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kittenzrulz123, in Feel the bass

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

synae,
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It’s a sad day when shitposters don’t recognize a classic copypasta

1984, (edited ) in See? You still have a chance!
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I found two women who find me attractive so that’s nice. I’m happy with that. :)

But in my next life I want to be a guy who gets liked by all girls. Seems fun.

FlyingSquid,
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I don’t know, it kind of sounds exhausting.

1984,
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I know what you mean actually… Yeah. Maybe it’s not all that fun after a while.

Shellbeach,

Or maybe you could try to be a woman?

1984,
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Sure why not :)

stebo02,
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Being attractive is both a blessing and a curse. You’re better off being somewhat above average

IchNichtenLichten, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
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Floaters. If you see a sudden increase in them, get a referral to an ophthalmologist ASAP.

jol,

Why?

NovaPrime,
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Potentially detaching/detached retina if I’m remembering correctly.

jol,

Not ideal. Get a doctor ASAP folk!

Administrator, (edited )

They are not usually related to the degraded retina and usually not treated (i went to the doctor because of these)

Zeshade,

Sudden increase is key here.

JudahBenHur,

sudden significant increase.

RacerX,

This happened to a relative and it turned out to be a serious issue, which they were able to deal with luckily. For weeks after I was so paranoid everytime I saw even one.

dingus,

Worth noting that it’s totally normal to see a lot more of them if you’re looking at a bright blue sky. That’s when they’ll be more apparent.

Neato, in Existentialist Spagett
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Don’t knock it till you tried it.

Jello Spaghetti

Diet Coke Spaghetti

Lemminary,

I love that guy!

MacNCheezus,
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615 videos of food crimes. Holy shit, somebody stop this madman.

Lemminary, (edited )

No >:(

He’s innocent, your honor!

pete_the_cat,

Amazing.

knobbysideup, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
@knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works avatar

I thought I was just weird.

Bleach7297,
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Don’t worry, this doesn’t mean you aren’t weird.

Octopus1348, in The duality of Lemmy
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Is that Eternity?

fogstormberry,

it is. I was so confused why just one post had smaller text. otherwise it completely blended into my feed

SouravSatvaya, in It’s all about changing your perspective.
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Or upward 🔝

dan1101,

Yeah I wanna see the view from the top.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Ha you don’t know me very well do you

pastaPersona, in It’s all about changing your perspective.

Life is cavitappi

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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I like using these instead of penne with the penne ala vodka. Fuck I might be cooking that tonight or sounds really good

Kolanaki, (edited ) in See? You still have a chance!
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I want all 75 million people to join me in an orgy. It’ll be the ugliest thing on earth.

Gork,

Orgies should really become more normalized in society.

RampageDon,

I mean if you are to believe what some politicians say, we aren’t too far off

stebo02,
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What’s stopping you from organising one?

Gork,

Don’t know the right people :/

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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It’s spelled orgynizing when it’s an orgy

Jimbo,
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Yeah idk, orgies are cool and all but it’s a bit crowded

tubaruco, in People in this community don't know what a shitpost is

this is a shitpost and a shit post

moody,

Would you say it’s a shit shitpost post?

tubaruco,

it indeed is a shit shitpost post

objectionist, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
@objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

i only ever see these when i look up at the sky

NoSpiritAnimal,
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I work at a specialized manufacturer, and we have a light table for inspecting parts. If you look at the table surface you’ll find floaters you didn’t even know about. It’s freaky how many there are.

RIP_Cheems, (edited ) in "looks inside, individually packaged"
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JUST PUT IT IN A PILL BOTTLE.

Telodzrum,

Bottles are bad. There’s a reason that the industry is, often due to public welfare regulations, moving away from them.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Could you explain why?

orrk,

because people really do end up chugging the pills, among other reasons.

i am totally for reducing waste, but we have bigger fish to fry first

downdaemon,
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you can still chug the pills it just takes a few more minutes

androogee,
downdaemon,
@downdaemon@lemmy.ml avatar

thanks for that

Baines,

yea it’s sadly a proven principle that any extra difficulty helps lower suicide rates

what are these pills that OD is a worry?

YeeterPan,

Fewer people create less waste.

youstolemyname, (edited )

Blister packs are purposely annoying to open to prevent abuse

downdaemon,
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i don’t know any addict that would be deterred for even a minute by that

Doxin,
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And yet suicides measurably decreased when the switch to blister packs was made.

phoenixz, in Get to work, crackheads

So much wrong in this picture.

  • Hey, want to commit a crime?
  • photo enforcement sucks and doesn’t really work and is just used as tax revenue for cities
  • meanwhile speeding continues as normal with all the casualties that come with it
  • Cities, however, do need this revenue to not go bankrupt because they’re all designed wrong and can barely get any tax revenued while still affording details like infrastructure maintenance
  • Cities should redesign their rod infrastructure instead. Where you still need car roads, design the roads for the speed you want. If you put a highway in front of a school, people will drive a 100 miles per hour because that is what the road was dest for.
  • Cities should start changing laws to push for livable designs focused on humans beings instead of cars everywhere. You’ll need less cars, have less accidents, get more tax revenue from more local businesses
Prok,
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You wouldn’t download a crime!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Dude I am a crime in some jurisdictions. Don’t tell me what I wouldn’t do.

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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Sir, this is a shitposting forum.

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shitpost

CarbonIceDragon, in Cock check
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Sharks, snakes, and lizards be like: 😯

mazigoth,

😏

li10, (edited ) in Society beware

The word cringe is thrown about too much, but unironically posting anything with a picture of Joker is the definition of cringe.

Edit: I am surprised how controversial this is, but I stand by it 🫡

samus12345,
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Sotuanduso,
nxdefiant,

Mask of the Phantasm Joker, excellent vintage.

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