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Mango, in 14 January 2024

The car looks fine.

troyunrau, in 10 January 2024
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This is a marketing trick, part of the shrinkflation treadmill.

(1) Step one, make a box with three rows of cookies.

(2) Step two, make two products, one with two rows (at a slightly lower price than the three rows), and introduce a Family Size/Share Size/etc. with four rows that costs just under double.

(3) Step three, return two step one, but now with a higher price.

Repeat ad nauseum.

The thing is, as a single consumer who is trying to buy at the best price point at any given time, I’ll fall for it repeatedly.

isVeryLoud,

Astroturfing, but I just launched lemmy.ca/c/shrinkflation today, if you want to post your Oreos.

I hate opening Oreos, whippets, etc. and just seeing those little plastic pegs in the packaging where three cookies should have gone instead. >:(

Kidplayer_666, in 9 January 2024

Maybe alive hitler is the best possible course…

themeatbridge,

If time travel were possible, why kill anyone? Why not go back to their childhood and teach them to be better humans? Is it justice to kill someone for a crime they have yet to commit? Isn’t the fact that you are able to kill them proof enough that they might not commit the crime, and there’s still time for them to change? Or maybe Hitler was arrested and removed from the time stream at the moment of his death to serve a prison sentence in Time Jail for eternity? Isn’t that basically the Christian conception of the afterlife anyway?

Also, intentionally going back to change anything is an inherent paradox as old as HG Wells. If you eliminate the reason for going back, you never go back. If you don’t go back, you don’t change anything.

And if we’re talking multiverse, then you’d never know if someone from an alternate future came to our past and did anything, because that’s what always happened.

Causality moves in one direction.

Kidplayer_666,

my point was that by that logic (of why didn’t anyone kill Hitler in the past), the past should be perfect (which it isn’t), implying that the past events are done in such a manner that they create the best possible future outcome

Anticorp,

But maybe this is the best possible outcome. Horrifying, right? Maybe this is the best we’re capable of at this point in history.

Kidplayer_666,

I mean, giving it very little thought, if Hitler didn’t win, there were good chances that Germany would turn red, and still good chances it would still be aggressive…

themeatbridge,

And I’m saying that it’s not possible under any understanding of time travel or causality to perfect history for the best possible future outcome, because doing so would negate the necessity for time travel. Unless you want to argue that this is why time travel doesn’t exist, because the past is already a perfect state to never necessitate time travel. But that’s the only objective measure of “perfection” that is internally consistent, and I think we would both agree that from our perspective, the past is far from perfect.

MNByChoice,

Time travel is it’s own reward. We can study Ancient Rome or anything. Space probes sent to the extreme past would be very useful.

I do not expect “kill Hitler” or “fix my love life” to be the driving force in the multi billion dollar effort for time travel.

themeatbridge,

Ok but then going back to study and learn would probably include a policy of non-intervention. So how would you know we aren’t constantly surrounded by time travelers blending in?

MNByChoice,

We won’t unless they screw up.

Is our detection of them important? It is disappointing to not have obvious time travelers.

What would one anticipate a time traveler to do in the current time?

themeatbridge,

That’s kind of the entire conversation we’re having. If time travel exists, then why hasn’t the past been improved, led to is it even possible to improve on the past, led to would time travelers be able to change anything, led to how would we know if time travel exists. Is it important? Only if you want to answer any of the questions we’ve asked. What would we anticipate they do? That’s all of the questions we’ve asked.

MNByChoice,

why kill anyone? Why not go back to their childhood and teach them to be better humans?

I think this is wonderful logic for a great many situations with a vastly overpowered being. With enough power and patience, all problems can be solved peacefully.

mosiacmango, in 20 December 2023

Turning coal into coalinade.

SatansMaggotyCumFart, in 18 December 2023

Hehehe… herpes.

sour, (edited ) in 22 November 2023
@sour@kbin.social avatar

she have fractal hand

ripened_avacado, in 21 November 2023

Too much internet for the day.

LemmyKnowsBest, in 18 November 2023

the lady in the green dress took the guy’s beer

Kolanaki, in Random 8-21-2008
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Oui oui

TryingToEscapeTarkov, in 30 October 2023

As long as he eats him head first he’s good. Boner first seems weird.

JudahBenHur, in 24 October 2023

this is terrible

unreachable, in 22 October 2023
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

the horror

Window_Error_Noises, in 20 October 2023
@Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world avatar

As an epileptic, this is amusing to me hehhhh

Though the term “fit” can be derogatory, and definitely outdated, I’ve definitely said variations on: “I’m about to have a goddamn fit…” when I get a warning aura just before a seizure starts, because ya gotta see humor in life’s little horrors.

crawancon, in 17 October 2023

Why are they singling me out like this?

Chariotwheel, in 14 October 2023

I have the opposite experience, I have to keep telling people that I don't need help. I don't know if I just look that helpless or clueless.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

My wife gets that a lot.

techingtenor,

They’re just trained to approach you pretty much no matter what. Leaving people alone means youre missing out on opportunities for good business I guess. Just annoying to me, especially when I was working at one.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Now I’m imagining you at work and the jackasses from the Northside store come flooding in and asking customers if they need help. Like a home depot turf war, with customers in the crossfire, running and screaming.

Chariotwheel,

The best idea I've ever seen was a documentation about a shop that had baskets of different colours. One meant "talk to me, I may need help" and one meant "leave me alone, I know what I am doing". That is a great idea for everyone.

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