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therealjcdenton, in Sit still please

I’ll pass on the info

KillerTofu, in 🎵that's life🎵

Honey, welcome to life.

Varyk, in consequences

Bidets, folks, get a bidet, handheld bidet, no more ring of fire

Sprokes,

Bidets don’t fix the issue in that comic.

Varyk, (edited )

I thought it was about a spicy bottom after spices go out the bottom. Bidets fix that problem.

Kecessa,

Do you spray while it’s coming out or something?

Varyk, (edited )

Ooh no, don’t do that.

After you finish evacuation(as near as you can tell), you wash off the mess using the bidet.

Since you haven’t just smeared the mess around and into your skin with some paper, there’s no lingering burn.

jaybone,

I think the point is it can still burn coming out.

Varyk,

Capsaicin doesn’t really affect your intestines, it’s more of a skin irritant.

So just wash off your skin as soon as it’s dirty, no burns.

This is from direct experience, i highly recommend anyone who likes spicy food(and everyone else) to get some sort of bidet rather than smearing waste on themselves with toilet paper.

Kecessa,

Dude, I’ve got a bidet, eat spicy enough and it burns AS IT’S COMING OUT, there’s no escaping it!

Trollception,

How the hell has this never happened to me. I eat spicy foods all the time.

Kecessa,

There’s a big difference between “I eat spicy food all the time” and “Hey, let’s go buy some crazy hot sauces and do an evening where we eat them with whatever support we prefer going from the mildest to the hottest one!”

I’ve got a sauce that I can’t put more than half a tea spoon of in a 10L batch of spaghetti sauce otherwise I have to decide who I eat it with…

So go to a hot sauce place, tell them you want 10 of them going from Tabasco hot all the way to 1m SHU and enjoy the spicy butt!

Varyk,

With a bidet, there’s a few seconds of burning if you really went crazy with spice, then you wash off and everything is back to normal vs. using toilet paper and suffering the burn and irritated skin for hours.

That is an escape.

As soon as I used my first bidet. I realized I had escaped the filthy cycle of toilet paper redistribution.

HootinNHollerin,

I’m a fan of the bum gun

Varyk,

Ditto, I don’t want to touch none of that mess down there.

All I can think when I visit a country that doesn’t use bidets regularly is that all these people using their hands for everything were very recently groping around near the wrong end of themselves.

therealjcdenton, in consequences

I feel like this should be a poster in a spoof movie

Surp, in Lemmy world irl meet up footage 2024
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

This is accurate in that there would be no one there so seats would be empty. I made a post on gaming Lemmy and it got like 237 up votes before it was deleted for being “low effort”. Meanwhile posts are few and far between so I quit the sub. Mods will be the quick death of Lemmy when they can’t recognize things like hmm we have low activity but let’s be internet sticklers and have poor rules that stifle content and keep it boring.

Old_Dude, in 🎵that's life🎵

It’s preparing you to do the same for work.

Surp, in A manufacturer trying to cheat you? These guys know what to do!
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

Luckily the store I go to weighs these on the way out and one time I had one way underweight because of cunts like this. While I agree with what they doing some of us don’t feel like doing it.

TxzK, in 🎵that's life🎵

*life

sentient_loom, in 🎵that's life🎵
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Serious note: make some effort to find a career you actually enjoy so you’re not just waiting for every week to end. Basically waiting to die.

toomanypancakes,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck, now you tell me

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I just recently figured it out too!

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Your life is killing you

Zoboomafoo,

My alternative advice is to find something you’re passionate about to do on the weekdays when you aren’t working.

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s good, but then 5/7ths of your life is wasted. Plus, you don’t really have the time and energy to fully commit to 2 days of hobbies, so you’re really only enjoying 1/7th of your miserable wasted life.

Zoboomafoo,

Sure.

And until you find that job, having something to do in the evenings is how to avoid the feeling that life is just waiting for the weekends

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Indeed. Even better is having something to live for, or even something to work for (even if the work itself sucks). And these things can take place on evenings and weekends. Then at least the toil is meaningful because it enables the real work.

CaptainSpaceman,

What if all the careers id enjoy dont pay well or have extremely high barriers to entry?

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

If they don’t pay well then that’s a different problem than the meme refers to. If there’s a high barrier to entry, compete like fucking crazy and own that shit. Any different attitude is a distraction that will sabotage your efforts.

CaptainSpaceman,

OK cool, ill go try out for the Jets next season

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are you practicing like crazy? Are you an amazing ball player with lots of experience?

CaptainSpaceman,

Are you practicing like crazy?

Yeah, 2 hours a day, every day.

Are you an amazing ball player with lots of experience?

No, im not good enough to make a varsity HS team after 10 years of practicing. But playing football is the only thing I love, its the only career id be passionate about and enjoy for more than 1 or 2 years.

What do I do coach?

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are you convinced that you can’t do it professionally?

CaptainSpaceman,

You said all I gotta do is “make some effort”

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

But you have to pick the right path to direct that effort.

Viking_Hippie, in mustard

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think this guy actually ISN’T a fan of mustard balls…

Sprokes, in mustard

Why mentioning that they are a veteran?

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Muh veterans, think of the veterans, poor poor veterans

Kolli,

It’s obvious. He has soldier’s training.

ExLisper,

Because it’s fake.

AnotherExist,

it’s a wet terran, human covered in mustard

sentient_loom, in mustard
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

If the culprit ever read this they would probably laugh and feel very satisfied with their prank.

ULS, in 🌈 📚 Reading Rainbow 📚🌈

People can’t lie in books. Books hold the truth.

PeriodicallyPedantic, in 🎵that's life🎵

I’ve got some bad news for you…

Agent641,

37 here. Just gotta make it through this quarter hour.

Nikls94, in 🌈 📚 Reading Rainbow 📚🌈

I already red "the complete illustrated Kama sutra“ any other fucking book you recommend?

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