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FlyingSquid, in It's a lot of fun!
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“Nothing means more to me than my children. Except making sure I get that promotion.”

finkrat, in I had to try it to believe it

But what if your age was a division by 0

WeLoveCastingSpellz, (edited ) in Microchips

gobbling down billionaire cum much?

pm_me_your_thoughts, in Microchips

Lmao this post rustled up some hate feathers

psycho_driver, in Snow!

Here you catch a rare glimpse of the untamed auto-mobile in it’s natural habitat. When given the chance to romp around and play with each other in a snowy outdoor environment, few can resist the urge despite their handler’s protestations. Be warned, such frolicking can be very rough and tumble!

originalucifer, (edited ) in Imagine that you are driving a car and see this.
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some women just need the extra danger. problem?

AmosBurton, in defoe posting

What Dafoe?

ignotum, in defoe posting

Not missing a single finger? Must be their first week in the factory

Prunebutt, in De omnibus dubitandum

Romanus eunt domus.

Fades,

Eunt, what is eunt?

Er… to go!

Conjugate the verb to go…

dellish,

Domus? Nominative? This is motion towards isn’t it, boy?

Viking_Hippie,

Sounds like Judean People’s Front propaganda!

gedaliyah,
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Splitters!

onichama, in That's Racist!

I’ll do that whenever a specimen of the human race comes close to me so I guess I’m racist

benni, in Too Damn High...
TexMexBazooka, in Real Love

Bu bu bu but we didn’t have a signed consent form from the pig! MURDER!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

None of my random killings have been illegal because of my handy dandy notary public

explodicle,

That just means there’s a dude at a factory farm who would kill for you.

Agent641, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Jeep and 3 dogs please.

GrammatonCleric, in Is that being too kind?
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I mean, Zorg is written like a future version of Musk, so this tracks.

Decoy321,

Musk wishes he could become Zorg.

MoreOrLess,

Fire one million

Jimbo, in What's 1 more after 3?
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Jokes on you I’m into that

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