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FlyingSquid, in Tehc
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My daughter never closes tabs. It’s infuriating. I’m doing online school with her and I have to constantly tell her to close tabs. “You don’t need to keep that O. Henry story tab open anymore. You didn’t even like it.”

dual_sport_dork,
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Stop me if you’ve heard this before: “But if I need it again later it’ll be goooooone…!”

Today we’re going to teach you all about bookmarks.

FlyingSquid,
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Not even that. She just doesn’t care.

Imgonnatrythis,

Kids! Amiright?!

Laticauda, (edited )

I have that issue myself but I just use an add on or extension that unloads the tab when I’m not using it, or something like one tab where I can store tabs indefinitely “just in case” and ease my tab hoarding mind. Cause I don’t wanna bookmark the tabs, I prefer to use bookmarks for important links or ones I revisit regularly, I just often don’t know if I might need a tab one more time again in the future, or might plan to go back to it eventually, so I need a different method to manage it.

calypsopub, in De omnibus dubitandum

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

driving_crooner, in Work smarter, not harder
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Plot twist: She never dumped him and they’re still together.

jaybone,

Now they pay for an extra Netflix account.

cantstopthesignal, in ♫♪♫♪ The Day My Waymo Said Goodbye ♫♪♫♪

She’s said goodbye with her nuts swangin in the wind.

*Twangy guitar jangles in the background

PapaStevesy, in Some of you all take these posts too seriously. Shitpost: confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction

This post did none of those, reported. /s

pleb_maximus, in Call it what it is

Is this a joke I’m too Yuropean to understand?

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling,
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The main thing missing from the other comments is that the Brawling didn’t become mainstream until the 2005 telecom bubble and the 2008 financial crisis. People are more willing to fistfight over hearing aid batteries when they have gone from prosperity to moderate financial discomfort within a year or two. Now things just suck in general. No point in punching aomeone over a flat-screen TV when you could be using that money for rent. I haven’t seen anything crazy happen on black Friday in years

Viking_Hippie,

It’s about the Friday after thanksgiving (which was yesterday) traditionally being a day where stores put some attractive wares on special and then people turn into absolute stampeding cattle and brawling gorillas getting said wares before the unnecessarily limited supply runs out.

Afaik, it’s not unusual for at least a couple people to be trampled or otherwise killed by this absolutely unhinged consumerism frenzy.

Here’s to hoping that it wasn’t that bad this year though, as the specials were apparently crappy and thus not worth committing involuntary manslaughter over 🤞🤞

Mr_Blott,

Don’t talk pish you two, plenty of places have Black Friday sales in Europe, have done for years now.

It’s just there have never been shoppers fighting over shiny trinkets because we’re not infantile fuckin barbarians

Viking_Hippie,

I meant to specify that it’s specifically some Americans (and maybe others I haven’t heard about 🤷) that become animals on Black Friday without implying that the “tradition” hasn’t infested Europe too, my bad.

pleb_maximus,

I know. I pretended to not know to let my smug Yuropeanness shine.

Real talk though, I know we have more than enough problems of our own and love to import the most stupid ones from you guys. Although we thankfully passed on this particular madness.

Still, thanks for the explanation. Might be helpfull for those who don’t know and are too afraid to ask.

Viking_Hippie,

I’m actually European myself, but yeah, I agree 💯. I participated in Buy Nothing Day here in Denmark 🇩🇰

pleb_maximus,

I actually bought some miniatures from an English company they only sell during events with some friends. Nothing amazing though and we weren’t in any rush, just placing our order over the internet.

Trd, in Yeah, tell me more about these both scenarios

Just wear nice warm koala gloves when preforming crime?

registrert,
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I always wear my koala finger gloves when doing crime stuff.

Stretch2m, in Work smarter, not harder

Not if they have different network connections.

empireOfLove, in Some of you all take these posts too seriously. Shitpost: confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction

the justice warriors will always take things too seriously (ref: your bacon post)

honestly just block their accounts and move on, they’ll not contribute anything else useful and will always be mad about everything you post.

subspaceinterferents, in Have another meme
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This week on Triple D, things you never put in your mouth…

qyron, in ♫♪♫♪ The Day My Waymo Said Goodbye ♫♪♫♪

Cars can leave you today. You only need to leave it badly parked.

GrammatonCleric, in Some of you all take these posts too seriously. Shitpost: confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction
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kicks your soapbox out from under you

Aggravationstation, in I love the future

That dog got a sex robot before I did!

froh42, in Amazing!
FlyingSquid,
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Haha. They’re actually selling it!

onestop, in Have another meme

maybe not his own mouth

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