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MimicJar, in Modern art
@MimicJar@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t get most of it, but I vibe with paper towel lady at 1:06.

Also cucumber lad at 1:24 has childhood bordem that I can relate to.

Butterpaderp,

youtu.be/irW6MH3YWqE?si=cY4KM3Jr7Wo_FYZ_ more of cucumber guy, def a weird dude who’s bored

iheartneopets,

I also liked the paper towel one for some reason. Big “I’m bored at home” vibes, with its use of household implements in the art piece (fly swatter, laundry hamper, etc). Rolling out all the paper towels like that seems like a pretty fun and interesting thing to do if I ever had loads of time on my hands.

robocall, in Fuck them right in the...?
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

It sounds cool

Ilovethebomb, in drain/fence design

It’s a matter of perspective really.

In the sense that the fence is built on higher ground, but it’s not obvious because of the perspective the photo is taken from.

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

You must be fun at parties 🤓🤓🤓🤓. /s

olutukko,

I know this is with /s but it still annoywd the crap out of me

Voyajer,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

/serious

Remotedeck,

Oh that makes sense, I couldn’t figure it out

Rentlar,

This image was the basis of Netherlands building dykes in 1200 AD.

papabobolious, in This is too relatable

That is extremely American looking

ziixe,
@ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I live in the middle of nowhere in Europe and all is true except the outside picture and the fact that there isn’t anything to walk to (except if you want to take a 20km hike trough a forest to get to the city, and then do another 20km back)

crony,
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Same, just change to Croatia and closest “city” being 8km away.

creditCrazy, (edited )
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

I’m In middle of nowhere north east amarica and replace walking through a forest your climbing hills steap enough to be considered cliffs, and you have my childhood. It amazes me that I biked all that just to visit a ice cream stand.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, in Follow your heart, they said

So Diana’s been breeding wendigos this whole time?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

For all we know…

shneancy, in Fuck them right in the...?

not a single gay or young person on whatever team decided the name lmao

or maybe there were some, giggling in the background

undeffeined,

We had a project once called Asset Analytics which the steering team decided to shorten to AssAnal. It lasted a couple of months until it was changed to metrics

sfxrlz,

I can barely imagine how funny that must have been

Jubei_K_08,

I bet a certain Analyst/Therapist was involved in that.

lowleveldata, in mustard

Could it be shit tho

LemmyKnowsBest, in consequences

Good boi is potty trained

LemmyKnowsBest, in mustard

Perfectly rational reaction

SnokenKeekaGuard, in consequences
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I’m shocked at how weak all yalls stomachs are

Kecessa,

Not about the stomach, it’s about the heat on the way out!

xpinchx,

I used to love spicy food but I have a sensitive tummy now.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

I’m generally very uncomfortable around bathroom humor/topics, but i gotta know. Are people really suffering down there from spicy foods? I love spicy food. Like, it took many, many visits before i convinced the indian restaurant near us to give me genuinely spicy food. Now they make it like they make it for themselves.

And don’t get me wrong, I’ve had the burning booty of death before, but the two things aren’t really linked. Like, spiciness has no impact on my bathrooming. I only ever get the burn down there if I’m sick. Is this seriously a problem people have when they so much as smell a bell pepper, as the internet has led me to believe?

ngdev,

As someone who thinks the “Last Dab” sauces from Hot Ones aren’t spicy enough, no. Your body adapts. I only burn my hole if I eat something that’s too salty now.

unexposedhazard,

Also your digestive system does not process the stuff in less than 24h i believe, so the time frame doesnt make sense.

Kecessa,

That varies from person to person.

unexposedhazard, (edited )

Just checked cuz i have been asking myself that a couple times and apparently it’s 50 hours on average

numberfour002,

50 hours sounds like that’s average for how long it takes for food items to be fully digested and completely excreted from the body under normal circumstances, but not necessarily an average minimum amount of time for how long it takes food to start exiting the body in feces.

Those are very different data points, especially in the context of a discussion about spicy foods.

Spicy hot foods are typically spicy because of a chemical called capsaicin, which is an irritant in mammals. In high enough amounts and/or in sensitive people, capsaicin can irritate the lining of the digestive system and that irritation can have a laxative-like effect to varying degrees. In response to irritation, digestive motility / speed will increase, and the general trend is that the quicker something moves through the digestive tract, the less completely it is processed and digested.

Basically, if someone eats too much spicy food for their tolerance level, it is fairly typical for that to move through the digestive system more quickly than average AND the feces will contain proportionally more capsaicin. So, bowel movements less than 24 - 50 hours after eating the spicy food and a burning sensation associated with the act due to undigested capsaicin actually does make sense.

unexposedhazard,

i see, that makes sense i guess.

thanks for the quick summary :D

Kecessa,

You don’t eat as spicy as you think you do then…

ImFresh3x, (edited )

Just made salsa last night.

4 tomato 1 onion 1 bunch of cilantro 1 lime 6 Serrano 6 jalapeño 6 habanero Salt

That’s about 1 habanero per small bowl. Most people wouldn’t eat a full habanero, or even taste that salsa.

Never had an issue internally with spicy food.

azertyfun,

Because it’s so hard to believe that some people’s digestive systems work differently. Gut microflora is notoriously undiverse in humans. Surely the more likely explanation is that the person you’re responding to managed to go their whole life without ever eating spicy food despite actively seeking it out. /s

Maybe there’s a spice level at which I’d get bad shits, but I haven’t gotten so much as a tingle yet and I already have the highest tolerance than any white guy I know. You can be a spice snob and say “you haven’t met my guy Rajesh yet”, but almost no-one saying “spice gives me bad shits” has met Rajesh either so I don’t see the point.

Kecessa,

As I replied in another comment, do an “hot ones” evening going all the way up to 1m SHU and tell me your ass came out ok.

ImFresh3x,

Done this for fun several time with friends. Not an issue. That da bomb sauce def burns the mouth tho.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You ask the indians to increase the spice, I AM the indian who increases the spice levels.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Please make me your spicy ass food, please.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Cmon over anytime

Droggelbecher,

It has never happened to me and I’m a spice fiend too. I’ve never gotten diarrhea from Mexican food either.

Kecessa,

My girlfriend felt the same way until we had a “Hot Ones” party where the spiciest sauce was 750 000 SHU. She went to the bathroom the next morning and I just heard “Ooooooooooooh”…

GBU_28,

Everyone is different. You can’t change your butthole

Ephera,

I’ve heard before that it helps a lot, if you eat a lot of fiber…

Sekrayray,

It’s really weird, but as I’ve aged spicy food has really begun to bother me. I absolutely LOVE how it tastes in my mouth—even the hottest levels of heat are enjoyable to me.

I’d say around the age of 25 it started bothering me some. Then it got worse as I approached 30. Now in my early 30s I can hardly eat anything that’s above “mild” without GI distress several hours later. I’m talking about a horrible burning sensation in my abdomen where it feels as though I can actually track the food moving through my GI tract. The next day I feel ill enough on the toilet that I have to make sure I don’t have plans for the first 1-2 hours of my day.

It’s super sad because I love spicy food, but it’s not worth the payback. I myself work in healthcare and I’ve searched and searched for something that can physiologically explain that phenomenon (getting worse over the years) and there’s not really anything explained in the literature. All I can think of is something to do with changes in GI flora.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah mine has gotten worse over time as well. When I was a teenager, I could eat anything. Now if I get a half scoop of the Chipotle hot salsa on my burrito, I’ll start feeling it 3 or 4 hours later. It sucks.

slaacaa,

Yes, it’s an age thing. Even a few years ago I was impressing my asian colleagues with how much I can take, and regularly ate ghost chili and carolina reapers for fun with friends.

Now at 35, had/have some problems down there, and the doctor told me to lay off spicy food, as I had a minor inflammation of my colon.

Same conclusion as you, I love it, but it’s just not worth it. Good news though: I heard that it’s really just a tolerance building thing, so if I stay off really spicy foods for a while, then I should be able to enjoy light spices later.

Wanderer,

I weirdly had this issue but over the years I have continued to eat hotter and hotter food and the arsehole issue has gone away completely. Unless I get the shits for some other unrelated reason.

nonfuinoncuro, in what was he doing there

Azumanga was a great series

SnokenKeekaGuard, in They're the most real form of promise.
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You do it as a kid, then grow out of it, and finally its meaningful again. Break the pinky promise and i break the pinky. Its as easy as biting through a fucking carrot.

Nikls94, in Fuck them right in the...?

Either it’s max defensive and evasion, or it’s the glassiest glasscannon since power-trick Shuckle.

NegativeInf,

I wonder what its typing is.

Hiro8811, (edited ) in consequences

*Pray

TheGrandNagus, in 🎵that's life🎵

And then you get out of school and realise that those were the good times.

independantiste,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

I just started my internship, and I have to say, it is so good not to have to worry about exams, projects and so on aftera full day of school and on weekends. When I close the lid of the laptop, the day is over. Plus I get smaller days, from 9 to 5 instead of from 8 to 5/6. I have never had as much free time

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

Your school day was 8 to 6? Damn. That definitely doesn’t sound normal.

independantiste,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not every day was the same, some were 9 to 6, some 8 to 4, some 8 to 5, but 8 to 6 is not a rare occurrence

GissaMittJobb,

I always got pretty worried when adults kept saying that school was the good times growing up, as I didn’t have a particularly good time, and was not onboard for it being downhill from there.

Luckily I’ve learned that it’s not actually universally applicable, my life has definitely just gotten better as I’ve gotten older.

pipows,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

For me, school was a shithole that I was glad it was over, those were not the good years. Things are not perfect, but they have gotten radically better ever since.

The only thing about school that was good is that I made a few very good friends. Those are probably going to be life long friendships.

Fudoshin,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

my life has definitely just gotten better as I’ve gotten older.

I’m guessing 20s-30s then? Cos Once you hit 40s things start breaking and falling off.

lanolinoil,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

They’re the good times because you see you had no responsibilities and endless potential to be so many things, which becomes less and less true as you age. Of course, it’s miserable too not knowing what you are/what to do and feeling lost because you have no responsibilities, so it’s really just a grass is greener thing I imagine.

son_named_bort,

Yeah I think it is a greener grass situation. Sure you may have no responsibilities, but you also have less freedom in school. You can’t live on your own, can’t drink or gamble or vote or anything like that, can’t go where you want, etc. There’s always a trade-off.

lanolinoil,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

I hated being a kid because no one took anything I had to say seriously — drove me crazy

chiliedogg,

It’s different.

It’s way better in some ways - especially if you find a good career in a field you’re passionate about.

But some of the responsibilities of adulthood are a burden that is hard to appreciate until you’re there. And the perspective gained by life experience is also very different, for better or worse.

For instance, I went through a breakup last year at 39 with someone I was fully expecting to marry. It was my first major relationship failure in decades, and as I was being dumped I expected it to crush me.

What ended up hurting the most was that it didn’t hurt that much. I didn’t spiral into depression or fall apart at work. I wasn’t happy about it, but I was fine. A younger me would have been overwhelmed by the emotional toll, but the adult me was able to keep moving forward without breaking stride.

And in a way that’s what hurts. The passion of youth has been tempered by a lifetime of experience that puts everything into perspective.

RGB3x3,

Ugh, as you get older, everything just starts to dull. Things are less important, less passionate, and more “meh” in general. And not in a depressed way, but more specifically that I’ve been there, done that for most emotions I could have.

I will say that now that I have an infant daughter, I’m finding those passionate emotions again and I’m excited as she’s excited and sad when she’s sad. That is the great part about parenting.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

And in a way that’s what hurts. The passion of youth has been tempered by a lifetime of experience that puts everything into perspective.

21, and I am feeling this already.

GissaMittJobb,

And in a way that’s what hurts. The passion of youth has been tempered by a lifetime of experience that puts everything into perspective.

Ok, yes, I felt that.

Risk,

Nah, peak is university in terms of free time.

PrivateNoob, (edited )

Not for STEM Eastern European universities. 😆

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Can confirm. Biochem is killing me.

PrivateNoob,

Yo my boiiii. Good to still see you here. ^^

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Wait you’re the other Czech on here! Haha yes good to see you! What STEM did you study?

PrivateNoob,

Naah I’m hungarian, I just know you host the 2visegrad4you community where I run my bot a while back.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Ohh that’s where I remember you from. Do you still use it? I killed the script on my computer a couple of weeks ago, but I can turn it back on if you like

PrivateNoob,

I haven’t used it that much tbf, just a bit. I finally have a homeserver now, so if I need it, I can just easily start my script. Thank you for the offer tho!

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Also what are you studying?

PrivateNoob,

Software Engineering. I’m gonna start my last semester soo only the dreaded closing exam has left for me.

pipows,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

If you can afford not working, yeah. That wasn’t a reality for me or most people I know. Luckily I’m in a career that doesn’t value a major that much, so I dropped out after finding a decent job

ericisshort,

Not if you choose engineering as your major. I’ve never worked harder or longer hours than when I was in college.

iesou,

I had a full load of classes at uni and worked 40 hours a week. Not much free time was has by me

Sabin10,

But university students manage to feel overwhelmed if their course load has them putting in 35 hours a week.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Heck, half of uni students dont even go to the lectures

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

I mean, for the subset of people who go to uni and can support themselves without also working a lot in that time, yeah.

In my time at uni there was

  • work, at which the hours were inconsistent
  • coursework, which there was a lot of
  • constantly battling a shit landlord who didn’t give a toss about uni students and left the flat in disrepair, but the housing shortage meant he could get away with charging a fortune for a mouldy flat with broken windows and non-working appliances

There was a lot of good, sure, but uni can be a very stressful time.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

So basically “people who would still get a job at daddy’s company regardless of a degree but a degree looks better for PR”

PeriodicallyPedantic,

There is a big range between “parents could save up for their kid’s college” and “parents own a large successful company”.

I’m just some grunt working an office job, but I’m still lucky enough to be able to put away money for my kid’s college fund since they were born. I hope that they won’t need a job to get through college, when/if they go.

jak,

I think a big difference is what the free time is like. I worked full time or nearly through college, so I didn’t have much free time in terms of quantity. When I got it, it was often with friends and during the day. When I graduated, I got a job with regular hours for the first time- I had so much free time, but I didn’t have a lot to fill it with, nor did I have a lot of energy after sitting down. Developing an active hobby helped with both, but doesn’t work for everyone.

I’m in grad school now, working 30 hours a week, and I do feel much more weighed down, but I’m able to set my own schedule a lot more than I could when I worked in an office

renzev,

Not trying to downplay your experience, but uni was actually so much better for me… being able to focus on things that actually coincide with my interests and abilities in Uni was so liberating after being forced to go through five classes a day five days a week, most of which were either insultingly idiotic or existentially difficult… Not to mention having an actually human-paced schedule with ample time to plan ahead instead of constantly being in damage reduction mode. I remember thinking to myself in the first year of uni: “Is this what normal life is supposed to feel like?” I’m still recovering from school emotionally, but the fact that I finally have the mental space to recover is definitely a good sign. I guess you and I just have way different schools, universities, and personal circumstances!

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