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paddirn, in Get to work, crackheads

Semi-related: Only small amounts of copper are typically stored in the human body, and the average adult has a total body content of 50–120 mg copper. Most copper is excreted in bile, and a small amount is excreted in urine.

Kalkaline,

More if you have Wilson’s Disease

paddirn,

Get to work, crackheads

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

If I’m ever a crackhead I’m stealing everyone’s pee.

misterundercoat,

Water: 35 liters, Carbon: 20 kg, Ammonia: 4 liters, Lime:1.5 kg, Phosphrus: 800 g, salt: 250g, saltpeter:100g, Sulfer: 80g, Fluorine: 7.5 g, iron: 5.6 g, Silicon: 3g, and 15 other elements in small quantities… thats the total chemical makeup of the average adult body. Modern science knows all of this, but there has never been a single example of succesful human trasmutation.

prayer,

saltpeter:100g

So we can make explosives out of humans? Oh boy.

Asidonhopo,

I believe this is a minor plot point in Fight Club

quigat,

<span style="color:#323232;">These are the Things that Make a Man
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Iron enough to make a nail,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Lime enough to paint a wall,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Water enough to drown a dog,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Sulphur enough to stop the fleas,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Potash enough to wash a shirt,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Gold enough to buy a bean,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Silver enough to coat a pin,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Lead enough to ballast a bird,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Phosphor enough to light the town,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Poison enough to kill a cow,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Strength enough to build a home,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Time enough to hold a child,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Love enough to break a heart.
</span>

Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

p1mrx, in The duality of Lemmy

How do you run out of spells?

That’s like “the server’s down because we ran out of code.”

thesporkeffect, (edited )

If you are a classical wizard you have a limited number of spell slots that you have to prepare in the morning. When you use those up you become a highly educated regular nerd.

Warlocks get less spell diversity but much less limitations on how often they can cast spells.

name_NULL111653,

The “cannon” explanation is that it uses so much energy to channel magic that, after a few major spells, you’re entirely exhausted to the point of collapsing if you were to try to push it beyond what you’re capable of. As you learn and practice it becomes easier and you can make greater physical changes to the universe, but there’s still a limit and it’s still incredibly tiring.

HenryWong327, in Peak organization
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Assuming an average of 4 minutes per song, that is 7 years and 8 months of music. I wonder how much time the ads would add?

rabiddolphin,
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The best way to use spotify is to block the ads

HenryWong327,
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You can do that? I don’t use Spotify so I didn’t know.

crawancon, in Cock check

…hexagon?

andrew,
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Yeah you’re covered with the second one It’s a ❤️

rockSlayer, in Call me an idiot, but I would die laughing even if something like this happened to me

Just a tip, if you’re ever caught in a situation like this, don’t chase after or cling to your car, and get the fuck out of the street.

Mamertine,

Ugh, in the news here a few years ago, they showed a video of a lady jumping out of her car so she wouldn’t be in it when it slid into another car. The news anchor advised people to stay inside of your car. It’s a cage. You’re safer inside that cage than lying in the road.

RegalPotoo,
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Being in the car for a low speed collision wouldn’t be fun, but it’s better than being a bonus target in the middle of a game of car billiards

rockSlayer,

I feel like people forget that the conditions are like that for everyone and not just themselves, so they think it’s ok to mill around the scene while waiting for emergency services. It’s a terrible idea to do so, and it’s absolutely safer in the car. If for one reason or another you have to exit the vehicle, get far away from the scene; like at least across the ditch or far into someone’s lawn

Sammy, in Feel the bass
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Link? Sauce? Link tho?

0x4E4F, (edited )
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Sam, your son would like a word with you.

Buffalobuffalo,

Yeah I mean, I’m not not interested

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in Noooooo

Just an aside, it’s still impressive to me with all the technical limitations they had, they were still able to make Mario feel so damn floaty swimming through the water levels.

I think modern developers are in some ways stifled by an aimless lack of limitations.

theneverfox,
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Creative constraints is the term you’re looking for

It’s absolutely a thing - they do it for creative writing and game jams, and it’s very effective.

Programming is inherently creative, even if we don’t think of it that way. You start learning the basic use, then you get into very rudimentary designs - at that stage, you transition from problem solving to creating a design that solves a problem.

Constraints help - if you pick what we call an opinionated framework, it limits and guides you. It tells you how pieces fit together, and ideally it doesn’t limit you, but it does make some things much easier and others harder.

Nintendo had an extremely opinionated engine in that time - they were still drawing the maps out on paper in a grid, then scanning it with custom hardware.

These days, you open up godot, and you get a blank screen. You could make anything, 2d or 3d, a game or a tool, and it just gives you the tools. You could build a tile map for a 2d game, or a terrain for 3d, you can set the camera wherever you want. You can have multiple cameras, multiple maps - you can do anything

It’s overwhelming.

solidgrue, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!
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This is just shameful. You are a bad person and you should feel bad. Also, I shared this with like 10 people already.

AnonWyo,

Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.

Slovene,

She’s fantastic at another job as well. 😉

tigeruppercut,

Quantity surveying?

Slovene,

No, a blowjob. Yeah, she really knows how to work that leafblower to get the sidewalks clean.

SubArcticTundra, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
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I know they are not parasites, but what are they? Strings of dead cells? Dead optical nerve? Any biologists here?

Infinite,

If it’s a persistent pattern, it’s likely to just be variation in the density of the vitreous humor (eye jelly).

Argonite,

Not a biologist but it’s called blue light entoptic phenomenon. Pretty interesting in general.

SubArcticTundra,
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Fascinating

forks, (edited )

Wouldn’t these be floaters?

SubArcticTundra,
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Hmm it says they’re proteins… I wonder how many times magnification it has to be for it to appear the same size as a tree.

AnUnusualRelic,
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It depends on the tree, obviously.

Passerby6497,

Or how close to your eye to give the perspective of the same size?

Slovene, (edited )

“These are small … but the ones out there are far away.”

gst0ck,

I see that sometimes when I cough or sneeze too hard.

cashews_best_nut,

For anyone too lazy to look:

Some may be individual red blood cells swollen due to osmotic pressure. Others may be chains of red blood cells stuck together; diffraction patterns can be seen around these. Others may be “coagula of the proteins of the vitreous gel, to embryonic remnants, or the condensation round the walls of Cloquet’s canal” that exist in pockets of liquid within the vitreous.

~ en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entoptic_phenomenon

GrammatonCleric, in Existentialist Spagett
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Nutella ruins anything it touches, like a BP oil spill

SkyezOpen,

Controversial but I’m here for you. Too much hazelnut not enough chocolate.

afraid_of_zombies,

I put a small amount in my Saturday morning coffee, just enough to give a chocolate smell.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Venus by Tuesday
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Earth’s just gotta drink more if its stream is weak. I mean that’s what I do

Slovene,

We should also pour cranberry juice into the ocean.

LemmyKnowsBest,

OMG does our jet stream pass through a UTI too??

EastSideRock, in It’s all about changing your perspective.

It’s not a loop it’s a spiral

Sylence,
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I get this reference

crawancon, in It’s all about changing your perspective.

(laughs in Trent Reznor)

EastSideRock,

I wanna fuck you like an animal

crawancon,

sir, this is Wendy’s

6buck6satan6, in Venus by Tuesday

Too many people do not understand the difference between weather and climate.

Sagifurius, (edited )

And often, the people who laugh at “boomers” saying shit like “What global warming?” in weather events like this, don’t acknowledge or comprehend they’re doing the same damn thing, from the opposite perspective.

surewhynotlem, in Feel the bass

I laughed too loud at this and now I’m trying to not explain this to the in-laws

OpenStars,
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Hrm, maybe they would be into it, you never know…? :-P

Oh I get you - you literally don’t want to find out if they are! :-D

kamenlady,
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Picturing Archer in the bathtub with Lana’s parents.

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