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PeterPoopshit, in Some of you all take these posts too seriously. Shitpost: confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction

Oh yeah well I’m still not retiring my year old crusty cumsock

mmagod, in hmm rock

when crazy stuff happens and people ask me “can you believe a person would do such a thing?”, i’m like “actually yes, very much so”

Prunebutt, in De omnibus dubitandum

Romanus eunt domus.

Fades,

Eunt, what is eunt?

Er… to go!

Conjugate the verb to go…

dellish,

Domus? Nominative? This is motion towards isn’t it, boy?

Viking_Hippie,

Sounds like Judean People’s Front propaganda!

gedaliyah,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Splitters!

NocturnalMorning, in Have another meme

I’m finding it hard to see the funny when the joke is casually making light of suicide…

DagonPie,
@DagonPie@kbin.social avatar

Imagine coming into a shitpost thread with this attitude.

NocturnalMorning,

My dad killed himself when I was 5. So, yeah, I don’t think suicide is funny.

derpgon,

Imagine coming into a shitpost thread with this attitude.

Outtatime,
@Outtatime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sorry to hear that.

But you’re gonna see shit on the Internet that may upset you. My suggestion is to block or ignore it

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Yeah but it has barbecue sauce

atomicorange,

It’s not making fun of suicide. It’s not glorifying it or making it seem like a good thing. It’s poking fun at Guy Feieri, and how he loves flavor so much he’d season a bullet even in the depths of despair. Taking suicide seriously is a prerequisite to enjoying the joke.

Being exposed to triggering material sucks, and I’m sorry for your loss. I hope you can get to a place where you’re comfortable engaging with humor around this topic some day!

VicentAdultman,

Understandable as the subject may be super sensitive to some, even triggering to others. Throughout the last year I was in your place due to a family case of it. It may help to block some communities and stay in super family friendly communities/websites. Stay safe and healthy.

pivot_root,

It’s easier to accept the grim reality we live in when you can make fun of it.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

Gallows humor, I believe it’s called.

VaultBoyNewVegas,

Yep. People who work with death like first responders and pathologists are known to have a dark sense of humor. Helps to make things easier.

dylanTheDeveloper,
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My dad was a fire fighter and they referred to the charred corpses as “crispy critters”

can,

Humour is subjective 🤷‍♂️

AngryCommieKender, in Real Love

I used to own a button that read: “Bacon is chocolate, for men.”

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

Did you also tip your fedora whenever you pressed it?

AngryCommieKender,

It was a wearable button, with a pin to pin it to a jacket. I’m sure they still make these things.

mriormro,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/619b6c95-e6a7-407a-9e74-a24b54661383.webm

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Get some education kid. That’s not a fedora

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

Hahaha.

BananaOnionJuice, in CSS does as its told
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Bold choice if it’s a tattoo, but she missed out on getting a monobrow.

A_Filthy_Weeaboo, (edited ) in Have another meme

Maaaan I remember from this one from back in the day! This made me lol and it aged me

SoupBrick, in De omnibus dubitandum

Quid pro quo

gedaliyah, (edited )
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

If only there were some way to express the concept of “this for that” in simple English.

Oops I just did it

Sabre363, in Equivalent

Truly a noble sacrifice for humanity

SuckMyWang,

For the elite ftfy

TexMexBazooka, in Real Love

Bu bu bu but we didn’t have a signed consent form from the pig! MURDER!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

None of my random killings have been illegal because of my handy dandy notary public

explodicle,

That just means there’s a dude at a factory farm who would kill for you.

JoYo, in Tehc
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

it’s been a decade since this was an issue.

nerdschleife,

It’s been 2 decades since grandma bought a pc

JoYo,
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

it’s the browser. if they haven’t updated their browser in 10 years then closing the tabs will do nothing.

can, in Have another meme

That’s how I wanna go

babyfarmer,

It sounds delicious!

andrew_bidlaw, in ♫♪♫♪ The Day My Waymo Said Goodbye ♫♪♫♪
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I fueled her up, he brought it down,

Then they together leaved the town.

Fades, (edited ) in Call it what it is

No prizes anymore just scams and lies

Emerald, in Real Love

Image Transcription: Meme

[An image of bacon sizzling on a cook surface]

Top text: BACON IS BETTER THAN THAT GIRL (OR GUY) WHO SAID THEY WOULD DIE FOR YOU

Bottom Text: BACON ACTUALLY DID DIE FOR YOU. BACON’S LOVE IS REAL.

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