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Thrickles, in Knock, knock

I have seen this so many times, and I have laughed every time.

bilb, in Follow your heart, they said
@bilb@lem.monster avatar

how do i summion wengido

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Here you go

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/633b3d14-8f97-4b4e-8495-f0cf70e555b6.jpeg

On second thought, scratch the whole wendigo idea. Perhaps I’ll just stick to breeding normal critters like raccoons or sasquatches.

cm0002,

On second thought, scratch the whole wendigo idea. Perhaps I’ll just stick to breeding normal critters like raccoons or sasquatches.

Well that’s no way to raise a loyal nightmare army

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Idk man, I think sasquatches are probably a lot more loyal than wendigos.

hex_m_hell,

There’s already enough monsters with an insatiable appetites fed by blood and suffering who’s appetite grows the more they consume: billionaires.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Perhaps billionaires are just wendigos with a job… 🤔

HerbalGamer, in Fuck them right in the...?
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

i don’t know what bussy means and at this point I’m to afraid to ask.

erev,
@erev@lemmy.world avatar

boy pussy, so just a man’s ass

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

thank you

tacosanonymous,

I’ve also heard both “back” and “butt.”

madcaesar,

Ooooohhh 🤣

HappyFrog,

And then there’s wussy, or woman bussy

MinusPi, in This is too relatable
@MinusPi@yiffit.net avatar

I’m 27. This has basically been my life for the last 10 years.

Delphia, in Time for a checkup!!!!

No need, Ive got an arsehole like a cigar cutter.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Oh good I can’t get this cigar ready

Delphia,

You know. I might be bragging, I might be exaggerating but if you’re willing to smoke it I’d be willing to give it a try.

qarbone,

Well? Let’s get that arse out here. Do you have a PO Box or something?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know how that’s gonna help you when the kegels come falling out

db2, in Sony Presents newest AAA game: DEAF STANDING. (AI generated)

Don’t give them ideas…

Ilovethebomb, in Fuck them right in the...?

Torque is a stupid, meaningless figure in almost any situation, but particularly in a vehicle where there is a transmission involved.

EasternLettuce,

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  • Ilovethebomb,

    it directly measures their ability to get up to speed

    No, it doesn’t. power measures how fast the vehicle will get up to speed, torque is meaningless unless you know the RPM that torque is being made at.

    GBU_28,

    Most legitimate torque ratings include at what rpm. Many articles do not include all the details.

    Ilovethebomb,

    That’s true, but of course the article doesn’t give an RPM range.

    GBU_28,

    So you love me?

    EasternLettuce,

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  • bilb,
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    You’re both completely wrong. The only important measurement of a vehicle is spirit

    Tremble, (edited )

    Don’t forget to check your tires people that’s a lot of torque

    Edit: wherever the rubber meets the road

    Mwallerby,

    I thought it was style, control, damage and aggression

    original_reader,

    And here I was thinking HP might be the Hit Points.

    Delta_V,

    Only if you’re playing a mage. Otherwise you’ll want to know the vehicle’s HP, AC and THAC0.

    Ilovethebomb,

    Also wrong. If you compare two otherwise identical vehicles, the one with more power will both accelerate faster and have a higher top speed, assuming it has the gearing to use that power.

    Stop getting all your vehicle knowledge from old top gear episodes.

    anarchy79,
    @anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

    Here’s something tp calm your nerves, Talk The Torque, the best damn car review show on the Internet!

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=8627su-jKWo

    Glemek,

    Torque is a stupid, meaningless figure in almost any situation

    Are you the one overtightening all the bolts in my shop??

    Ilovethebomb,

    Maybe.

    conditional_soup, (edited ) in This is too relatable

    I already posted, but this post bothered me so much that I wanted to say my peace. You can tell that OP and everyone resonating with them is from Canada or the US a country with car dependency. How? Because our urban environments are uniquely awful, since they’re built for cars, not people. The suburbs are far from anywhere you’d like to go, and even if you had the gumption to walk or bike a mile or more each way, the infrastructure to do so is flat out dangerous or hostile in a lot of cases. The suburbs keep a low population density, and there’s no real cause to meet anybody else ever since they have no third spaces, so unless you hit the neighbor jackpot, the suburbs are a super lonely experience. Big box stores, chain pharmacies, and chain restaurants being the dominant businesses in your area is also a car-centroc urbanism thing, since if you have to get in your car to go shopping, you’re just going to go where you’ll only have to make one stop or where you won’t have to leave the car. It’s even in the meme: parents too busy to teach [them] how to drive, which matters because the city is fucking inaccessible otherwise.

    I live in a city of 90,000 in California and, while California is generally head and shoulders above the rest of the US in bike infrastructure, it’s still goddamn hostile to try and get across town on a bike or on foot, and that’s assuming the weather isn’t miserable. I’ve had five exchange students from different countries (Japan, HK, Russia, Netherlands, etc) and they all found the suburbs / US urban design to be isolating. All of them were used to just being able to bike/tram/bus/train across the city and even between cities completely on their own and it was no big deal at all. It’s easily the hardest thing for them to cope with.

    It’s not this way in the rest of the world, and it hasn’t even been this way forever. It got this way due to decades of deliberate policy choices, and it can be changed. Your local city and county government has a shocking amount of power over this kind of stuff, and those are levels of government that, unless you live in a big metropolis, are actually accessible to laypeople. Start organizing, get your friends together, make some noise, let them know what you want; local politics can actually be pretty responsive to this stuff.

    Edit: in case you want more information, there’s several really good channels about this stuff, but I’d recommend NotJustBikes and AlanFisher on YouTube for a start.

    Edit 2: OP is not, in fact, from the US or Canada. Took a gamble and lost.

    STRIKINGdebate2,
    @STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

    Bruh. I’m Irish.

    conditional_soup,

    Crap, took a calculated risk on that one, sorry. I know England is getting rough with car dependency, but I wasn’t expecting Ireland to be that way. Derry Girls lied to me.

    STRIKINGdebate2,
    @STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar
    1. Derry girls is set in northern Ireland so the infrastructure is different.
    2. It’s set more than 30 years in the past and 20 years before I was a teenager.
    3. They lived in a city not a small suburban town like me.
    conditional_soup, (edited )

    Another swing and a miss on my part. I was trying to make a joke at my expense by being an American who got his knowledge from TV shows. Anyway, that’s not an apology. I’m sorry for making that assumption.

    Zagorath,
    @Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

    Australia is, to my understanding, not as bad as America, but roughly on par with Canada. I believe NZ might also be very car-dependent. It’s definitely not just those two countries

    Anyway, shoutouts to !fuckcars and !notjustbikes.

    afraid_of_zombies,

    Could be worse you could have a abusive fuck religious parents who have the time to make sure you a prisoner.

    Mac, (edited ) in Fuck them right in the...?

    I hate EV torque ratings. They’re not even remotely comparable to ICE vehicles.

    The power ratings for the eBussy don’t adhere to SAE-J2908, btw.

    Please at least use SAE-J2908.

    Ilovethebomb,

    Where do they even measure this, is it at the wheels?

    GBU_28,

    You measure the bussy.

    Mac,

    Exactly my point. You get it.

    Annoyed_Crabby, in Fuck them right in the...?

    It’s called an XBus now. Yes it’s not better.

    But this is actually a pretty cool ev, the bed is swappable.

    Viking_Hippie,

    Would possibly create some confusion in Denmark where the public inter-region busses are called X-Bus…

    LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

    I don’t get it. Please tell me the double entendere of “XBus.”

    anarchy79,
    @anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

    XXXbus

    SkybreakerEngineer,

    The next one will be called xbus 360, then xbus one, then one s…

    Byyran, in Deepfry

    I’m feeling a little sad today. Scrolling here to maybe find some light among the darkness. I found this instead. I am no longer sad. Thanks for that. I don’t know how I feel. Not sad. I feel lost. I feel like I can’t read the fucking text in this super pixelated cave drawing.

    wiikifox,
    @wiikifox@pawb.social avatar

    Fun, this is the quality I use when watching YouTube (I wish this was /s, but it isn’t)

    synae,
    @synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Maybe being lost in unfamiliar territory is better than being stuck in a familiar darkness

    (Please don’t take this as a judgment of you or even a serious philosophical thought, I’m really high)

    aeronmelon, (edited ) in Fuck them right in the...?

    It looks like someone crossbred a VW Bus with a panda bear then startled it.

    Viking_Hippie,

    I mean, you gotta have a hobby 🤷

    aliceblossom, in This is chaotic neutral?

    Daily reminder that no individual action is lawful or chaotic.

    ryan213, in Modern art
    @ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

    This deserves an installation to put Norheim on the global cultural map! - Rufus

    mojofrododojo, in This is too relatable

    this was my youth, we still fucking walked / biked everywhere, even in the deep south’s 100+ degree temps. people who think europe is an non-automotive utopia: this is a recent trend - it took time to build out the infrastructures (PLURAL) that replace driving everywhere, and even then it’s taking time to get the cars out of the cities.

    aviewfromthecyclepath.com/…/the-car-free-myth-net…

    It’s something we have to work at together, and the vroom-vroom crowd who want to murder cyclists with their coal-rollers are very much in the way.

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