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electric, in This is too relatable

Holy fucking mood.

JusticeForPorygon, in Modern art
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I’m pretty sure I could just go to a modern art museum while trippin balls and cause a scene and I bet people would put cash in my head thinking it’s a show.

0x4E4F,
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Don’t forget to piss a little on them, that’ll get them to throw extra money.

hex_m_hell,

The difference between you and these people is that they’re not afraid to actually do it.

JusticeForPorygon,
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Is that a challenge?

hex_m_hell,

Oh yeah, totally! Just make sure to record it or it’s not art.

ElderWendigo,

If you don’t make a record it’s not art or science, it’s just masturbation.

thirstyhyena, in Stop helping!

Are we going to throw the goths into bathtubs now?

OpenStars, in This is too relatable
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Bold of you to assume that we have parents? :-P

Red0ctober, in Deepfry

Can we get this more distorted, please?

wafflez, in Rat snacks

he was french though

RagingRobot,

Gross. I hear they eat snails

Hereforpron2,

I hear they eat food cooked by rats

MrJameGumb, in Chinese delivery!
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Dude, this is just bad… It’s so cringe it’s just painful to watch instead of being funny. Hopefully it’s fake

0x4E4F,
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It’s a shitpost dude, what did you expect 😂.

ryan213,
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Shitposts usually make people laugh. This one’s just a shitty post.

0x4E4F,
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I found it funny, I shared it 🤷.

Aussiemandeus,
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Made me laugh

MrJameGumb,
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I don’t ask for much, but this was bad even for a shitpost… They’re usually at least kind of funny

0x4E4F,
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Well, it was funny to me 😂.

Aussiemandeus,
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Me too

TexMexBazooka,

People not finding it funny is funny to me. Good shitpost.

RIP_Cheems, in This is chaotic neutral?
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I wanna do this now.

Yamainwitch, in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

Jus me bro but dick cheynz be acting sus tho fr fr

Master, in This is chaotic neutral?

Whistle and then point at a random persons dog.

_Sprite, (edited ) in Chinese delivery!
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ngl if this actually happened at like 10pm this would kill me. it’s wrong, but it’ll kill me. But I’m 100% sure this is his own house so

RIP_Cheems, in Follow your heart, they said
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For a second I thought that was going towards Ted Kaminski.

MacNCheezus,
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Sorta, but without the mail bombs.

Socsa,

The industrial revolution and its consequences…

RIP_Cheems,
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Donebrach, in Lemmy world irl meet up footage 2024
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sure those same lads are on here saying bidets are unsanitary and confusing.

mcmoor, in No matter how tough things get, you always got a bro in your corner

Well, if I want to build makeshift shelter in the wild, I’d also like to get nice corners to get instant two walls to protect me.

ArbitraryValue, (edited ) in This is too relatable

Hah, or you can be me. I grew up in New York City with the ability to go pretty much anywhere unsupervised and I never did - I spent all my free time either reading books or playing videogames anyway. I had almost zero interest in the real world (I think it’s pretty boring even now that I’ve been an adult for a while) but I still feel like there was something wasteful about not bothering to experience things that so many other kids would have really enjoyed.

The worst part was college. I attended a famous party school but went to zero parties, zero dates, etc. At least I managed to graduate in three years with a double major. (By the time I got to college, I did want more social interaction but I thought that I was incapable of it so I didn’t try.)

TseseJuer,

what a sad life

ArbitraryValue, (edited )

It actually hasn’t been bad overall. Those were my missed opportunities but there were also other opportunities that I didn’t miss.

(I do live in New York City again and I do still think it’s really boring here. There’s nowhere to go and nothing to do that doesn’t involve a crowd of strangers which ruins it for me. The main reason I’m here is to be close to my family but even visiting them requires a miserable two-and-a-half-hour round trip on the subway. I got to live in a small town for a while and I liked it a lot better - having a house with a big yard, being able to drive everywhere, and easy access to nature were great.)

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