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Waraugh, (edited ) in Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs!

The narrative of friends and family from the small town I grew up in and left, to rarely if ever revisit, reason that the immigrants work illegally for cash at meat packing plants, roofing, etc. This while drawing benefits, as unregistered/illegal immigrants. I don’t know how an undocumented person could collect benefits. Frankly I don’t know enough about any of it to say whether their narrative is accurate or not.

I have always held the opinion that even if their likely false narrative is true, those sound like extremely hard working folks being exploited and taken advantage of and points to an underlying problem that immigrants are not effectively integrated into our society through accessible legal procedures in a way that enables them to positively impact society to the greatest extent of their potential. I’d bet with living wages these folks would be filling up trade schools and all kinds of additional skilled labor roles that would be built upon and advanced generationally. I don’t understand why a country wouldn’t want injection of realized opportunity and advancement into its society, economics, and culture.

Death_Equity,

It is not uncommon for illegals to obtain someone else’s documents for use. $50 and you can have enough of someone’s information to claim benefits or get “lawful” employment.

Not everyone who does that uses that information to abuse the system, many don’t take benefits or get credit cards to abuse, most just use it to get a job that pays better than cash under the table. They do occasionally need to get new information, I don’t think I ever asked what caused the necessity to switch.

Source: Worked along side illegals and formerly associated with connected individuals.

TropicalDingdong, in The opposite of a stork.

whatever this is in every driveway and a chicken in every pot.

sajran, in I'm trying to think of something more stupid than this but it's not easy...

Well, can’t say I’m surprised. I had something like that in pretty much every school I was in, just that ours were actually Gmail accounts. For non-technical folks it’s an easy and obvious solution. And to be honest, it works…

lolcatnip,

It “works” if everybody is well behaved and you don’t care about niceties like seeing which messages have been read.

Sterile_Technique, in The opposite of a stork.
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

The official bird of the state of Texas.

distantsounds, in Slay Bans 😭
FlyingSquid,
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If you were to tell me you suspected Gwyneth Paltrow of being a serial killer, I wouldn’t automatically say you were wrong…

Lifebandit666, in You wanted to

FATHER

Viking_Hippie,

Why have you forsaken me ‽

hedgehogging_the_bed, in It's up to you to break generational trauma

Comics like this miss that due to the 15 year gap between generational groups, a family is likely 2 generations apart. Thus Boomers raised me, a Millennial, and I am raising Gen Alphas. My sister-in-law is an Xer and raised a Zoomer.

Also many of the best breakdowns of new memes are done by Millennials because we remember the wild early internet in all of it’s Hamster Dance, All Your Base, Flying Spaghetti Monster glory.

SuzyQ,

Hi. I’m a millennial raising gen z and gen alpha children.

collapse_already, in Slay Bans 😭

“yOOOOOO”

I had multiple iterations of those.

teamevil,

So how many bodies you got?

ReplicantBatty, in You wanted to

Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up

juja,

Why’d you leave the keys upon the table

TxzK,

Here you go, create another fable, you wanted to

MacNCheezus,
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Why’d you leave the kids under the table?

EmperorHenry, in Target acquired
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He’s going to need ear protection too, otherwise half the reason for him being helpful, his extremely good hearing, isn’t going to last long.

Zink,

Yeah but with the ancient elvish magic and longevity and blah blah and wave of the hands annnd his ears are fine!

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

maybe

DreamTraveler, in Dinesh has some explaining to do

If you’re around the middle east there is Uber Copter

duplexsystem,

A Honda CR-V is truly my favorite helicopter

synae, in mHz is superior
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When you step on a Lego, you measure the pain in foot-hertz (only in America I guess)

jenny_ball, in Target acquired
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loll this is also what i think if they just used the eagles logically

Vespair, in Reblog if youre american

Oh jesus christ can we please leave this stupid circumcision bullshit on reddit?

Cockmaster6000,

Well, you didn’t leave your dumbass comments there either so, pot calling the kettle black

TokenBoomer,

Would you rather talk about the Genocide in Gaza?

Vespair, (edited )

Sure; it’s absolutely awful and I hope somebody intervenes soon. It’s also embarrassing that as an American our money goes in part to fund it. What else would you like to say about it?

Oh right, you’re just once again being a disingenuous douchebag who is trying to equate real world harm reduction voting strategy with implicit endorsement of a genocide as if the alternative wouldn’t only exacerbate the situation, still refusing to actually use your own words but rather relying on the better words of others, only now in this totally unrelated thread.

Good job falsely assuming I have pro-zionist opinions just because I believe in practical application of real world policies and strategies though! I had to unblock you and the other dude from that thread temporarily so I could restore a removed comment; I appreciate the reminder to block you again.

Finally to your other point in the previous thread, I don’t block opposition discourse, I block disingenuous bad faith actors. You know, like you.

For all necessary context, see the following thread in full: https://lemm.ee/comment/8402332

TokenBoomer,

Or. Crazy idea. We let people discuss the merits of circumcision in a meme thread.

RubberElectrons,
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Kick rocks, low quality clown.

aiden,

No

ILikeBoobies, in Reblog if youre american

you know I don’t get with no wormies

-Francine Smith

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