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Kolanaki, (edited ) in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
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Ah-one, ah-two, ah-three, crunch. Ah-three licks.

evasive_chimpanzee, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

That’s a barred owl.

Fun fact: you can talk to them, and they’ll talk back. Whether it’s a good idea or not, I have no clue, but I’ve done it

MyDearWatson616,

Fun fact you can talk to just about anything

DoucheBagMcSwag, (edited )

This reminds of of the classic MS DOS mindscape point and click games like Shadowgate or Deja Vu (“What would you like to SAY to the table?”) And the typical responses of such nonsense:

You have strange views of companionship friend

You are greeted with silence

Delirium is the gateway to insanity!

MataVatnik,
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They just aggressively clack their beaks at me

HenriVolney, in He was like a brother to me...

Winter is coming! … or, is it?

Octopus1348, in 🎵that's life🎵
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rustbuckett, in 🎵that's life🎵

Then I suppose school really is preparing you for life. All this time I thought they were just teaching to the test.

jenny_ball,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

yea. regular life is this x100 more intense

rustbuckett,

Plus rent (or a mortgage).

rustbuckett, in mustard

I hope you stub your toe…

HILARIOUS!!!

balderdash9, in You have to understand.

mood af. all that rizz.

OpenStars,
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no cap?

werd

Che_Donkey, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
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narc0tic_bird, in mustard

The pranker and the pranked are likely to be both League of Legends players.

MrFunnyMoustache, in Fuck them right in the...?

I don’t understand the joke… send help.

FangedWyvern42,
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MrFunnyMoustache,

Thanks, that’s pretty funny.

InfiniWheel, (edited )

Couple of years ago the use of slang that consisted of making portmanteaus of the word “pussy” (using the suffix “-ussy”, also word of the year 2022 IIRC) with other words rose. At first it was mostly for implying said thing was used as a pussy (thrussy: throat pussy, bussy: boy pussy) but then it evolved into a comedic way to refer to “hole of said thing” (chussy: hole in the chest as in pectum excavatum).

In this case, this vehicle is called eBussy because it’s a tiny electric bus. But due to the slang, it can also be interpreted as “electronic boy pussy (as in a guy’s anus, for gay sex)”.

MrFunnyMoustache,

Oh, that’s hilarious. Thank you very much.

afraid_of_zombies, in drain/fence design

False neither was designed. Some consultant put numbers in a spreadsheet and back charged the people who built it.

m3t00,
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

the installers moved it back a foot because engineering drew it where the retaining wall is. yard debris plugs drain grates with heavy rain. shit happens . clean up or swim to your car ¯_(ツ)_/¯

afraid_of_zombies, in 🎵that's life🎵

Look on the brightside. You still have the weekend when you are in school. Wait until you get a family and every single fucking weekend is taken up events you don’t want to go to but you get nagged into.

makyo,

Yeah but most people in school have to hold a side job too to make ends meet

afraid_of_zombies,

Including me.

I would gladly take a side job over another weekend birthday party. Work isn’t supposed to be fun, there is something insulting about being dragged to something supposed to be fun but isn’t.

As I am typing this it occurs to me I have a solution to my problem. Thanks for inspiring me.

makyo,

Haha nice. Might I also recommend taking up a very time-consuming yet rewarding hobby?

Chocrates,

Eh, OP may be complaining but if they have a family then their family deserves some of their time. A hobby isn’t gonna make the responsibilities disappear, just give them another thing to compete for their time.

Op needs to talk to their family and figure out how to make time for self care.

makyo, (edited )

True, but that still fits with the hobby idea - they could use a personal interest to drag their family into instead of always being dragged to everyone else’s things

son_named_bort,

I had homework during the weekend when I was in school…

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Hey, you don’t need a family to have your whole weekend eaten up by a bunch of shit you don’t wanna do.

afraid_of_zombies,

I don’t know. Had a few good years between marriage and uni where I could fill my weekend with fun stuff. That was pretty nice.

Coreidan,

Then why did you decide to have kids?

Rentlar, in Fuck them right in the...?

Ich liebe die e-Busse

SomethingBurger,

eBussy hehe sounds like pussy

Gen Z humor…

ILikeBoobies,

(B)oy p(ussy)

It’s a gay thing not a Gen Z humour thing

Overshoot2648,

Well, it evolved in Gen Z humor as you had car-ussy and clussy fever.

SomethingBurger,

Claude Debussy

v4ld1z,
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Sehe auch kein Problem hier. Alle lieben doch Bussis

Rosco, (edited ) in Polish margarine for baking and frying.

I raise you a Banania

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8cc3d8b1-16b3-4725-95dc-512373789898.jpeg

…Truth be told, it’s fucking delicious.

BastingChemina,
june, in Uncanny

I thought she was holding a hedgehog for a second

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You’re not the first, but upon closer inspection I think it might be some sort of fur accessory.

june, (edited )

Yea I think it’s a purse or a jacket

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Certainly far more likely than a hedgehog.

piracysails,

She is not?

june,

She is not

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