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ARk, (edited ) in It makes you wonder...

what does that mean when the eyes(?) go greater than

Melt,

It’s the eyes popping forward

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I always thought it was the “shifty eyes” look.

ARk,

is that a nose?

hikikoma,

zoomie pls…

KingJalopy, in I will not elaborate
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Elaborate?

PP_BOY_,
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I will not

deegeese,

Profane vs un-Propane

Ferris,

feel good inc vs propane tank

FreshLight,

Well, I expected exactly that.

KingJalopy,
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Well you keep your secrets then

Afghaniscran,

Fire and ice

Closed and open

Pressurised gas cylinder and unpressurised gas cylinder?

LPG and un-LPG?

Cool and uncool is my best guess.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?
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DontTellMeWhatToDoPorn

0x4E4F, in Like it or not, I won

Well, that’s not nice… my mom would never fuck a turkey… not on thanksgiving anyaway.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I personally know at least twenty turkeys that would disagree with that comment.

0x4E4F,

That many, huh… maybe we should have eaten them instead of letting them go.

modifier,

Maybe if the turkey were sick

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

If they weren’t before they were afterwards.

Some say it’s turkey STIs.

Xeknos,
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Allegedly

rostby,

Was it alive?

0x4E4F,

IDK, I was in the other room with my sister.

rostby,

What did it sound like?

0x4E4F,

What, me and my sister doing the dirty?

rostby,

No the fucking of the turkey I know what fucking a sister sound like

0x4E4F,

It was oiled up, so not much sound comming from there, except the occasional “shlup, shlup”… my mom was kinda weird though, she kept moaning our dog’s name for some reason 🤔.

nueonetwo, in They knew all the wicked hits

I’m pretty sure the band had an actual name, I’ve suppressed the hundreds of hours of bullshit skits and bad cover songs I had to listen to when I worked there so I can’t remember what they were called but I remember all their names .

Left to right: Charles, Helen, Munch, Jasper, Pasquale.

Tier1BuildABear,
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Only his true friends call him Chuck

BirdyBoogleBop,

They probably got to see Chuck backstage. I bet Chuck was an insufferable rockstar.

ook_the_librarian,
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It’s Charles Entertainment Cheese to the rest.

OZFive, in Really any holiday

Just made some and the joke runs through my head (going to get it very wrong I am afraid)…

Host: Welcome to my party! Can I interest you in a half dozen hard boiled eggs?

Guest: uhhhhhh, no thanks?

Host: What if I cut them in half, add in some mayo and some other stuff?

Guest: (busily stuffing face) Got any more?

3ntranced,

Close lol, the original joke the host is like “and that’ll be $18”

Carlo,

I’d really prefer the plain hard boiled eggs, maybe with a bit of salt. Nothing against the devil, per se, but their eggs are gross imo.

MycoBro, in Bad day

Poor baby. Those are booty pants too. They are supposed to hug your butt and make it look big. My wife and I saw a lady getting on a plane with them on. We pointed and giggled while she secretly ordered a pair.

baggins, in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

NopePorn

SCB, in It's hard to believe

Ah this meme makes me nostalgic for back before everyone else got on the internet.

Red circle map, you were joy back in the day

ininewcrow, in Uranus is so big!!
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What else can you fit in Uranus?

fluxion,

Massive amounts of gas

ininewcrow,
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phttt … give me a good milkshake (I’m lactose intolerant) and I can do that too

KingThrillgore, (edited )
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I’ll tell you what not to put in there: Christmas decorations. They break easy and it can cause a mess. Don’t want to pollute all of Uranus’ non-solid core with glass shards.

See it even sounds sexual when I clearly make it about the planet

ShitOnABrick, in A good boy with good grades.
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Uh oh

capt_wolf, (edited ) in Really any holiday
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At this point, my mother in law just makes me a separate decoy batch…

3ntranced,

Whew, thought I was the only one with a personal deviled eggs batch.

QuinceDaPence, (edited ) in A good boy with good grades.

Wait 'till they meet Charlie B

Cylusthevirus, in moist
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There's this one webcomic called Oglaf...

DoucheBagMcSwag, in A good boy with good grades.

Good boah

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