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Mcballs1234, in How was your day?
@Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml avatar

How many ciggies he got in their

rockSlayer,

By the looks of it, not enough

Spendrill, (edited )

Oh thank heavens, he’s smoking. I thought dude was sniffing his fingers.

flambonkscious,

You sound fun!

Pregnenolone, in Underappreciated humour

It’s very appreciated. I’d say too appreciated.

Wilzax, (edited ) in "Halp, could I be-"

Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?

Mr_Fish, in "Halp, could I be-"

38 + 2 weeks PREGANANANT?

GrammatonCleric, in "Halp, could I be-"
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CAN U GET PRRREGANTE

TimewornTraveler, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

“hmpf I prefer my psychosis with proper punctuation”

balderdash9, in This little piggy says you stay out of jail...

It has begun.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Life imitates AI art? 😂

jws_shadotak, in "Halp, could I be-"

am i gregnant?

saltnotsugar, in "Halp, could I be-"

Are you prègante?

BarrelAgedBoredom, in Underappreciated humour

Bike is short for bichael

yamapikariya, in number 6 will shock you
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Yeah Jesus really took it a bit too far. The few healings here and there were a bit funny I guess but when he started raising the dead that’s just disrespectful.

ReplicantBatty, in Underappreciated humour

My favorite was Cardi B being short for Cardigan Backyardigan

redeco,

T Pain being short for Tylenol Painrelief got me pretty good

rockerface,

That one sounds like a Harry Potter spell

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

You mean Harryington Potterson?

YoFrodo,

Huh, i always thought it was short for Cardiovascular Bronchitis

captain_aggravated,
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Reminds me of that copypasta about Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.

pwalshj, in This little piggy says you stay out of jail...

I’m interested in these fingers and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

thorbot,

Here’s my OnlyFingers, subscriptions are a whole digit cheaper this week

balderdash9, in How was your day?

mood

IanSomnia, (edited ) in Underappreciated humour

Damien Haas? Is that you?

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