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OpenStars, in Now who is laughing?
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Crashumbc, in Target acquired

Or the eagles take the ring to mount doom… One page done

Decoy321,

Every time I hear this idea, I think of this Oglaf comic

uid0gid0,

He’d prefer if they walk

caseyweederman,

Sauron was watching for that though. It’s easy to fly out of a place when the defenses are all down.

ooterness, in Target acquired

Why does he still have a quiver full of arrows?

Aurenkin,

In case of close quarters fighting

shadmere,

To load the gun. Pay attention!

MataVatnik,
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It’s actually full of mags

Fedizen,

those are actually for cleaning the barrel

OpenStars, in Target acquired
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That’s an awfully thick book on the right to hold one page’s worth of material. Heck with a simple modification it could be one sentence:

“Legolas fires the ring straight into Mt. Doom with an RPG attachment.”

:-P

HikingVet, in Now who is laughing?

BWHAHAHAHA

Bishma, in Eww
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Jeff the Killer: Bikini Bottom Edition

The_Lopen, in Cock check

CURVED. SWORDS.

chocosoldier, (edited ) in Let the triggering begin

TIL these aren’t used anymore some places. These are on every bag of buns at all the stores near me.

MacNCheezus,
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These are on every bag of buns at all the stores near me.

thatsthejoke.jpg

chocosoldier,

jesus i feel old…

Sabre363, in Now who is laughing?

Not a bad idea, people will just think its a crackhead clown walking down the street shooting people. No reason to call the cops then.

MataVatnik, in Target acquired
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Obi,
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5 right, very long, tightens.

MataVatnik,
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3 left over crest, caution, narrow unseen hairpin

jelloeater85,
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They fly, no fools… 🏎️

EtherWhack,
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Strider is a black hawk pilot

jewbacca117,

One does not simply drive into Morder

Slovene,

You’re breaking the car Samir!

Peter1986C, (edited )
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That is a reference to this video, which I had almost forgotten about (but you awakened my memory of).

mack7400,

I can’t rally the ring, Mr. Frodo…but I can rally you!

jaybone,

One does not simply Mitsubishi four door

creditCrazy,
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It may be a short story but boy is it a movie I wanna see

Sterile_Technique, in Now who is laughing?
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Hmmm, send it back to R&D. The expelled gasses going directly into the horn would only produce a single-toned “HONK”. Instead, those gasses could be used to inflate a cuff that’s wrapped around a more traditional style clown horn bulb, squeezing the bulb and producing that same noise; but as the cuff loses pressure and bulb reinflates, the air it draws back will produce second tone, providing the clown horn’s signature “HEE-HAW” that our prospective murder victims expect and deserve.

Kowowow,

You could skip a lot of effort by just using g a rubber chicken

NoSpiritAnimal,
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Yes but direct gas impingement on a rubber chicken is going to wear some parts. Better to have an indirect system and avoid carbon deposits in your comedy noisemakers.

FlyingSquid,
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Smithers, have old man Gower killed

mlg, in life hacks
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Yo dawg I heard you like showers…

nifty, in Carrot
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You just add celery and cucumbers, and you almost have crudités.

NigelFrobisher, in Target acquired

He basically did in the movies tho.

MaoZedongers, in It'll work, I saw it on the internet

It actually does work, done it with atv tires before and ether, they clearly used way too much lol

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