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Waldowal, (edited ) in Michael Dukakis tanks his presidential campaign, 1988
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Election losers and how they lost:

  • Dukakis - Tank picture
  • George Bush Sr - "No new taxes, 1000 points of light, and potatoe"
  • Bob Dole - holding a pencil weird
  • Ross Perot - big ears and too many charts
  • Al Gore - "Lockbox"
  • John Kerry - Flip-flopper
  • John McCain - “Maverick” and "dontchaknow Palin"
  • Mitt Romney - Mormon
  • Hillary Clinton - “Pokémon Go To the Polls” (plus Russian led disinformation campaign to paint her as an unlikable bitch)

Then there’s: Trump - sleeps with prostitutes, promotes “grabbing women by the pussy”, openly racist, praises world dictators, makes fun of handicapped people - wins election.

Classy,

Don’t forget the Dean Scream! youtu.be/l6i-gYRAwM0?si=y53k3lz5WL9B4n2b

Haagel,

Mitt Romney also had a “binder full of women”

Tathas,

And the 47%

SkyezOpen,

Russian led disinformation campaign to paint her as an unlikable bitch

Are you saying she isn’t an unlikable bitch?

Also don’t forget the balloon drop reaction.

postmateDumbass,

Rush Limbaugh did the majority of the damage in the 90s.

Delphia,

Now I’m Australian so what I saw might not have been the full picture but it felt like Hillary ran a lazy campaign at least from the international coverage.

I dont remember a single specific thing about it, no policies, platforms or sound bytes. It wasnt memorable. What I do remember was mostly commentary about how she was clearly better than Trump. It felt like she expected to win on name recognition and because he was so clearly wrong for the job.

Just my thoughts, I have no doubt there was medding but I also dont think she played a strong game either.

teamevil,

That was her problem, she basically figured it was her “turn” after Obama and then all she had to beat was that moron Trump. Technically she did have more votes it our stupid electoral college system let him win more electoral votes. She did absolutely suck and there needs to be better options in this country.

JJROKCZ,

Yea her campaign was “I’m not trump, and I did decent under Obama” unfortunately those two statements were a major problem for what appears to be nearly half the voting population

Blue_Morpho, (edited )

Ross Perot - big ears and too many charts

Ross Perot was never going to win. Especially after dropping out then rejoining. He said dirty tricks party threatened to out his daughter which came off weak instead of just saying “Republicans”

Al Gore - Bragger

It was Al Gore is a bragger for saying he invented the Internet. Which he didn’t say, and Vint Cerf repeatedly defended Al Gore as the only politician who saw the potential of the Internet and worked to make it happen.

Mitt Romney - Binders full of women

Fiivemacs, in WW2 weekly ration of sugar, tea, margarine, 'national butter', lard, eggs, bacon and cheese for an adult in the UK, WW2, 1942

Look at that bacon quality compared to the majority of the shit they try to pass off as bacon these days.

Fuck corporations

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

Bro good bacon is like 10 pounds american

brlemworld,

*dollars

Fades, (edited )

Can you shut the fuck up? My god, those poor CEOs need all that extra money, otherwise they would be embarrassed when their rich buddies learn they can’t afford a seventh mega yacht.

Have a heart ffs

pastermil,

Apparently people don’t know sarcasm…

wizzor,

Seems like people are not reading your full post …

Got_Bent, (edited ) in The Monowheel, Italy, 1933

So much awful spamming across Lemmy this morning. All from accounts made minutes ago.

Edit: Referring to the comments, not the post.

PugJesus,
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

I don't see any. Removed by admins?

Got_Bent,

Probably. It was multiple posts of a naked guy bending over and spreading.

A_Union_of_Kobolds,

Goatse?

Got_Bent,

It wasn’t THE goatse but same idea

CrowAirbrush,

Nikocado avocado’s bootyhole.

Coelacanth,
@Coelacanth@feddit.nu avatar

Still showing for me. Seen both the aforementioned bent over dude and some incomprehensible AI generated word salad spam, both from users on lemmy.blahaj.zone.

PugJesus,
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

Unfortunately, I can't see it on my Lemmy.world or Kbin account, so I can't do anything about it. I banned a fellow like that not too long ago.

ArcticAmphibian,

Was it ‘soon’ or ‘soot’ or something like that?

Wutchilli,

I think some people try to get the trans friendly lemmy.blahaj.zone defederated as much as possible. Those kinds of attacks are sadly a weakpoint in the fediverse.

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

The gore dead baby photo directly under it was worse. I reported the one I saw in a different thread and I’ve blocked the user. Don’t need to see that again.

Got_Bent,

Glad I missed that one. Yikes.

PugJesus, in US anti-armor grenade packed inside a foam football, 1973
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

[Soviet tanks roll through the Fulda Gap]

"PUT ME IN, COACH"

shalafi,

^ Fellow Cold War survivor right here.

EfreetSK, in POWER MOWER OF THE FUTURE, USA, 1957
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

Mow your lawn AND bake your wife!

ratman150,

This mower was originally designed to have AC.

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

You just made me think - park in the shade, and it would be pretty damn good for hotboxing.

eran_morad, in South African diamond miner being x-rayed at the end of his shift to prevent theft, 1954

Jesus fuck.

Rolando, in Audrey Hepburn, at the grocery store with her pet deer, 1958

FWIW apparently the deer was tame and she only kept it while making a movie (and maybe for a bit afterwards while she was recovering from a miscarriage.) In the movie, her character was followed around by a deer so it had to get used to being near her beforehand. source

TheBat, in Trey Parker and Matt Stone, high on acid at the 2000 Oscars.
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Fuckwits who enabled ‘bOtH sIdEs’ nonsense

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

You realize South Park is a comedy, right?

teichflamme,

Reality isn’t black and white unless you’re very simple minded

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Tell that to those fence-sitters, Stone and Parker.

otp,

They have admitted when they were wrong in the past.

All the previous presidents were characters in South Park. Clinton, Bush, Obama…all represented as themselves.

Trump is represented by the most racist character in South Park who is otherwise famous for being fucked up gay trans trans and lesbian transtrans and gay whatever the heck he is now.

It just sort of happened that way, but there hasn’t been a precedent for this.

I don’t know if they’re still doing the “both sides” thing, but they might’ve stopped at some point.

Not that they won’t make fun of people on the political left, but they might have gotten over the political fence sitting.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Too little, too late. More than a decade late, in fact.

There’s now a generation of morons raised on South Park’s smug bullshit.

Akasazh, (edited )
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Show us on this doll where Mr Parker and Mr Stone touched you indecently.

setsneedtofeed,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar
TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

How original. As original as however fuckteenth season of South Park.

stratosfear,

The Panderverse movie is pretty blatant towards rightwing idiocy while the other side is just guilty of trying to push social change with movies.

ilovededyoupiggy, in US anti-armor grenade packed inside a foam football, 1973
@ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s Nerf, then nothing.

MrJameGumb, in The 'Snow Cruiser' for an abortive Antarctic expedition, US, 1939
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I just looked it up! It apparently only ever really worked when they drove it in reverse, and it was considered such a failure that it was abandoned in Antarctica and got buried under the ice until some people dug it up in the 50s and then lost it again, and it’s current whereabouts are unknown!

PugJesus,
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

To be fair, if I'm a failed prototype scientific machine, 'Buried under the shifting Antarctic ice and lost forever' is a helluva grave.

bulwark,

There’s a pretty good video on YouTube that details it’s failure. The Russians also had something similar and I think they where more successful at it. youtu.be/pW0eZRoQ86g?si=4JCqtCmS1mMLDOve

chemical_cutthroat, in Aboriginal Australians used as forced labor by European settlers, 1902
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

“We forge the chains we wear in life.” -some white person.

Anticorp,

That statement isn’t about slavery, or labor, it’s about emotional bondage.

chemical_cutthroat,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

The statement is about whatever the last person to crotchet it on a pillow believed it to be.

Anticorp,

It’s a quote from Dickens, A Christmas Carol. It’s about our sins binding us to misery or torment.

flango, in South African diamond miner being x-rayed at the end of his shift to prevent theft, 1954

See this documentary

Fuck diamonds !!

Mojave,

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  • Aleric,

    You’re right, but not in the way you think you’re right.

    flango,

    I agree

    PugJesus, in Czechoslovakian protesters kneel in front of riot police to show they're nonviolent, Velvet Revolution, 1989
    @PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

    For those wondering, the riot police still attacked them in the end. But the Velvet Revolution eventually succeeded in overthrowing the government through sustained civil resistance and strikes.

    hydroptic,

    For those wondering, the riot police still attacked them in the end.

    Huge surprise there. Pigs fucking hate nonviolent protesters; here in Finland a bunch of Extinction Rebellion folks got tear gassed and beaten by cops just for funsies

    ShroOmeric,

    Never had a doubt. ACAB.

    Xariphon,

    Of course they did. ACAB, all places, all times.

    Chivera, in 'Knocker-Upper' in Britain, a method of waking people up for their work shifts before reliable/cheap alarm clocks, 1915

    But who woke him up? 🤔

    PugJesus,
    @PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

    Who knocks up the knocker-uppers?

    768,

    The night shift.

    Swarfega,

    But who wake them up?

    768,

    The day shift, of course. If you refer to the chicken-egg problem, it was the Anomalocaris who begun everything.

    Zugyuk,

    A knocker upper knocker upper. It’s knocker uppers the whole way down, and it always has been.

    Deceptichum,
    @Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

    The kids from those they “knocked-up”.

    Anticorp,

    He was probably one of those annoying morning people who wakes up at 4 am, full of energy, and happy.

    Zorque,

    Discusting.

    Tarquinn2049,

    Oh no, what did Eminem do. Hehe. Despite the implications of his very creative rhyming style, disgusting is not as similar to “discuss me” as he can make it sound.

    GFY, in Aboriginal Australians used as forced labor by European settlers, 1902

    It’s crazy to me that people can look at this picture and then immediately start arguing about semantics.

    ArmokGoB,

    Every one of those people said it’s effectively slavery.

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