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AlligatorBlizzard, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

Is there an infowarrior rides community on Lemmy yet?

tfw_no_toiletpaper, in Underappreciated humour

I love his videos, once watched like half of them in a day

rockerface, in Underappreciated humour

My favourite gotta be Jimothy

superduperenigma,

Jimothy Jonathan and his freaky fast delivery

Kerrigor,
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I prefer Bimothy. Bim for short.

not_woody_shaw,

Bim comes. Ben comes. Bim brings Ben broom. Ben brings Bim broom.

redeco,

Jimothy, Jimberly, and Dillup are some of my go-to's

TheSanSabaSongbird,

Also Jonald or Dougery.

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown,

I like Tederick, and Billomena

PochoHipster,

Timberly

Zoidsberg,
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I call a manager at work “Jimothy.” He does not find it amusing.

numlok,

We’ve named the two squirrels in our backyard Jimothy and Jeromathy.

TheSanSabaSongbird,

I know a pair of brothers named James and Timothy and Jimothy is of course their collective name. Always has been. How could it not be?Also Jimmy and Timmy.

AeroLemming,

Raaaaaaames Jaaaaaaaaynor

“Friends let friends kill civilians.”

blackouttripleseven, in Burning the calories
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smh my head

ivanafterall, (edited ) in Kind of like a politician?
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"Someone's been naughty this year!" -The Depraved Voyeur

dab, in It's hard to believe
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I wonder how many people live outside the red circle and have to commute to work within it.

LillyPip, in My whole night is booked now

A four hour stream of someone fixing a device I don’t own and likely never will – gimme. So satisfying, though I have no use whatever for this knowledge.

Kolanaki, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...
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Covet 19. Dream of being under 20 once again!

smuuthbrane, in It's hard to believe
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How tall is the red wall? If it’s only at sea level than this is entirely false, most people’s would be above it.

rasensprenger,

It just goes up all the way

smuuthbrane,
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So satellites, the moon, the planets all crash into it? Nice try.

Poggervania, in It's hard to believe
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Fun fact: every 1 in 2 people make up 50% of the world population.

GrammatonCleric, in It's hard to believe
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That’s not a circle

Mango,

Yeah, we don’t even have a name for whateverthefuck shape India is!

ivanafterall,
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Something something map projections.

Wogi,

This is a common misconception, this circle is actually a straight line around the globe and the “inside” includes Antarctica and new Zealand. And because there’s a race of fully sentient crab people living under the kiwis and totaling 800 billion in number, the map is correct.

Weird that they vote though

HappycamperNZ,

Those crabs fought hard for their freedom to vote. We killed soo many of them through our backwards beliefs that now the war is over we are one of the biggest butter exporters in the world. We can only hope we have learned more than just how to use a skillet.

Wogi,

Dude they waddle sideways in to the voting booth and unanimously vote for can of creamed crab for overlord of New Zealand. If that was a real position or person y’all would be driving sideways to work

HappycamperNZ,

Well Americans waddled sideways in and voted for a can of Fanta… at least creamed crab doesn’t start civil unrest.

Actually… it might. Scratch that

Wogi,

Hey less than half of us voted for Fanta. He just won because coke managed to take over most of the end cap displays.

lemmylemmy,

Thats because the world is flat

GrammatonCleric,
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Ah yes, “Mercator Earth Theory” 😂

pooberbee, in It's hard to believe

This is false. The red circle is too small to fit more than maybe a couple fetuses, depending on your screen size.

Klear, in Success is built through GAMBA
Siethron, in ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

How does this go on for 60 chapters? Does it evolve into an intense legal battle and we see aspects of discovery, jury picking, and statements? With Ace Attorney-like OBJECTIONs?

yamapikariya,
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It is a very slow fall (I dunno didn’t read it)

Toes, in It's hard to believe

Are kiwis really people let’s be honest

Darkenfolk,

Well no, they are a fruit.

ivanafterall,
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Those "fruits" you've been eating were birds. :(

Pissnpink, (edited )

No they’re the birds eggs. Little known fact.

lustyargonian,

They can’t fly so they don’t count. Sorry I don’t make the rules

Rakonat,

Mmmm, penguin.

hakunawazo,
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