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phorq, in 1 December 2023

Oof, fell for the oldest scam in the book. The real money’s in issuing loans, not bank telling.

Bipta, (edited ) in 28 November 2023

In my experience, they'll kick your door down even if you tell them it's empty. Even if you offer them your keys instead...

And then your landlord won't replace your door.

'Murica.

the_third,

Bullshit. Yes, we open doors and check all rooms for people and danger but if you’re there with keys we’ll use those. Of course we use those, where did you even get that idea.

programmer_belch, in 14 November 2023
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I would love to play a game while having a disability like this, imagine a fallout where you can’t understand half of the dialogue

EatYouWell,

Sounds like a good mod opportunity.

ClaireDeLuna,

Unless you speak Spanish, you can play the game in Spanish

Rachelhazideas,

Chants of Sennaar is my favorite game of this year

BackOnMyBS, in 21 January 2024
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Holy shitfuck, this weather fuckin’ slaps ass.

omg, how funny! who talks like that?? I was even confused wondering if they were they liked the weather or not.

Assman,
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who talks like that??

The youth

BackOnMyBS,
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awww, beans. i finally got called old 👴

Baku,

I am “youth” (I think), and I don’t speak like that, at least 95% of the time

omgarm, in 17 January 2024

The long shoes con.

chepox, in 1 June 2016

Use the spoiler tag people… It’s not that hard

Maruki_Hurakami, in 18 December 2023

The gift that keeps on giving!

b00m, in 28 November 2023
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The firefighters are just rude for not texting me first

ciko22i3, in Random 4-2-2019
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that’s a hard one

registrert, in 18 November 2023
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That spider’s gonna suck him dry so it’s happy endings all around! 🎉

GlitterInfection, in 8 November 2023

For a moment I thought that this was a commentary on the quality of using very innefective religious-based programs as the central component to all addiction treatment despite it being the antithesis of modern medicine.

But then I got the pun!

sndmn, in 30 October 2023

TIL what vore means.

PreviouslyAmused,

Yeah, I just looked it up out of curiosity.

…. I should have known better than to do that, and that’s my fault.

ImplyingImplications, in 12 October 2023

Clever pun

Jackcooper, in 17 January 2024

It’s stage 4. You should use your last moments experiencing only the greatest moments life has to offer. I suggest the great clown Pagliacci.

Cold_Brew_Enema, in 16 January 2024

Lot of triggered fatties in here

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