I’m picturing a Halloween setup lacking any apparent decorations; a plain yard, nondescript tree, holiday agnostic yard decorations, and a peculiar patternless spotlight shining from behind the rock garden that you have to turn away from to avoid being blinded. Trick or treaters trot their way up the steps and instinctively shield their eyes from the luminous assault to continue the holiday ritual and claim their saccharine bounty. Bags slightly fuller, they turn around to notice the tree shielding them from the light, revealing the rock garden to be a lustrous hellscape of crimson, bones, and grinning mouths. Unimpressed, they continue trick or treating.
I get it, reduced, reuse, buy used. But this is clearly Papa John’s; it’s made for landfill pizza. Repackaging and rebranding like this doesn’t fix a broken product. Shame on GameStop for trying to exploit people struggling to get by with empty promise pizza.
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