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HeartyBeast, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...
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This has got to be someone trolling, right? Right?

r00ty,
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It's hard to be sure these days.

CaptPretentious, in Would you like fries with that?

Badabababa, you’re unconscious.

B_DL, in Just breaking up the star trek monopoly

They look like Cousin It.

Let’s call them Shits.

Sway_Chameleon, in Back in my day
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I had a VHS copy of the Empire Strikes Back that my uncle recorded for me when it played on one of our 3 local TV stations. For the holidays I had a recording of a bunch of the old holiday cartoons that would play in a marathon every Christmas, and one of Ghostbusters (for some reason it used to play every Christmas in the evening, so it became a Christmas movie for me).

Aside from that I’d mostly just rent the same VHS tapes from our local hole in the wall video rental place every weekend (Neverending Story and Inhumanoids) from the ages of 4-6. Then I think we got a real video store and my movie watching experience improved a bit. To be fair, the hole in the wall rental shop was probably only about 10 feet long and 6 feet wide inside, and the shelves of movies lined the walls, so there wasn’t a lot to choose from.

Whisper06, in Choose A or B

B. Sell all the fish, House the homeless, not have to pay taxes on anything including selling of fish and housing the homeless, walk past my neighbors every night at 10:01 PM with a cart of rare fish, pay for more hair with rare fish.

themeatbridge, in Back in my day

Little Monsters and a Herbie movie.

redcalcium, in Did You Know?

If we dump enough holy water outside, it’ll enter the global water cycle and render the whole planet inhospitable to vampires.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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have you tasted water its delicious all water is holy praise taplor god of wet

Damage, (edited )

It already happened, why do you think there are no more vampires around? It’s the pollution caused by the church!

howsetheraven,

Would it not be easier to have a mass blessing on each of the oceans? That takes care of 97% of the water.

AnonWyo, in Not photogenic

Her: So do you look better in person or in pictures?

Me: Listen, I’m funny

ivanafterall,
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Nice, I love to laugh! Say something funny!

metaStatic,

Hey baby, are you an American public school? Because I want to shoot children in you.

MightyGalhupo,

God damn that was smooth

kamenlady,
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Smooth Operator

sour,
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in profile picture

volvoxvsmarla, in Back in my day

Tell that to my daughter watching that soviet cartoon about penguins I had as a video tape over and over again on youtube

macisr, in Back in my day

We could say the sme thing about music.

RIP_Cheems, in Choose A or B
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On the one hand, no taxes. On the other,

Hexarei, in There's story behind this sign
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I think the story is photoshop

ABC123itsEASY, in Back in my day

Mine was The Point. 🎵 Me and my Arrow 🎵

TeamDman, in Choose A or B

Infinite rare fish sounds like a modded skyblock resource generation system

Muhr, in I use a goat

Scythe 🥰

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