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gnate, in Krustavo Crabs wants you to make 40 krabby patties Spobgebob. No half measures, Spongebob.

Looks more like Mike than Gus.

havokdj,

Pretty sure that actually IS mike considering Gus had no facial hair.

mojo, in This one's for you

He would be proud

Gallardo994, in Tehc

Or just set expiration time for old tabs for people that don’t bother with closing manually. 1 week should be totally more than enough.

candyman337, in Did You Know?

That’s actually a great idea

adj16, in fact

This is a high-quality shitpost

RubberElectrons, in Even H. R. Giger would be terrified.
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What would happen if xenomorphic aliens and Superman existed in the same universe? Ooo boy, flying xenos mean a fast goodbye for me.

robocall, in This one's for you
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How long can a hookers gapping butthole be wide enough to throw fruit loops into it?

Gargantu8,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4e25d328-3f10-4a27-88a3-9d8ad18532be.webm

ZombiFrancis,

Sometimes the game is rigged. The only way to win is not to play.

Klear,

Ain’t that a kick in the head?

MilitantAtheist,

Google Roxy Raye, LadyFruitLoops, and no, it’s not SFW.

0x4E4F,

Roxy Raye… Legend…

speaker_hat, in Tehc

And remove fishy add-ons installed without her knowing

unreachable, in Deaf
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ded23b3c-e8bd-4fa2-bf5f-b244642c32d1.webm

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2c78083c-ce8b-4da1-a785-b62d17063e47.webm

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18107, in fact

Where is that wire going, and what is it for?

Oha,

technology

itslilith,
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self-charging

Schmeckinger,

Could be a motorized lense.

dylanTheDeveloper, in Even H. R. Giger would be terrified.
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Vore

Xanthrax, (edited ) in Deaf
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My favorite is when they give the genre/ an emotional description of the music, and it’s completely wrong.

Sometimes I feel like they’re lucky when they blast Imagine Dragons, and they just say “🎶High energy, folk-rock🎶”.

I live in a noisy area, so I always have cc on, and that always makes me laugh.

CheeryLBottom, (edited )

I have captions on because sound in shows can be uneven to me. It’s funny watching “Strange New Worlds” and the constant whoosh when doors open

registrert,
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It’s either full on “Somber music playing” or subtitles for “foreign” parts only. I just want subtitles for everyone talking. Bonus points if foreign parts are translated, but if there’s supposed to be some mysterious group speaking a strange language - like french or something - then give me subtitles in french.

My favorite is when on-screen text is subtitled.

SOME TIME LATER “Some time later”

Thanks.

JohnWorks, in Krustavo Crabs wants you to make 40 krabby patties Spobgebob. No half measures, Spongebob.

Kid named Squidward:

Adi2121,

Squidward named finger:

ivanafterall, in Sneaky
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Those sons of bitches actually did it!

slurpeesoforion, in 1 imitation whipped cream tub with a side of pie, please.

That’s a funny looking trash can.

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