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unexposedhazard, in You may want to sit down

This also looks like an adults arm, making this parent even more stupid.

kerrigan778,

A clue is that it’s covered in tattoos, yes

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

There is also an aggressive bicep. If it’s the US, there are a few states where tattoos are allowed with parental consent.

kerrigan778,

Did you feel a lot of parental consent vibe from the OP?

INHALE_VEGETABLES,

Here in Australia you can become a ward of the state from the age of 5 and through a series of outdated legal loop holes, the government has to fund you bicep surgery regardless of the gender. The best translation I have is “your right to bear biceps” I think the case cited is usually roo v. wallaby and there is often conflict and debate that the aggressiveness of the bicep must be present. It’s vague as all hell, but anyway.

Tldr: OP maybe a 6yo sheila.

Lev_Astov,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

Also a clue that the post is totally made up.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

it could be a picture of someone with the same tattoo they found on the internet

but yeah generally when someone is able to get a tattoo without their parents consent they’re probably over 18

balderdash9, in How do people understand each other?
Viking_Hippie,
bdonvr,

gásp

Son_of_dad, in THE DAY HATH COME

Tbf according to Christians, Dhamer is in heaven. Cause you can just say “sorry Jesus!” And all your murder and cannibalism is forgiven.

Also according to Christians, Dhamer is in heaven and his victims are in hell for being gay, ain’t that some shit?

Outtatime,
@Outtatime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Huh??

jubilationtcornpone,

There is way more nuance to and lack of agreement on these topics than is presented here. Do I think God could forgive Jeffrey Dhamer? Absolutely. Do people go to “hell” for being gay? Absolutely not. First, because hell (as in the place of eternal torment) doesn’t exist. Second, being gay isnt a sin.

And yes, I know there’s an army of other Christians out there who are are foaming at the mouth in disagreement.

Source: am Christian.

SuckMyWang,

You’re not a real Christian /s

GlitchyDigiBun,
@GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’ve had the notion of producing some SDXL images of jesus doing hateful things that Christians do, like holding up a “god hates f*gs” sign or roaring and frothing at a trump rally. Make them see what “Christ through them” looks like. Put it on billboards and shit.

SuckMyWang, (edited )

Good idea. It is odd how the old and New Testament seem to be at odds with each other in so many ways yet “Christians” who supposedly follow Christ seem to think “god” or the Old Testament biblical version of him, outweighs christs teachings of god, whenever they feel like being justified in their hatred. They’re closer to Muslim than Christian in their closeness of actions to teachings.

jubilationtcornpone,

To a sizeable number of “Christians”, Jesus is more of an abstract concept than an actual being. Believing he existed is more important than listening to or living out what he had to say. I mean, I’ve actually quoted passages from the bible to people when they try to rug sweep Trumps many moral bankruptcies or start shitting all over poor people or immigrants. And what do they do? They look down at their feet for a few seconds with a sort of guilty expression on their face. Then, they just kind of shake it off and launch right back into whatever bullshit they were spouting before.

If any of those people ever bothered to crack a bible, they would find a fair chunk of it is spent vehemently railing against the things they are pushing for.

GlitchyDigiBun,
@GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s ome thing to abstract it and another entirely to be staring at a billboard where your god is shown to be as vile and hate-fuelled as you are. Make them get angry about it, and point out at every enfuriated comment that they’re only proving the point.

Son_of_dad,

I mean it’s all made up, we may as well be arguing about valhalla

DJDarren,

Gays are welcome in Valhalla, just so long as they fought valiantly to the death like their hetero brethren.

sagrotan, in It's not door number 2?
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

*butt

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

KoRn

FlyingSquid, in Yeah, tell me more about these both scenarios
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snor10,

Is that Reginald?

BaroqueInMind, in It's too late
@BaroqueInMind@kbin.social avatar

Is there a distressing memes community here yet?

RobMyBot,

There ought to be, if not.

Bak,

Let’s do it

Cicraft, (edited )

I’ll queue up

Oha,

still waiting

bruhduh, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Anything but metric

Phil_in_here,

An asteroid the size of 5000 9mm rounds weighing as much as 4000 kilos of seized cocaine

aksdb,

Finally a measurement I can relate to.

CertifiedBlackGuy,

I can’t. I need it in 7.62 NATO

SlopppyEngineer, (edited )

But metric can still be applied. Hear me out.

So a yard is roughly one meter. It means a kilo-yard is about one kilometer and a centi-yard is one centimeter. How many miles or inches that is, is a conversion problem within the imperial system.

In the same way, a quart is about one liter. Milli-quart is about one milliliters. Easy. How many gills those are is not our problem.

There is no immediate equivalent for weight, although a double-pound would be roughly one kilogram.

YoorWeb,
rockerface,

It’s almost like Imperial system units have all been borrowed from different measurement systems that should have nothing to do with each other. Tho I could get behind 12 inches in a foot, that seems nice to divide

NorthWestWind, in Whats the goto these days
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

We are here. Right here at Lemmy

LemmyKnowsBest, in mustard

Perfectly rational reaction

BallShapedMan, in Ketchup alignment
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tigeruppercut,

Warms my heart to see there are still places with old arcade games hanging around. Do kids even want to play stuff like centipede or is it there for the parents??

BallShapedMan,
@BallShapedMan@lemmy.world avatar

About always kids. My kids played the hell out of them when they were young there.

blanketswithsmallpox,

… That’s what he said. Chaotic evil. Aren’t all of them near that age?

BallShapedMan,
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Lol pretty much

FlyingSquid, in Me IRL
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

How did you know I was masturbating?

You totally killed the mood.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

This meme killed it for me as well, so I had to share.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you, that helps bring the mood back.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

While reading Lemmy comments?

squid_slime,
@squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

Can you say it again but whisper it please

tdawg,

while reading lemmy comments?

lowleveldata,

How else?

Son_of_dad, in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m in Canada, when I order pizza for my family of 3 it comes out to like $65+ with tax and delivery, it’s insane. Took them to burger king the other day, we got 3 meals and a couple of apple turnovers and it came out to $50+, shit is insane.

Zuberi,
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Just prepare your own food at this point?..

Son_of_dad, (edited )

I generally order only when I can’t. Like when the day has been a hectic disaster, it’s 20 minutes from dinner, I haven’t had a chance to go to the store or cook, and the kids gotta eat. If it was just me alone I’d survive in crackers

Zuberi,
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I genuinely wish I was well off enough to have a “fuck it, it’s only $65” attitude lol.

We meal prep/etc because, if we don’t, we’ll starve.

pantyhosewimp,

Yeah. During the pandemic I realized fuck eating out. Why is the main public activity going to a fucking restaurant anyway? We need more museums. Like, lots more.

I will say tho, fast food salads (pick up not delivery) are worth it. I bought a $25 salad from a deli chain & said this is too expensive. So next week I spent $20 on salad ingredients & made a salad. I didn’t feel like a salad for a couple days & all ingredients wilted.

lung,
@lung@lemmy.world avatar

Tfw burger king costs same as sit down

Son_of_dad,

Nah man, sit downs have doubled in price too. I took them to a sit down place a few months back and it came out to like $150

lung,
@lung@lemmy.world avatar

Damn dawg you must be real sitting

blotz,
@blotz@lemmy.world avatar

What’s that 20$ per pizza. 3 pizzas? That’s pricy pizza. Is it good pizza at least?

Son_of_dad,

Nah…

blotz,
@blotz@lemmy.world avatar

Maaan!! That’s crazy prices! Have you ever tried buying a frozen marg pizza and putting ur own toppings on. That’s what I do and it usually costs way less with minimal effort.

Toes, (edited )

You gotta order online and use their apps and newsletters it can cut the price by half if not more. They are making their prices punitive for not using their apps now. Domino’s should be about $8 a pizza.

Suburbanl3g3nd,

They’re giving you a discount via app because they’re collecting your data

Toes,

Oh for sure, but the alternative is getting scammed. 😔

skulblaka,

You’re still getting scammed it’s just less immediately obvious

RandomVideos,

In Romania a pizza is $4-6 for a small one and for a large one $8-10

afraid_of_zombies,

Did a fast casual place last week with 3 other adults. 65 dollars for 4 burgers, 3 drinks, and 2 small fries. Of course they asked me for a tip.

I really try to avoid restaurants. Every time I go I end up angry.

JoMiran, in A time-honored tradition
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Tupperware?!? In this household we wash the plastic takeout containers and reuse them for years until the become brittle and shatter.

BoxerDevil,

We use butter and cool whip bowls.

Siegfried,

So, is this JoMiran or the micropladtics speaking?

Annoyed_Crabby,

Where i from, some of us call it tupperware too, every plastic container is tupperware.

Contramuffin,

If you are still doing that, don’t do it. Those takeout containers leak microplastics like crazy

nossaquesapao,

Don’t tupperware leak as well?

I mean, unless you use some sort of glass container or metallic, you’re eating microplastics.

jose1324,

Basically not / barely anything

nossaquesapao,

Do you have any source for this information? If they’re plastic containers, they probably leak aa well.

Contramuffin,

I’ve heard that they do, but for certain it must be less than re-using takeout containers.

I, myself, I’ve been avoiding all plastics and using strictly glass where possible

0110010001100010, in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.
@0110010001100010@lemmy.world avatar

Yes officer, this post right here.

fossphi, in Hope that clears things up

This is peak shitposting. Love it

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Peak stickposting.

fossphi,

Okay, you win

TodaviaTyler,

I’m definitely here for this!

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