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son_named_bort, in What happens now?

GabeN comes to your house and threatens to break your legs if you don’t pay.

doctorcrimson,

“This is my knife collection. This one is my favorite.”

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bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

You forgot about crowbar

abbadon420, in Fun

Is this sarcastic? Because that seems fun to me.

SquishyPandaDev, in Train your replacement on your way out.
@SquishyPandaDev@yiffit.net avatar

Factoid time: This is the idea behind AI singularity. Have AI write progressively better AI

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

We’re living in the brief time while they still need us to create them.

JoShmoe,

There’s no reason to assume they can actually make something better. They’re efficient but that’s all they’re good at.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

True, but if you had asked me a few years ago if AI would be making complex art, I would have laughed, so I’m hesitant to underestimate it.

JoShmoe,

I think that’s open to interpretation. The art craze was entirely self validated, with some heavy hitters determined to see that AI art never lives past 3. Not literally of course. Furthermore, its not yet publicly know what the training data consists of. I think it will prove AI art is merely a glorified collage machine.

Birchoff,

Yeah, like peasants

Lemmygizer,

Roko is glad you know your place.

SaltyIceteaMaker, (edited )
@SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

I often wonder wether i would support the basilisk and i always come to the conclusion that in fact i would just to not be punished

Touching_Grass,

All hail the great basilisk

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Roko can eat my entire ass

CowsLookLikeMaps, in Whoopsie daisy, one should leave it to to the professionals maybe

Better download some more

Gork,

If you wouldn’t download a car, you wouldn’t download RAM.

CatLikeLemming,
@CatLikeLemming@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Once you can do both, you can bet your ass I will :3

Viking_Hippie,

I downloaded probably a handful or two of cars for GTA IV so you BET I’m going to download ALL THE RAM!

FlyingSquid, in Analog problems require kickass solutions
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You can order an adapter for like a dollar on multiple websites. I mean yeah, there’s no Radio Shack anymore, but this seems unnecessary.

I_Miss_Daniel,

I think this is more for that time you’re at a gig and realise you’re missing the adapter.

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

Overnight? Do you deliver overminute?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That does make sense, although it would be weird to go to a gig and not have a 1/4" to RCA adapter but happen to have large-gauge copper wire.

I_Miss_Daniel,

That’s true…

Might be an electrician.

Krzd,
@Krzd@lemmy.world avatar

Much easier to procure at a random hardware store than the adapter though ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

Steve,

They just leave that shit in the walls in almost every building

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Proprietors generally don’t care for big holes in their drywall.

avidamoeba,
@avidamoeba@lemmy.ca avatar

Search for access panels such as water shutoff valves.

kattenluik,

They’re also assuming American houses because nowhere else exists.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I am? Is drywall a uniquely American thing and everywhere else has copper wires exposed? Because that’s certainly not what I observed in my travels.

kattenluik,

I’ve never seen drywall used anywhere in Europe, and of course Radio Shack and such are also only American.

FlyingSquid, (edited )
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Radio Shack doesn’t exist, so it isn’t American. And I’ve been in European houses that absolutely have gypsum on their walls, which is what drywall is made from.

Also, Radio Shack was an international company. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RadioShack#International_op… Just not in Europe.

Maybe you think only Europe matters.

kattenluik,

No, I’m just pointing out that using drywall as an argument is a bit silly and that RadioShack is a primarily American thing.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Did you see my link? It absolutely was not primarily an American thing. It just wasn’t a European thing. So it does, in fact, sound like you think only what is in Europe matters.

kattenluik, (edited )

I’ll repeat to you once again that this isn’t an argument and especially not about what matters or not, as I’ve never stated no other country matters. I’ve even lived in a country where “RadioShack” operated, but once again RadioShack as a name is American which is shown in your own link.

I haven’t called you wrong or have said that one country matters more than the other, all I’ve said is that drywall is a silly argument in a case like this especially since it didn’t have anything to do with the wall in the first place.

I do agree my first reply is a bit foul, but I’ve just been kind of sad about comments and posts that don’t specify country.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

all I’ve said is that drywall is a silly argument in a case like this especially since it didn’t have anything to do with the wall in the first place.

It’s a silly argument… Unless copper wire is behind drywall.

By the way, drywall is used in Europe, it’s just called plasterboard.

kattenluik, (edited )

I’ve never said it wasn’t used in Europe, just that I haven’t seen it. Where I’m from we quite literally just call it Gypsum, you need to read what I’m literally saying and not derive off of it.

Copper wire can be found in excess in a lot of access panels and such, like the other commenter said.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I see… so drywall is an American thing because they call it gypsum where you live and Radio Shack is an American thing because it wasn’t in Europe. You’re right, I was only talking about American things.

kattenluik,

Drywall is an American thing because it is only popular there, in other countries it is reserved for certain cheaper constructions and quite rare.

Radio Shack as the name wasn’t a thing in Europe, Tandy and others were.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Drywall is an American thing because it is only popular there, in other countries it is reserved for certain cheaper constructions and quite rare.

Is this based on “what you have seen?”

Radio Shack as the name wasn’t a thing in Europe, Tandy and others were.

Yes, we’ve already established that, according to you, “not a thing in Europe but a thing in other countries including America” makes something an “American thing.”

kattenluik,

You’re missing a few keywords I used, like “primarily”.

And no, it’s not based on what I’ve seen.

pete_the_cat,

Exactly what I just said before I saw your comment. Who carries thick copper wire with them regularly?

pete_the_cat,

… And you just happen to have a piece of like 12 or 14 AWG copper wire on hand?

clockwork_octopus,

… Do you not?

pete_the_cat,

Nah, I only carry around 6 gauge wire in my pocket.

petey,

I thought it was TIG filler wire, which is copper plated

pete_the_cat,

Which would make it even more odd for a musician to have lol

pete_the_cat,

Apparently there is at least one RadioShack open. I saw a dude post a video on YouTube about one he found in Wyoming.

Buffaloaf,

There’s one in Afton, Wy if that’s what you’re talking about. It has a giant “We Are Open!” sign that reminds me of Clerks

pete_the_cat,

Yeah I think that’s the one. The video randomly popped up in my recommendations.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please,

You don’t always have the luxury of time though. I work in entertainment, and I’ve definitely scrapped adapters together in a pinch. When you have a show starting in 15 minutes and a musician rolls up with some bespoke gear with weird connections, your only real choice is to bodge something together and make it work.

Nothing quite like seeing five adapters chained together, to go from stereo RCA to TRS 1/8” to TRS 1/4” to dual TS 1/4”, to XLR… All because you didn’t have a direct box that went straight from RCA to XLR, because another musician walked off with it after their show wrapped up at 2AM last night.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

because another musician walked off with it after their show wrapped up at 2AM last night.

Rude.

doublejay1999, in We need to stop attempts to normalize grind/hustle lifestyle
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

You know they are plotting a honey heist, right ?

RustyShackleford,

Assuredly, it will be real sticky situation.

linuxdweeb,

That explains the fur suits

DahGangalang,

Let’s not lose sight of the important part:

That they’re plotting it together

AtmaJnana,

Conspiring, even.

We need a remake of reservoir dogs, but with Winnie and friends.

InternetCitizen2,

I know Margot Robbie is on Lemmy, but when did Vin Diese join?

DahGangalang,

mUh FaMiLy!!1!

kogasa, in Back in my day
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

I once had the flu so badly I couldn’t get out of bed or yell for help. My parents put on “Flushed Away” (movie about some fuckin rats) on dvd and it looped at least 4 times before anyone came back to turn it off. One of my core traumas

thorbot,

I lucked out because I was left with a movie like this but VHS tapes have to be rewound once they are over and we didn’t have any of those fancy fucking auto rewinders, that was rich folk stuff

Aleric,

I had the same issue with Barney. I got the chicken pox at 16. The older you are, the sicker chicken pox tends to make you. I was super sick, to where I was hallucinating at one point.

A couple of days in, I probably should have been at the hospital, so of course my mom was leaving me at home by myself to go to work. She turned the TV on and just left without checking the channel. It was PBS and some sort of Barney programming block was on. Hours of Barney. Hours. The TV’s remote was long broken and I was too sick to walk, so I just watched that singing, dancing purple fuck.

On the bright side, I can do a great Barney impression. I sometimes do it randomly when I tell my wife I love her.

Roflmasterbigpimp,
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

When you stare long enough into the Barney, the Barney stares back at you. And then you become one with the Barney.

son_named_bort,

Considering that the Barney song was used as an “enhanced interrogation technique” at Guantanamo, I’m surprised you didn’t go totally insane.

originalucifer, in Back in my day
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

i suspect its been replaced with stumbling upon tentacle porn or 'whats this goatse' when youre 10.

Sheeple, (edited )
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Stumbled upon Spyro porn when I was 11.

Now I’m 25 and a massive furry degenerate.

Good riddance. Children should not be on the internet unsupervised

FlyingSquid,
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outer_spec,
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I used to be a big fan of Eevee and the eeveeloutions so I looked them up on DeviantArt and saw fetish art of a Flareon getting its toes tickled by a torture device. I didn’t know what fetishes were at the time and assumed it was a silly joke about how painful it is to get tickled. (I was very ticklish as a child.)

samus12345,
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FQQD, in The truth some of y'all need to hear

just eat it honestly

Lemmygizer,

That proposal sounds pretty modest, IMO.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Mmmm… Baby back ribs. 🤤

marito,

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back.

Aggravationstation,

Chilliiiiiiii’s…

Fal, in They forgot the LGBTQ...
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

Immigrants. I always knew it was them. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them

metaStatic,

I'd like to buy your rock

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

I read “cock” 💀

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

Settle down, chairman moe! But, just to nitpick, what he says sounds a lot more like "immigants" to me. Which when I originally saw the scene, was the icing on the cake.

Fuck_u_spez_, in Future You

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can’t free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you’ve broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

cows_are_underrated,

This reminds me of the “Durchfall Mann” Cartoon. Watch at your own risk: youtu.be/ql53nYa6Tlc?si=tM9VLNdbxDr6dC0h

skulblaka,
@skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

This has a very similar energy to the cuil decay copypasta

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Stop reading my diary

eager_eagle,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

sounds fake. No way Facebook still has 5M active users.

FreshLight, in moist

I would go for lubed humor

Norgur,

That'd be humor that's artificially enhanced to look like wet humor.

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

spit on it

PatFussy,
random_character_a, in Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true...
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

They say Russia is nice these days

jaybone,

At that point what does he have to offer them?

sukhmel,

He can offer them to run an insurrection in the US if paid enough. >!Then proceed to do nothing and disappear when someone actually asks for results!<

jaybone,

In Soviet Russia, they disappear you.

sukhmel,

Luckily Soviet Russia is gone (for now 🤔) and they seem to let go more easily if you don’t commit some really atrocious crime like spreading stickers in the shop, posting online, or standing on the streets with a Constitution quotes. If you took some millions and ran away, just be diligent and spare some of the money and they couldn’t care less.

This may not reflect the real state of affairs but is a good approximation

jaybone,

“In Soviet Russia…” is a meme based on a quote from the TV show The Simpson’s.

Though Putin’s Russia is not really so different.

sukhmel,

Yeah, I know just wanted to be a bit of bummer. TBF Soviet Russia seem to be good for memes or sci-fi but not much else, anyway. Appreciate you being helpful and explaining, though.

random_character_a, (edited )
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

I’m quite sure he has already offered, but in Helsinki their private meeting was kept off the books, so we’ll never know.

uis, (edited )
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Major breakthrough every week. Usually water pipes, but sometimes dams and sewers.

redballooon,

Do they have a foreigner ms armee? They should enlist him immediately.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

No, only citizens. Male or doctors.

FlyingSquid, in I can still hear every sound including the error at the end...
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

ALL I WANT TO DO IS LOOK AT PORN YOU STUPID FUCKING COMPUTER!

ImplyingImplications,

Back in my day, porn was found in a magazine someone ditched along a forest path and that’s how we liked it!

thorbot,

this is my porn origin story, found a crusty old magazine in a sandrock lean-to that was clearly a person’s hidey hole. we buried it in shame after it seared into our memories

RavenFellBlade,
@RavenFellBlade@startrek.website avatar

How common was this? That was precisely how I discovered porn. Found a Hustler magazine on a trail I used as a shortcut between housing developments on my paper route when I was 11. Then found a whole stash of them in another part of the woods near a tree fort I built with some friends.

NaoPb,

Haha, exactly! And with plenty of pubic hair so you’d still have to use your imagination.

ramble81,

I remember you had to pick and choose what images you wanted because of how long it took to download. Thumbnails were critical and nothing more of a cock block then the image getting corrupted part way through.

balderdash9, in Black Friday
FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

When I lived in L.A., weed was legal but only for medical and I didn’t have a card. I also wasn’t all that experienced with the strength of cannabis in California compared to Indiana where I grew up. So I was going to fly back home for a visit and my friend offered to give me an edible for the trip. I asked him to get me the strongest one because I thought, “what the hell.”

All I could say to my wife once I ate it was, “I’m so high.” And then I was on my own because I was flying by myself.

Flying by yourself next to a stranger for six hours crammed into a little airplane seat high off your ass is a very bad idea and I do not recommend it.

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