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ininewcrow, in It's just a prank bro
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Don’t worry, after this scan, we’ll be able to see what’s wrong with your bones.

not_again,

Dammit. Beat me to it

nieceandtows,

Oof ouch owie

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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My bones

ininewcrow, in Off to a party with the boys
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The official Shitpost uniform

CobblerScholar, in are you sure?

Confidence in yourself takes work. Confident people are confident because they loved themselves first and you take care of those you love

Kedly,

Sure real confidence does, but fake confidence is a good step on that path, and is better than none at all

starchylemming,

nah you start by faking it and being ironically confident until you trick yourself and it becomes second nature. replace self deprecating humor with god complex humor until you believeeeee

CobblerScholar,

I mean, 6 of one. If you feel better and aren’t a total dick to everyone I think that’s a win

Caboose12000,

yikes

SomethingBurger,

Confident people are confident because they are handsome, therefore their advances work more often than not, leading to more confidence.

Confidence is not what makes someone attractive, it’s the other way around.

c0mbatbag3l,
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True confidence is the assurance that who you are is good enough, not that you’re perfect and need no improvement, but that if you’re doing your best to respect other people that you deserve the same.

If your “confidence” changes based on how others treat you, then it’s not truly self-esteem but rather pride and ego.

Stalinwolf, in are you sure?
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I love seeing how this crusty bastard devolves over time. I don’t know that anyone can make him look any worse at this point.

Sheeple,
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There was an even worse version but it was pretty gory like actually fucking horrible

farfarawaay,

This version gives me Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark with the OG illustrations that were deemed “too scary” for children

morrowind,
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his eyes are still pretty decent

fossilesque,
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Wojack Rickety Cricket

sramder, in Off to a party with the boys
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Conage 😶‍🌫️

Dasnap, in Off to a party with the boys
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I like the built-in cigars.

Graphy, in Dinesh has some explaining to do

Tbf it’s easy to get a bit sidetracked on the outer banks. My wife and I went there and ended up just freestyling it. Somehow ended up on a ferry that took two hours one direction

deegeese, in Chicken soup

Shokupan is actually a great name for that little fluffy white dog.

fossphi, (edited ) in The spankings will continue until the cumming stops. AMA

But when does it start?

sentient_loom,
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Now!

[spanks]

Diprount_Tomato, in Chicken soup
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Fried fish

lemmydripzdotz123, in Chicken soup

Potato Soup. Nickname Potato.

PR3CiSiON,

Nickname Potat.

potat,

I agree.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Obviously biased.

SendMePhotos, in Blue Fluid !!!

Lol I like it.

Nester, in Chicken soup

Creme brulé

excitingburp, in Reblog if youre american

Mine was at 16 because my foreskin stopped growing. I honestly would have preferred to have it done at birth before I could remember the pain (like my brothers).

Maggoty,

Okay, but that’s not a good reason to make it standard practice.

TokenBoomer,

Well, my anecdotal experience says otherwise. /s

excitingburp,

Did I say it was?

The point is that there are exceptions and it’s not always “mutilation.”

Maggoty,

Okay? I don’t think anyone was arguing against medically necessary stuff

orrk,

an amputation, even for medical reasons, is a mutilation

Agent641, (edited )

I never learned to roll back my foreskin when I was a wee lad and so once when I was 8 it got infected and I had to apply ointment to it and keep gradually peeling it back from its swollen and cemented position like trying to squeeze a tennis ball out of a tight gym sock. it hurt to pee for a week. Still, Im glad to have my foreskin.

Diabolo96, in Chicken soup

Chocolate.

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