuming he needed it.
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer, If I’m remembering correctly, the butt plug he was using was marketed as being 100% silicone, so he figured it would be safe. He didn’t know it had a steel core in it.
wander1236,
Necrosynthetik, Coming up next on Mythbusters…
MrGerrit,
XbSuper, The comics here seem to be getting worse every day.
Kolanaki, If it’s magnetic resonance imaging, then if your magnetic resonance matches the MRI’s, you’ll just shatter like an opera singer breaking a crystal glass.
dipshit, Copper and nickle are magnetic?
punkwalrus, I have shrapnel in my leg, it’s copper and brass, and I have had MRIs with no ill effects. Fucks up some CAT scans and xrays, but only if they are scanning that leg. It’s so small, though, that modern metal detectors don’t register it anymore.
mo_lave, Trying to recreate Alien (1979) is never a good thing.
rbos, Sounds like a Bunny Suicide
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