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Zuberi, in so real
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Mr beast going mask off to torture some poors for pennies compared to how much he makes on the video

Every single video gives me Squidgame vibes

thesporkeffect,

His PR is finally starting to crack

raynethackery, in Chicken soup

Devil Dog.

snek, in Chicken soup
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Labneh

MightyGalhupo, in Community note pointing out fake news once again 🫡

Is he really dead?

Zuberi, in meme019.jpg
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https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/fbf2752b-8a42-4660-bdf0-36b00d8dfce1.jpeg

Jakdracula, in Smokin' hot
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Can’t get lung cancer if you don’t have lungs!

gravitas_deficiency, in They're all dicks if you ask me

Califournia would be a HUGE tax base, and probably somewhat annoying, but Fourida would probably end up starting the next few world wars, and at least one of them would be over bath salts.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Bath salts are old hat. We’re stuffed to the gills with fent and meth like everyone else now

FlyingSquid, in So versatile and convenient
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They say that, but can you use it to cure lupus?

Imgonnatrythis,

Not sure, but if you spread it in a circle around you the gluten intolerant will not come near you.

FlyingSquid,
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My wife’s best friend is gluten intolerant.

I appreciate the handy tip.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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I bet you could trap her in a summoning circle like a demon and make her grant you wishes or something. Like, I dunno, paint my chicken coop and I’ll let you out of the gluten.

MacNCheezus,
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False advertising strikes again…

MTK,

You can use the flour to strike again!

MacNCheezus,
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The all-purpose flour strikes back

Philharmonic3, in Word

Use a table.

Rhynoplaz,

If it doesn’t work on my desk I don’t see how moving to the table will help.

getoffthedrugsdude, in Remember to flash your license

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/f4f227df-c9e7-47dd-b89f-4d463ec19fd8.jpeg

cheeseandkrakens, in Chicken soup

Stroopwaffel!

candyman337, in So versatile and convenient

Wait what’s that guy on the left doing lmao

Cold_Brew_Enema,

All Pumping Flour

OpenStars,
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I… don’t think we really want to know?

Possibly similar to the guy on the far right.

Dasnap,
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Floueshlight.

Imgonnatrythis,

What don’t your understand about ALL PURPOSE?

PP_BOY_, in Remember to flash your license
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You ever heard of the cat alien scully

OpenStars, in So versatile and convenient
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You can use it as toilet paper.

Mind you, it’s not very effective.

photonic_sorcerer,
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Instructions unclear, now I have an even whiter ass. Also something doesn’t feel right.

OpenStars,
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Throw in the washer, tumble dry low.

OpenStars,
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Don’t forget, you can always go to the booty store. To confirm: NSFW.

lemmy_see_your, in Chicken soup

Meatball

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