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pyre, in Angry bald man

too much chin

MightyGalhupo, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

The hell is a mandeat

Deebster,
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Mandates?

MightyGalhupo,

Could be, thanks

kamenlady, (edited )
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Are rights have been taken away …

It is, for sure

Ghostalmedia,
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My man deats are

6”1’ 175lb Likes snowboarding and hiking

usualsuspect191,

The present tense for mandate of course.

Currens_felis, in My whole night is booked now

Did someone say video essay?

youtu.be/z3uvnwBMTdY?si=jmxQlWwD5wvoV5Vd

RGB3x3,

Honestly, I expected at least 24 hours for the complete history of Rome.

Currens_felis,

OSP Blue is a legend, he can do it in less than 3

outer_spec, in Choose A or B
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B

ininewcrow, in Choose A or B
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https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/6914eee3-c4f5-4cfa-9ff4-ee378ea130d4.png

Sanctus, in Angry bald man
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Funny, my coworkers were tryna convince me they were found not guilty today. I had forgotten about them so I let it pass and looked them up a bit ago. Haven’t even gone to trial, just off house arrest on conditions. People are delusional. Like just say you want people to listen to you just because, and you want to act on your impulses and treat anyone however you feel. Stop lying. All these dudes are pathetic and need to feel powerful.

sawdustprophet, in Super Shitter?
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I thought I heard a gunshot, and then the sound of breaking porcelain.

Num10ck, in No one will ever be as cool as Jimi Hendrix reading MAD Magazine

MAD was truly epic… for second place coolest magazine would have to be the Beastie Boys Grand Royale: …google.com/…/14l7WDVizpjJ6r-4DVXZG4sCnIF8Y39zI?u…

Jomega, in Back in my day

Cats Don’t Dance. 20 years later I’m a furry.

Hazmatastic, (edited ) in What'll It Be?

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine,

Gets me my drinks for free.

But he’s quick with a joke or a light of your smoke,

But there’s somewhere that he’d rather be.

GFGJewbacca,

He says, “Bill, I believe this is killing me,”

As a smile ran away from his face.

“Well I’m sure that I could be a movie star,

If I could get out of this place.”

PatFussy, in Back in my day

My movie was princess and the goblin. I watched it on a 10x10 in monitor that had the VHS in while I worked at my family’s business where I did labor at 10 years of age 30+ hours a week. Good times

timelighter, in The face of devastation.

Bobby?

random_character_a, in Brand X
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You can put shirts with swastikas on both of them and it still wouldn’t surprise me.

andrew_bidlaw, (edited )
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One of these would be over-designed to communicate that he doesn’t care, the other would be an unfunny demotivator about how The Left can’t stand him.

jaybone,

But which would be which?

andrew_bidlaw,
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The designer’s one is Kanye because he can’t escape it. The boring meme one is Elon because Elon.

banneryear1868, in Back in my day

Psalty iykyk

DannyBoy, in De omnibus dubitandum

Carpe Diem

GFGJewbacca,

Or as I like to say, “Carpe Denim,” seize the pants.

Akasazh,
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My motto is Carpe diem, sit maturam.

Pluck the day, once it’s ripe

balderdash9,

The original YOLO

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