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AgentGrimstone, in Bad day

Folded blanket

Imgonnatrythis, in Have you tried sunning you perineum?

Would honestly love to sun my perineum. I don’t see how that wouldn’t feel pretty damn good. Not Exactly easy to find a venue to do that though.

SpaceNoodle,

Outside is everywhere

bingbong,

Playground

ThatFembyWho,

It does, I used to do that sometimes by finding a window where the sun was shining direct, and just stretching out there in the nude. My current apartment doesn’t get direct sun like that.

andrew, in nuclear chicken
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

MS Paint Chicken

TheBlue22, in imdoingmypart.jpg

Thank you for your hard work sir, here, have a premium letter:

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HikingVet, in A magical place indeed

The only fucking that is going to happen in that so called bed, is your back being fucked from where the air mattress folds over those boards

1995ToyotaCorolla,
@1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world avatar

Having slept on an air mattress for the first year or two of my adult life, I can confirm that it definitely does fuck up your back

ElBarto, in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah and the keep fucking up my porn searches.

ElBarto, in What's the best answer?
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bottom draw , back left, just behind the jar of teeth.

ummthatguy, in nuclear chicken
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

All that banned Red had to go somewhere, right?

figaro, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

Wow

June, in Bad day

Seriously thought it was the side of a knee.

Sanctus, in nuclear chicken
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Is this the call of the void, but for eating food?

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, in Come ride me.

Is that a horse with a degree in dentistry or a person that does dental work on horses?

Mr_Fish,

Yes. A horse with a degree in dentistry, specializing in working work horses.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

Ah, just like when Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

bane_killgrind,

Pikachu providing cunnilingus to Kirby is a pretty great profile picture

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

I always assumed Kirby did all the blowing so I’m as shocked as he is.

Sabre363, in What's the best answer?

Wtf was that guy’s name? Shit, he’s asking a question, say something so he thinks you’re paying attention

“Damn, that’s sooo crazy!”

Crap, he’s staring. Did I say the wrong thing? Fuck, say something else

“Sixty nine”

rdri, (edited ) in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

More problem, REINCARNATION

brown567, in What's the best answer?

Mind goblin deez nuts

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