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SomeGuy69, in Me IRL

I’m masturbating as of reading this.

occhionaut, (edited )

the masturtasker

KpntAutismus, in Call me an idiot, but I would die laughing even if something like this happened to me

snow chains, people, snow chains!

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

People are lazy 🤷.

Back in the day, we didn’t have winter/summer tires, just regular (all season) ones. Everyone knew, snow falls, you put on chains and drive at 20km/h.

theangryseal,

Then how will I slide around smacking into my neighbors? I don’t have bumper cars around here.

vithigar,

Illegal on paved roads in many jurisdictions.

Good winter tires are enough in most cases.

Globeparasite, in Me IRL

reported for targeted harassment againt me

praxis_jack, in Me IRL

Too real

0x4E4F, (edited ) in Meow
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

We do actually tell this to kids around here “be good or a cat will eat your pee pee”.

Globeparasite, in fun facts
idunnololz, in Feel the bass
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0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Damn, he’s really enjoying it, you can tell.

theangryseal,

It’s dubstep.

thesmokingman, in Meow

You can get this on a pin (not the seller; had problems with the seller so YMMV). The art itself is called “Flaisch Macht Flaisch.”

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That’s really cool!

Riderzz, in The perfect gentelman doesn't ex...

Lemmings won’t like this one… it’s too alpha.

0x4E4F,
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I can tell by the votes 😁.

MacNCheezus, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!
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gedaliyah, in Linux penguin approves
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

So weird to think that for 90% of the world, Tux is just a free clipart of a penguin taking a number two.

superpants, in Venus by Tuesday

Seems too simplistic

egeres, in Cock check
@egeres@lemmy.world avatar

💗

Vespair, in a story in two parts

Isn’t Mastodon the Twitter alternative? I never understood the appeal of Twitter so I don’t get the need for an alternative. Anytime I hear mastodon mentioned I’m confused by what the heck people could possibly be using it for

Heavybell,
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Twitter-likes are for following creators, IMO.

itsnicodegallo,

Exactly. One uses an algorithm to suggest stuff you like based on other things you like. Say, webcomics. If you like a creator and what they post, you can follow them. Twitter will then suggest users who post similar content so you can follow them too. On Reddit/Lemmy, you’d need to find an appropriate subreddit/community. You can follow people once you stumble across them, but it’s not quite as easy to find them. Reddit will also not suggest posts and content based on your interest but instead will show you what’s highest voted by others or currently trending in general.

mononomi, in Carrot

Some funny carrot smuggling business going on here

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