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OpenStars, (edited ) in Help guys what do I do
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I need more data. Send me higher resolution feet pics immediately, to this address: Donald.Trump at email.com. Please send me as many feet pics as you have!?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I bet you’d love that you little ex potus

Pat_Riot, in I'm just gonna lie
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

I mean, you got a picture. Show your boss that picture.

wesker, in Help guys what do I do
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’ve been so high a couple of times that this felt like the case.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

No need for being high when you suffer from hypersensitivity in the skin!

Tehgingey, in Try it yourself at home!

Holy shit I do this too. Why are we like this?

Another thing I do which frustrates me to no end is trying to pick something up with something else in my hand, making the task of picking said thing up so much harder. I could put the other thing down sure, but life is pain and this is how I am.

Betch,
@Betch@lemmy.world avatar

Personally I blame my ADHD. Taking stuff that’s in front out of the fridge is just too many steps, too many things to do.

You gotta do it all in one motion, one step. Then you gotta figure out how to deal with the mess you’ve just made in one step.

OpenStars, (edited ) in Try it yourself at home!
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You say marinara sauce, I say refrigerator blood, potatoe pohtato:-P

FlyingSquid,
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It’s only refrigerator blood if you buy it in jars. If you make it from scratch, it’s just spaghetti blood.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

TIL such interesting new facts. :-D

I wonder what else my brain just yeeted out to make room for it? Do it again, maybe I’ll forget my childhood trauma! 🙃

don, in Help guys what do I do

Move feet farther apart

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Makes sense

SingularEye, in Help guys what do I do

buy toe spacers

dditty, (edited )

I got a pair but haven’t yet been able to get over the weird feeling of having them between my toes. Plus when I walk with them in I walk like a dog in booties

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Just don’t get over it. Own the feeling. Own the dog bootie.

crawancon,

this and wider shoes are the answers OP needs.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

No shoe, just toes

Old_Jimmy_Twodicks, in Help guys what do I do
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Simply grab two toes and gradually spread them until the skin begins to tear. Repeat for each pair of toes.

Imgonnatrythis, in You have to understand.

Understood

JoMomma, in It's probably true

私たちはお互いを愛することを愛することが大好きです

Fridgeratr, in He was like a brother to me...

It’s ok, I understand 🥲

Zink, in 🎵that's life🎵

This seems like the perfect place to use “oh my sweet summer child”

jol,

At the time it really was like this. The amount of responsibility and work felt immense.

Jimmyeatsausage,

And we never realized it was about the best most of us would ever have it.

trevwilson,

I’m torn between downvoting this because it’s so cynical and upvoting it because it’s so accurate…

threeduck,
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I downvote because the phrase is a tired old Reddit trope.

Zink,

That’s why I referred to the overused quote and said this is where it actually makes sense.

I even scrolled through the replies to make sure it wasn’t already posted.

jol,

At the time it really was like this. The amount of responsibility and work felt immense.

Zink,

Oh yeah, it wasn’t exactly fun. I remember wondering how the hell adults do it since they have bills to pay and a bunch of other crap to deal with.

But still, being an adult in general is way nicer than being a student.

Kolanaki, in Polish margarine for baking and frying.
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Alright maggots, listen up, Popo’s 'bout to teach you the pecking order; it goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo’s stool, Kami… then Popo. Any questions?

andy_wijaya_med,
@andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world avatar

Lol. Akira Toriyama racist confirmed.

Abird1620, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

I was right on the tail end, born in 2006. I definitely remember this commercial.

Resol, in This is too relatable
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