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WhimsicalSofa, in Uncanny

Why does she have a hedgehog

turbowafflz,

Why don’t you have a hedgehog?

WhimsicalSofa,

Fair point

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That’s a good question. And why is he such a pervert? The hedgehog, I mean.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Nevada, 'nuff said.

jaybone, in 🎵that's life🎵

Wait until you get a job.

Fudoshin,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

We need to start shoving kids down mines again. Get them acclimated to real work by the time they leave school.

objectionist,
@objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

jesus

Fudoshin,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

I like you’re enthusiasm but if we nail kids to crosses then they can’t work. We need to keep the little cunts hands free to work the mines.

bi_tux, in This is too relatable
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

I live in central europe, I could travel across the entire continent in a day for not that much money and could go anywhere in the eastern part of my country for 60€/year, I could go to any western part of my country in 5h for less than 20€

this dark magic I could use is called a “train system” also reffered to as “good public infrastructure” by many

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

goddamn. i live in western europe and i have to spend upwards of 100 euro just to go for a 3 hour train trip. i have to spend 500 for a yearly transit pass to get around my (relatively small) city.

johannesvanderwhales,

Keep in mind that trains are not popular in the US because much lower population density means that it is harder to plan efficient routes.

grue,

No, that’s a myth. America had extensive train networks – both within cities and between them – and deliberately destroyed them because of a combination of misguided modernist city planning and corrupt lobbying from corporations from oil companies and car manufacturers.

There is nothing special about America that makes it inherently unsuitable for trains.

Fedizen,

yes and no, we also HEAVILY subsidize roads via federal grants and until recently passenger train infrastructure didn’t have any kind of federal backing.

This means elected officials with tight budgets will ‘address’ transportation with new roads even where its a bad solution because its cheaper and it looks like they’re doing something. By the time people realize it didnt fix anything the elected official has moved on.

johannesvanderwhales,

We’ve also built cities (and especially suburbs) around cars which means that they’re not very centralized, especially in the Western half of the country. In most places this means busses are a more practical form of public transportation than things like subways or light rail.

Fedizen, (edited )

as somebody who has worked in the field, the word is not as much “design” but “attempted to design” but the problem comes down to sprawl and effeciency, and we have many places in the US that have passed the maximum density that cars+ parking can effeciently accomodate even in small cities. This is one of the reasons that economists see big box stores (wal mart), strip malls, etc as net drains on local economies.

One of the reasons the US is stagnating economically is the lack of medium density infrastructure that is simply not built because roads, oil, and cars are so heavily subsidized

Take out those subsidies or match them with similar subsidies for trains and similar, and you’d see a shift where trains become cheap to small cities which would ease pressure on large ones.

bruhduh, in Wonderful new tech
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

c/bonehurtingjuice

hanke,

Does this exist yet?

db2, in You call it a liminal space. I call it a space I've had nightmares about.

That chain won’t be enough.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

We are definitely all fucked if they find a way out of that cage.

Steamymoomilk,

You’ll only be safe if you make it to 3am

bruhduh, in You call it a liminal space. I call it a space I've had nightmares about.
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Five nights at Frisch’s

BilboBargains, in 🎵that's life🎵

School is not a good place for smart people.

CaptainSpaceman,

School is not a good place for people.

Ftfy

ekZepp, in consequences
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

🔥 🔥 Forbidden food 🔥 🔥

avater, (edited ) in consequences
@avater@lemmy.world avatar

Good, hot food has to burn thrice: During eating, when you are on the toilet and also in the eyes of the canalworker in the end.

Dreadnaught, in I Will Be The Judge Of That

Which is better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

ExLisper,

As Sci-Fi? Clearly Star Trek. It’s actual Sci-Fi when Star Wars is just fantasy in space. As franchises both have better and worse movies/shows and can’t be compared objectively.

aeronmelon, in You call it a liminal space. I call it a space I've had nightmares about.

Japan still has Big Boy restaurants. Most of them still have their statue out front in various states of disrepair.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

America does too. We used to eat at one in Burbank, CA when we live in Los Angeles all the time.

JaymesRS,

Well, in many ways, the Big Boy never left, sir. He’s always offered the same high-quality meals at competitive prices.

aeronmelon,

Is that from Austin Powers?

brbposting,
FlyingSquid, in Pro gamer moves
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This is one of the advantages of having a queer daughter. Once she moves out, we can get busy all we want and not have to worry about grandkids (probably).

Z3k3,

That’s cute. You think your kids moving out

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

In our case, we will be lucky because my mother is wealthy and when she dies, money will be put in a trust for my daughter. So she actually has a decent chance of being able to strike out on her own.

Saltblue, in This is too relatable

Forgot most of it because how boring it was, and then I talk with people I knew from those years and it’s always the same topics, the same histories, like they are stagnant on memories because their life peaked at highschool.

AreaKode, in Spice up your breakfast

Not gonna lie. I’d totally buy that.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

If anyone from General Mills is reading this, unless you can prove prior art I reserve the rights to this idea. Please PM me to find out where to send the royalty check to.

lengau, in This is too relatable

Car culture turns children into prisoners in their own homes.

afraid_of_zombies,

Meanwhile every wannabe city planner on this site tells me how great winding burb roads are

azertyfun,

It does not matter how windy or straight burb roads are.

What matters is that they aren’t culs-de-sac for pedestrians/cyclists, allow mixed use zoning(!!), and are dense enough to support a diversified economy.

See: streetcar suburbs.

awwwyissss,

Hate to upvote someone from Lemmy.ml but for once you’re totally right.

lengau,

I don’t know why you’re being downvoted. That was hilarious and perfect content for a shitpost community.

awwwyissss,

I’m dead serious. You assholes chased me around and downvoted everything I posted for two weeks straight. So I made a new account.

Nothing but bad things from lemmy.ml, you’re a cancer on the fediverse.

lengau,

I’m sorry to hear there were folks who did that. I just chose this server because I wanted a general purpose one that seemed to have a decent chance of sticking around for the long term. I have no interest in harassing people or getting into server wars.

awwwyissss,

It’s not server wars, it’s a server designed to spread authoritarian propaganda behind a veneer of communism. But maybe you’re not part of that… if so good luck.

HenriVolney,

I am so happy I didn’t grow up in the US… Lots of biking and walking, a bus to go to town, school friends that tag along in the evening

TheFriendlyDickhead,

I mean even if you are old enough to drive, how are you supposed to get home after getting shitface drunk?

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