ArbitraryValue,

I feel terrible when stuff I buy says it was made with love. Do I deserve the love of someone who never even met me? Do I deserve love at all? That’s why I prefer eating food made by unfeeling machines.

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Don’t feel bad, that’s why it was made with love!

Yes, you deserve the love I put into food, regardless if it’s Foie Gras, Vegan Lasagne or Tater friggin’ Tots…and also regardless if I’m 100% there or just going through the motions as an unfeeling machine.

samus12345, (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“No, with soul-crushing depression.”

Jorgelino,

Just like mama used to make

jaybone,

Before “the accident.”

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

“You should be grateful I didn’t spit in it”

thisisbutaname,

It was, in fact, made with hate

blanketswithsmallpox,

Some people love to hate. 💕 🤬

BirdyBoogleBop,

If it was made in any kind of resteraunt you either get made with hate or made with apathy. Take your pick.

Zoboomafoo,

I’ll take “made with drugs”

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

omg, you guys! this comment section has me cracking up 🤣

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

There was a Burger King near where I lived back in the 80’s where a guy got arrested for attempted murder. He was angry that he had tested positive for HIV back when it was thought to be a death sentence. So he started jizzing in the mayo to try and take everyone with him. I think variations of this eventually turned into an urban legend.

perishthethought,

Ugh. Imagine the poor worker who had to clean that up…

Steamymoomilk,

What the fuck

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Yep. It was in the newspapers and it caused a huge panic.

Diabolo96, (edited )

I think the only way to get HIV is via intercourse or getting scratched with the infected person used needle/razor.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

You are correct, but this is known now, not then. Back then people thought you could getting from just touching something someone with the virus had touched. Then it was thought that kissing was enough (the infamous Rock Hudson kiss in Dynasty). They were scary days. Think early on during the COVID lockdown when people started disinfecting their deliveries because we didn’t know how it was transmitted.

Deestan,

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MalReynolds,
@MalReynolds@slrpnk.net avatar

and aren’t we glad they’re mostly asleep here?

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, here’s the “love” it was made with:

https://media4.giphy.com/media/8coEmqQxL39eMJcey0/giphy.gif

dylanmorgan,

“I didn’t wipe it on my ass, if that’s what you mean.”

key,
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

“draw nude” heh

Viking_Hippie,

That’s ONE way to advertise your commissions business in a comic, I guess!

yesman, (edited )

I like to cook and sometimes people call me “chef” and I always correct them.

“Cooks prepare food for people they love, chefs prepare food for people they hate”.

I also dislike the term chef, bc the professionalization of the gendered activity “cooking” makes is acceptable for a man to do, but my family isn’t ready for that conversation.

Kolli,

What a good half a comment.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

No, 5% corn syrup.

shadearg,
@shadearg@lemmy.world avatar

“…you guys might’ve wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient…”

That’s enough of that love.

leaky_shower_thought,

not sure why but when I looked at the lower right panel, I was like “hey dwight [schrute]!”

FenrirIII,

Maybe he put his secret sauce on it.

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Wasn’t there this one time some Taco Belle employees made the taco sauce with love?

ILikeBoobies,

That’s a thing?

platypus_plumba, (edited )

I once had a delivery man tell he “here’s your pizza it was specially made with love for you”. And we just stated at each other for a second.

It’s crazy the shit they make them say. Damn, just ask them to be respectful and polite, that’s all they need to do.

Buddahriffic,

Or maybe they are just bored and acting like they have to say stuff like that to enjoy the awkward moment it produces.

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