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slartibartfast, in This is what my wife calls me after the incident.

I’m glad that’s not my name.

Gork, in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

Are they casting Sauron’s rings in that thing? Jeebus.

Sibbo, in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

Warms the whole workshop within ten minutes? More like burns down the whole workshop within ten minutes.

ralakus,

At least everyone inside will be warm for the rest of their lives

not_again,

Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day.

Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

ordellrb, in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

Are you using uranium as fuel?

Goldmage263, in Chicken soup
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Chimken 'Fredo

fne8w2ah, in Community note pointing out fake news once again 🫡

Fuck elmo as always. 🖕

fne8w2ah, in Reblog if youre american

Same shit in the Philippines.

kungen,

Makes sense, Pilipinas was an American colony after all.

Chriswild,

*territory

RagingRobot,

We are united by our mangled penises

Crackhappy, in Dinesh has some explaining to do
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You must listen to me Samir.

Ghyste,

You are breaking the car!

NigelFrobisher, in Community note pointing out fake news once again 🫡

Let’s pour one out in memory of our favourite frogfaced overfiend.

hungryphrog,

Don’t insult frogs like that!

ininewcrow, in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen
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Once the stove exhausts most of it’s hydrogen fuel, the stove will enter it’s Red Giant phase and grow to the size of a small car.

TheRealKuni,

This comment makes me wish I could gild comments on Lemmy.

kattenluik,

That’s exactly what I was missing: giant distracting icons that flash on a comment I was going to read anyways!

TheRealKuni,

Nah, forget the stupid additional awards they added. Just the good ol’ gold. It was a great idea to help pay for servers before they corrupted it seeking profit.

fossilesque,
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Lemmings are herbivorous, give them a leaf. 🥬

ArcaneSlime,

This implies carnivores and/or omnivores eat gold.

Wait, do you think non-lemmings are dragons?

chicken, in 🤢...

The water sprays from the bottom so I think it would not matter whether they are on the top rack

0x4E4F,
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It might even be worse, depending on the dishwasher’s design.

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house
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OVEROSUN LOAD!

Ghostalmedia,
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OVEROSUNADARO

aeronmelon,

NANI?!

Tier1BuildABear,
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ORORORORORORO

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Hey, don’t make fun of AI for being dyslexic, that’s hella ableist.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t make fun of me for being ableist that’s hella rude

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Your momma so ableist she made fun of a paraplegic for not walking fast enough.

Mycatiskai, in Chicken soup

Hot Dog

GrammatonCleric, in Are ya winning, son?
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Ab-so-lutely

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Indubitably

owatnext, in Chicken soup

Arsenic.

c0mbatbag3l,
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Aw he dead.

0x4E4F,
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You’re probably gonna have to give him up for adoption.

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