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Sorgan71, in A good deal of IT work, too

teachers dont say that

CurlyMoustache,
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“When will you ever walk around with a calculator in your pockets!?”

Kolanaki,
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My teacher dead ass said that to me when I was 9 and had a Casio wrist watch with a calculator on it.

Honytawk, (edited )

Oh damn, my man got style.

CurlyMoustache,
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As a millenial, this is the most zoomer sentence I’ve ever read

Kolanaki,
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On God Fr fr?

CurlyMoustache,
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No cap

ILikeBoobies,

I like your funny words magic man

AnxiousOtter, (edited )

Watches with calculator functionality have existed since 1970 so… Nothing millennial or zoomer about it. It’s firmly in boomer territory.

CurlyMoustache,
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Ngl fr fr

FleetingTit,
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Yeah, i remember that. But tbh, the stock calculator apps on most phones suck ass.

mo_lave, in Big brain energy

muda muda muda

Igloojoe, (edited ) in Expecting a new baby?

Then call the kid an idiot for thinking he’s an alien. Ultimate gaslighting!

nnullzz, in Who here wants radiation?

Watched this a couple months ago. Highly recommend if you’re interested in the history.

youtu.be/FfDa8tR25dk?si=R4xyb8Nqjgl3AThU

skeeter_dave, in Farside

Good thing that’s a goose or else I’d be terrified.

ReplicantBatty, in X marks the spot

Yeah, that’s about the right energy. See also: that weird dude who wears a fedora and a duster who’s way too obsessed with katanas.

Uglyhead,
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Mallninja Musk

gusVLZ, in X marks the spot

A circle with a dot

GrammatonCleric,
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Now I got my cooties shot 💉

Fades, in Expecting a new baby?

Is a 10 yo really gonna take that as evidence he’s fuckin Clark Kent?

FlyingSquid,
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This is a very serious shitpost and you are asking the right questions.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Tell them they’re adopted first

Fades, in The fucking Turkey wouldn't stop running away Tone.

No ear pro, yikes

Poggervania, (edited ) in X marks the spot
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Next thing you know, Elongated Muskrat will change its profile pic to wearing a fedora, trenchcoat, fingerless gloves, and a katana - everything all black, of course. Then they’ll play some shit like Bury the Light on their next Xitter post saying some real “psshh…. nuthin personnel, kidd…” kind of stuff.

HikingVet,

You’re saying that like there isn’t already a picture like that.

Poggervania,
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Wait, are you saying there is? Of Elongated Muskrat??

Bruh I need to see this shit lmao

beckerist,
Poggervania,
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Holy fuck, you have made my sides go into orbit

Thank you for this gift

HikingVet,

Just came across this as well. I swear this man is a cliché.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/ead768a0-e6c6-411c-8977-d9f459b5aee0.jpeg

sour, in OK, so it wasn't Windows 10, but...
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fluxion, in Slow dripping my meme stash

That is the correct answer

ExLisper, in TEMET NOSCE

I think he would be more surprised by the fact that Trump was president of the united states. Of course first you would have to explain to him what ‘President’ is. And who’s Trump. And what reality TV is. And TV. And where’s America.

Taniwha420,

I think he’d be more likely to say, “See! This is why democracy is a shitty idea. Think about how stupid the average person is. Now think that half of them are stupider than that. And you want to let them vote?” ‘The Republic’, Plato

jaybone,

Would be funny if after you explained all this, he sided with Trump somehow. Might be an interesting premise for a novel.

Aqarius,

Well, he did think democracy is wrong…

GrayBackgroundMusic, in Lego bridge

This isn’t a shit post, it’s awesome!

A_Toasty_Strudel,
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Right!? If only my city would do stuff like this.

EmergMemeHologram, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

Fire.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road… no, that’s too formal. Fire! fire! help me!.

123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you.

Yours truly,

Maurice Moss.

noseatbelt,

I’m late for golf!

TheOneWithTheHair,
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ChillPill,
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We came to tell you that the computer is now voice activated.

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