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badbytes, in Kind of like a politician?

Kinda like CEO’s

ghostdoggtv, in Only $79.99

But that’s where my tadpole goes

Nima,
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it’s giving ghaik.

Jeanschyso, in My whole night is booked now

Literally me when Josh Strife Hayes posted the AdventureQuest video

JPSound,

Worst MMO Ever is incredible. The time and attention he spends deep diving into truly terrible MMOs is an artistic labor of love. I could never do it but I sure enjoy watching him do it for me.

ICastFist,
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The way he completely bashed Alchemia Story in his last video makes me think that he found the bottom of the barrel. That, or he’s getting so frustrated that he won’t even try to look for silver linings anymore.

Blahaj_Blast, in Underappreciated humour
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disheveledWallaby, in When Horses replace electric is the circle complete?

If I had enough property and could afford a great life for a few horse’s I would absolutely use them as my daily transportation/friend. Love to have a donkey and a couple of pack goats too.

Kalkaline,
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I always have to watch a ton of goat videos to remember that they are jerks and that I don’t need one.

disheveledWallaby,

Yes they are. They are also great pack animals that are sure footed on steep rocky terrain. They can be cute and fun to be around too. Kind of a mischievous nature to them. The ones I’ve been around settled down after they age a bit.

Horses, donkeys can also be jerks. A horse I rode growing up Beggar, he loved all the attention, oats and brushing he could get. Saddled and bridled though he couldn’t wait to get me off him. Used to bite my shin when he had enough. I’d almost always acquiesced. I think he knew that I would walk him back by the creek so he could get some fresh water or greens before walking him back to be unsaddled and brushed. He was a good old boy. To old to want some punk kid telling him where to go and how fast.

Unaware7013, in Underappreciated humour

Billiam has been my favorite for years. My buddy will was always annoyed

TheOakTree,

Bobert, eventually known as Boberto, really didn’t really appreciate that the names stuck

peopleproblems,

I know a Billy Bob (he does not appreciate using those names instead of William Robert) but I need to take it to the next level now.

Billiiam Boberto

TheOakTree,

Billiam Boberto is a glorious name, I don’t see why anyone would object to that.

InternetCitizen2,

Billiam Gates?

cam_i_am,

I had an aunt and uncle named Hillary and William.

Usually known as Hil and Bill.

Occasionally known as Hillary and Billary 😄

hakunawazo,

Hillbilly?

Hereforpron2, in Underappreciated humour

What is Barold?

throwaway2567,

Barry lengthened into Harold?

fakeman_pretendname,

For when someone’s not quite a Barrington.

Also works for Gary/Garold/Garrington.

CodexArcanum,

It’s a shortened form from an old medieval profession: the Baroldry master.

gamermanh,
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Barry

Hereforpron2,

Ahh thank you

FirstPitchStrike, in Underappreciated humour

My sister calls my dog Bessie and I'm like, bitch she ain't a cow. If you need more name than Bess her full name is Bessica.

wrath_of_grunge,
@wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social avatar

really missed an opportunity for Bessaphine.

TheOakTree,

Bessebel

Klear,

Bessther

Slovene,

Bessty. Or Besstiality.

Gork, in Kind of like a politician?

Begun, the War on Christmas has.

Thormjolnir, in Kind of like a politician?

More like god if you ask me

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe,
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

Santa certainly taught me a thing about God.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They have similar levels of existence.

blahsay, in It causes vaccines

I love that people in India started attacking telephone towers thinking 5G was spreading all the covid. They didn’t have 5G.

surewhynotlem,

Not sure if you meant India or Indiana. I’d believe either.

IndiBrony, in Kind of like a politician?
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This is yet another example of classism. Santa is not of the upper or ruling class.

First off, Santa doesn’t simply work one day per year. His workload is on similar levels to God. He must be omnipotent 365 days per year to ensure his nice and naughty list is flawless. Just because people only see him work one day per year doesn’t mean that’s all he’s doing. Think of all the work you have to do in your daily job that the average Joe doesn’t see. Same thing here.

He’s on the clock 365 days a year, 24 hours a day, and around Christmas time he’s got to be available at thousands of different grottos simultaneously to ask kids what they want for Christmas. That’s no mean feat! That in itself should show that Santa doesn’t simply work one day per year!

The ruling class have you wrapped around their little finger if they have you believing that Santa is a lazy fucker! He puts the rest of us to shame! You! With your measly little 8 hour working day, 5 days per week. Pah!

Don’t let them bring us down to fight amongst ourselves, it’s the ruling class who need to be abolished, not Santa!

FlyingSquid,
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And yet he’s still judging you. All the time.

TimewornTraveler,

His workload is on similar levels to God.

Doesn’t that mean the workload is infinitesimally small? Since the god of Abe is allegedly omniscient, omnipotent, and infinite then any job will be a breeze

fatboy93,

Not to mention poor guy has to fight inflation as well, so will have to get gifts from Temu, and be spammed wily-nily all through the remainder of his life.

jmcs,

It’s well documented that Santa exploits a veritable army of slave scouts to keep the list, and then he uses a gazillion slaves to manufacture the toys in the mother of all sweatshops. Dude just waves out of the carriage like a British monarch.

mtchristo, in It's hard to believe

NZ: am I a joke to you?

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hey, at least you made it on the map.

flambonkscious,

Aw come on, bro…

Be nice!

Amazinghorse,

I do believe there is a sub on that other site called Maps without New Zealand…

Pissnpink,

On the map only to be excluded from the circle

Pregnenolone,

Yes

Caesium,

it still makes the statement correct

uis, (edited ) in It's hard to believe
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More Gentoo live outside red circle than inside of it.

c0mbatbag3l, in My whole night is booked now
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Hhbomberguy has a new vid?

Magnetar,

His video about a one second audio clip is genuinely fascinating.

c0mbatbag3l,
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It was hilarious to see the guy that ran the company trying to claim he was involved in making the Oof sound, struggling to identify any nonlinear video/audio software terms to explain how much work it took to make what most amateur YouTubers could do in an afternoon and then claim it’s THE REASON Roblox succeeded lol

What a fucking joke.

Cowbee,

Another New Vegas video would be Hella nice

MashedTech, (edited )

And it’s the shit every time

sexy_peach, (edited )

he doesn’t :(

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