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not_that_guy05, in subs > dubs

You gotta find the right eye height.

db2, in Have you tried sunning you perineum?

Fizzgig!

Vaginal_blood_fart,

AAAAAAAGAAGAGAGAGGAGAGGGGHHHHH

Overzeetop, in Have you tried sunning you perineum?

Don’t you be doing Jen and Kira dirty like that.

Vaginal_blood_fart,

All praise fizzgig

AltheaHunter, in What's the best answer?

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ummthatguy, in What's the best answer?
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42

PrimeErective, in Really any holiday

Joanna!

WhiteRaven22, in Yum!
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Joke’s on you. I have Firefox set up to delete all cookies upon exiting, so what few I do accept don’t get to stick around for long…

rostby, in It's not door number 2?

It’s been worse places

betahack, in Uranus is so big!!

Jesus christ…do they not teach you anything in school anymore??

astronomers changed the name of Uranus to end that stupid joke.

Daxtron2,

It’s true, they changed it to urectum

betahack,

🤣

this guy gets it

Daxtron2,

Wheres my Futurama sleeper gang at

Kase,

For real? What’d they change it to?

Mr_Fish,

Did they change it to George? Please tell me it’s called George now.

Jubei_K_08, in Bad day

You know when you reprimand your dog and they tuck their ass in? Voilà 🫴

FlyingSquid, in Made with ~nyquil~ Love
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Making people vomit first thing when they wake up on Thanksgiving morning is either very kind or very mean of you and I’m not sure which.

naught,

Permanent liver damage 😍

Potatos_are_not_friends, (edited )

It’s only liver damage if you over-indulge.

terminhell,

Ya, but on the one holiday where we throw that the f out lol

MissJinx, (edited ) in It's not door number 2?
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tbf it could have some egg in it

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Fictional characters get a lot of leeway
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Excuse me I’m eccentric not insane

FlyingSquid, in Tradition
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Nonsense. Weed is legal in so many states now.

FordBeeblebrox,

¿Porque no los dos?

kablammy, in A genre of Country Music...

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah

mathterdark,

I’m a joker, i’m a smoker, i’m a midnight toker

slurpeesoforion,

Some call me an emerald mine, slaver puuutz

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
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“Someone say that Hitler was right, I’ll like your pooost!”

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