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baggins, in 17 December 2023

Alternative version of this is the elves working 16 hour shifts in an electronics sweatshop building the PS5s

aeronmelon,

Santa’s Workshop is Mainland China.

Blamemeta, in 9 December 2023

Better for actually owning music instead of a license

tsonfeir, in 5 November 2023
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Here’s me seeing $50 and thinking “for a dress?!” And assuming it was an inflation joke. 😵

pyrflie,

It is, but not for the dress.

4am, in 31 October 2023

AUGH! AUGH!

AUGH! AUGH!

rodolfo, in 31 October 2023

not an English native speaker, can’t get the wordplay. any kind person willing to explain? thank you in advance

takeda,

“Ow, ah, ah, ah, ah” is the sound the singer makes in the beginning of this song: youtu.be/09LTT0xwdfw?t=21s

Lenny,

Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah Get up, come on get down with the sickness

www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw&t=190

mindbleach,
Nunya,

Didn’t even need to click the link to know it was Richard Cheese. He has great stuff.

Wutchilli,

It’s a reference to a song (down with the sickness)

Ikenshini,

It’s onomatopoeia for a famous metal song by Disturbed “Down with the sickness”.

dhtseany, in 24 October 2023

What’s up with these guys lately making weird comics that don’t make sense?

ladicius,

Is there anything making sense at all?

dhtseany,
WarmSoda,

This makes sense. Do you not understand abstract thinking?

dhtseany,

I guess not

CyanFen,

They’ve definitely gotten edgier

Castigant,

It makes sense, this is essentially just a play on words/phrases, on “soup of the day” and “lady of the night” (which is a euphemism for prostitute)

mycatiskai,

“Soup of the day” is a euphemism for scraps and leftovers that are about to spoil that got boiled in a stockpot since last night.

dhtseany,

That’s what I thought too, “ladies of the night” is a bit of a stretch

XbSuper, in Random 1-31-17

I have no kids, and no money. Where is all this money I was promised?!?

stephfinitely, in 14 October 2023

This must be an man experience. I get asked by what feels like every employee if I need help when I go to Home Depot.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Yep. I get ignored and my wife gets asked non-stop.

chatokun,

I’m normally used to being ignored and wear headphones, so when people suddenly ask me if I need help I’m always not ready. Usually can’t hear em either. Why are they looking at me amd moving their lips?

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Man here, I get asked by every employee I pass. Like I’m stubborn guys, I wanna struggle through it on my own.

MrShankles,

My wife and I tag-team when going to home depot or Lowes. I’ll check isles, and she’ll find assistance faster than I ever can. It’s expedited our trips there significantly

stephfinitely,

Smart

ShaunaTheDead,
@ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social avatar

I've definitely noticed a difference since transitioning to female when I go to a hardware store I get asked if I need help way more than before.

clearedtoland,

That’s such an interesting experience I’d never thought of. Now I wonder if that’s bias, attraction or friendliness.

Experiencing a day in the opposite sex would be fascinating. I’m not even sure I’d notice things like that, they seem so subtle.

ShaunaTheDead,
@ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social avatar

It's a combination of all of the above, I'm sure. Probably some sexism, but it could also be that now that I'm happier I project a friendlier attitude making me more approachable. I guess I'll never know!

I've definitely noticed that women are muuuuuuch friendlier toward me since transitioning which is really nice. Other women meet me eyes instead of averting it and usually flash a genuine smile (not a sheepish one like before), and will usually say something even if just a quick "hi!".

On the other hand, men are much more standoffish and weird around me, which I'm totally fine with lol

jubejube, in 16 January 2024

PSA to those offended. Being fat is not okay. Big Pharma would love us all to be though so we can be riddled with disease for life. Literal cash “cows”. Trim up people so we can trim down pharmas draining of our pocketbooks.

wander1236, (edited )
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

Getting an infection also isn’t okay, but you don’t generally make fun of someone because they have one.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

Yeah this doesn’t work at all. Being obese is 100% on the person. Anyone who doesn’t want to be obese can be with effort, but it is far easier to just be obese.

Psychodelic,

[CITATION NEEDED]

jubejube,

Those predecessors to an infection aren’t comparable to the gradual onset of obesity. I believe we should all be able to laugh, even at ourselves. This doesn’t single anyone out for ridicule.

Kolanaki,
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What if they have one because they refuse to wear a mask during a global pandemic while also refusing to get vaccinated?

weeahnn, (edited )
@weeahnn@lemmy.world avatar

Being fat is not okay.

I’d mostly agree. People can’t seem to wrap their heads around the fact that being fat can increase the likelihood of all kinds of nasty things like heightened blood pressure, difficulty breathing, difficulty moving, mental health problems, and a whole lot of other things.

It’s one thing to be fat, and it’s another thing to not try to change that. Good thing that facts don’t care about feelings.

Omegalul imagine downvoting facts.

usualsuspect191, in 14 January 2024

Rob’s the richest cartoonist?

grue,

Considering the thing in the 4th panel is very identifiable as a car, apparently not!

LemmyKnowsBest, in Random 8 January 2012

When having sex with women, he fantasizes about having conversations with them 😆

Muscar,

Congratulations, you understood the comic… But why did you make a comment that’s just a description of the joke? It’s deeply weird.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Because some people in the comments didn’t understand it, and they asked for an explanation, and those who explained it used too many words.

Illegalmexicant, in 6 January 2023

Let me just Google “babysitter sitting on my…”

I need to go to the bathroom now

usualsuspect191, in 28 November 2023

A firefighter just uses their “key to the City” if they need to get in anywhere

Pronell, in 21 November 2023

He needs his diaper changed too!

Aurenkin, in 28 October 2023

Plot twist: grandma recognised them all but didn’t want to get them in trouble.

Steeve,

A real g-ma

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